Vanessa Paradis and Patti Smith at the Chanel Rouge Dinner in NYC
Was that 'Rouge' or 'Rough'?
Wed, 10/02/2010 - 15:05 by Harry BowJohnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis like to play 'Where's Patti?' with their family photo albums - it's the only possible explanation for Smith's attendance at the Chanel Rouge Dinner in New York...
The 63-year-old gran of punk still looked half the age of fellow guest Rachel Zoe - and actually more than stylish than the other bunch of blahsionistas (which included a Pete Doherty ex and a fucking state). Although, to be honest, we'd still swap Alexandra Richards for Geld, even though they've both got that unsettling adult thumbsucker thing going on.
Anyway, this is only the start - remember, New York Fashion Week starts on Thurs, followed by the London equivalent next week. By then, these woman will actually look like fashion icons of our time.
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Since when making it to the UK40 is a good thing? oh yes sorry, Leona Lewis, JLS, Peter André...................I forgot those are the nation's pride.
No wonder Paradis does not actually give a flying fuck not making it to the UK40.
A talented, untarty frog who's made great films and does not give a monkey about "celebrity" life - take a look Jordan, you grottesque piece of plastic meat.
I'm pretty sure that's Howard Marks..
Making the top 40 in the UK album charts does not a good album betoken
Patti Smith needs a shave.
Paradis and Patti? They're like a gruesome Before & After.
And how many of those made the top 40 in the UK?
Maybe it doesn't, but 6 albums and a few films does. ;)
No, I can't particularly hate Vanessa Paradis nor Johnny Depp but by Christ she's not been the most prolific of french artistes has she? A Lily fucking Allen-esque ditty does not a career make.
em bu day aj
just inhaled a Malteser laughing at this
joe le taxi la la la
Patti Smith looks a bit like Ja'Mai from Summer Heights High. That, or a genetic splicing between Ronnie Wood and Mischa Barton.
Anyway, I just can't take this event seriously if The Saturdays weren't invited.
Look and learn, Vanessa Perroncel. You can be gorgeous, French and called Vanessa, without having to resort to pimping gash for cash. Try as I might to hate Mrs. Depp, ce n'est pas possible. She has every reason to look so fucking smug.
On a separate note, that wig is doing nothing for Alan Rickman in pic 1
Look and learn, Vanessa Perroncel. You can be gorgeous, French and called Vanessa, without having to resort to pimping gash for cash. Try as I might to hate Mrs. Depp, ce n'est pas possible. She has every reason to look so fucking smug.
On a separate note, that wig is doing nothing for Alan Rickman in pic 1
Patti Smith looks a bit like Ja'Mai from Summer Heights High. That, or a genetic splicing between Ronnie Wood and Mischa Barton.
Anyway, I just can't take this event seriously if The Saturdays weren't invited.
joe le taxi la la la
just inhaled a Malteser laughing at this
em bu day aj
No, I can't particularly hate Vanessa Paradis nor Johnny Depp but by Christ she's not been the most prolific of french artistes has she? A Lily fucking Allen-esque ditty does not a career make.
Maybe it doesn't, but 6 albums and a few films does. ;)
And how many of those made the top 40 in the UK?
Paradis and Patti? They're like a gruesome Before & After.
Patti Smith needs a shave.
Making the top 40 in the UK album charts does not a good album betoken
I'm pretty sure that's Howard Marks..
Since when making it to the UK40 is a good thing? oh yes sorry, Leona Lewis, JLS, Peter André...................I forgot those are the nation's pride.
No wonder Paradis does not actually give a flying fuck not making it to the UK40.
A talented, untarty frog who's made great films and does not give a monkey about "celebrity" life - take a look Jordan, you grottesque piece of plastic meat.