Dita Von Teese in New Orleans
Damn good coffee!
Thu, 22/07/2010 - 16:51 by Mr. HMI don't know what kind of game Dita Von Teese thinks she's playing at, but these pictures seem specifically designed to confused men's brains.
On one hand you've got Dita Von Teese doing her 'Oh i'm just a pale faced virginal kind of girl who wears psuspenders when I do the gardening but would be shocked to touch a cock except for that hardcore porno i was in that time but oh but i don't talk about that anymore' kind of thing - which is nice.
But then you start flicking through and the full horror settles in and messes with your mind and you don't know what to think anymore and you want to take your semi go and sit in a corner and cry.
Fuck you Dita.
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did a show with her once. incredibly dull. no va va voom
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Who cares!!! My boyfriend thinks the same with me. He- is eight years older than me, lol. We met online at an age gap dating site [A_g_e_m_i_n_g_le @ c.//o.//m]---a nice and free place for Younger- Women and Older Men, or Older Women and Younger Men, to interact with each other. Maybe you wanna check out or- tell your friends
At a distance I thought that was a greasy Phil Jupitus in the main pic. On closer inspection it actually appears to be a greasy Michael Palin.
You know, as Stella is away so we can frolic as we please- she won't mind. She and I have shared so much already. If we are related it would be rude not to invite you to visit my damp hole.
Puddy/ Jiggery. Couldn't put it better myself.
Y'know if we're both from that part of the world we're probably related. Do you know the Huxy-Slugs? Distant cousins of mine who farm on the Norfolk-Suffolk border.
(and that's enough about your damp little hole please - Stella will get jealous)
Oh, and I loved Twin Peaks too- it did much the same in my damp little hole (the Broads!!!)
Ah, congratulations for coming out of the closet, my dear. There is no shame in being East Anglian. Well, not really...
Miss 'Tits out for the middle class' as someone once said, probably
I loved Twin Peaks, made my own little corner of the Fens seem positively normal by comparison
These are regular people who have turned their 'differences' into an art - whatever pays the rent quite frankly. But Dita is the biggest freak of all.
This hard-nosed plain-faced transparent blonde dyed her hair, strapped on a corset and made love to a bloke called Brian who out-freaked her by changing his name to Marilyn.
Apart from sitting in a wine glass what does Ms Teese really do? She's the sort of woman that John Prescott finds sexy. Nuff said I think.
Whoa,whoa,wait - Dita made a porno?
Could somebody please link me this...
I need to see it. In the interests of science, you understand.
Not sure why this is particularly weird as before it got really boring some years ago the burlesque scene went hand in hand with a sort of 'tasteful' revival of the whole 'freak show' thing. Anyway, this 'event' was in NOLA, home to more odd people than any place on earth. Yes, more than East Anglia, before anyone says it...
Wow Mr HM!
Neon signs of frustration noted.
Assuming now that all the office staff are now duly terrified.
Pic 4 is Debbie Lee Carrington who played the dwarf hooker on Mars in Total Recall.
I can't BELIEVE that my brain has space for this kind of shit!
Yeay?
Dunno who all the other weirdos are tho.....
Wow Mr HM!
Neon signs of frustration noted.
Assuming now that all the office staff are now duly terrified.
Pic 4 is Debbie Lee Carrington who played the dwarf hooker on Mars in Total Recall.
I can't BELIEVE that my brain has space for this kind of shit!
Yeay?
Dunno who all the other weirdos are tho.....
Not sure why this is particularly weird as before it got really boring some years ago the burlesque scene went hand in hand with a sort of 'tasteful' revival of the whole 'freak show' thing. Anyway, this 'event' was in NOLA, home to more odd people than any place on earth. Yes, more than East Anglia, before anyone says it...
Whoa,whoa,wait - Dita made a porno?
Could somebody please link me this...
I need to see it. In the interests of science, you understand.
These are regular people who have turned their 'differences' into an art - whatever pays the rent quite frankly. But Dita is the biggest freak of all.
This hard-nosed plain-faced transparent blonde dyed her hair, strapped on a corset and made love to a bloke called Brian who out-freaked her by changing his name to Marilyn.
Apart from sitting in a wine glass what does Ms Teese really do? She's the sort of woman that John Prescott finds sexy. Nuff said I think.
I loved Twin Peaks, made my own little corner of the Fens seem positively normal by comparison
Miss 'Tits out for the middle class' as someone once said, probably
Ah, congratulations for coming out of the closet, my dear. There is no shame in being East Anglian. Well, not really...
Oh, and I loved Twin Peaks too- it did much the same in my damp little hole (the Broads!!!)
Y'know if we're both from that part of the world we're probably related. Do you know the Huxy-Slugs? Distant cousins of mine who farm on the Norfolk-Suffolk border.
(and that's enough about your damp little hole please - Stella will get jealous)
Puddy/ Jiggery. Couldn't put it better myself.
You know, as Stella is away so we can frolic as we please- she won't mind. She and I have shared so much already. If we are related it would be rude not to invite you to visit my damp hole.
At a distance I thought that was a greasy Phil Jupitus in the main pic. On closer inspection it actually appears to be a greasy Michael Palin.
Who cares!!! My boyfriend thinks the same with me. He- is eight years older than me, lol. We met online at an age gap dating site [A_g_e_m_i_n_g_le @ c.//o.//m]---a nice and free place for Younger- Women and Older Men, or Older Women and Younger Men, to interact with each other. Maybe you wanna check out or- tell your friends
I strongly recommend ______ B l a c k w h i t e C u p i d * C o m ______ to you where I just found my interracial boyfriend! You know it is a great place to meet black men and beautiful women. What's kind of relationship do you want? ;)
did a show with her once. incredibly dull. no va va voom
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