Was that 'Rouge' or 'Rough'?
Wed, 10/02/2010 - 15:05 by Harry Bow

Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis like to play 'Where's Patti?' with their family photo albums - it's the only possible explanation for Smith's attendance at the Chanel Rouge Dinner in New York...

The 63-year-old gran of punk still looked half the age of fellow guest Rachel Zoe - and actually more than stylish than the other bunch of blahsionistas (which included a Pete Doherty ex and a fucking state). Although, to be honest, we'd still swap Alexandra Richards for Geld, even though they've both got that unsettling adult thumbsucker thing going on.

Anyway, this is only the start - remember, New York Fashion Week starts on Thurs, followed by the London equivalent next week. By then, these woman will actually look like fashion icons of our time.

  • Since when making it to the UK40 is a good thing? oh yes sorry, Leona Lewis, JLS, Peter André...................I forgot those are the nation's pride.
    No wonder Paradis does not actually give a flying fuck not making it to the UK40.
    A talented, untarty frog who's made great films and does not give a monkey about "celebrity" life - take a look Jordan, you grottesque piece of plastic meat.

    kermits Fri, 12/02/2010 - 16:18
  • I'm pretty sure that's Howard Marks..

    Ted Zeppelin Fri, 12/02/2010 - 15:11
  • Making the top 40 in the UK album charts does not a good album betoken

    ColonelDebugger Thu, 11/02/2010 - 18:04
  • Patti Smith needs a shave.

    shitthebed Thu, 11/02/2010 - 10:17
  • Paradis and Patti? They're like a gruesome Before & After.

    PuddyTwat Thu, 11/02/2010 - 10:06
  • And how many of those made the top 40 in the UK?

    koshmar Thu, 11/02/2010 - 01:00
  • Maybe it doesn't, but 6 albums and a few films does. ;)

    Spoons Wed, 10/02/2010 - 23:26
  • No, I can't particularly hate Vanessa Paradis nor Johnny Depp but by Christ she's not been the most prolific of french artistes has she? A Lily fucking Allen-esque ditty does not a career make.

    koshmar Wed, 10/02/2010 - 20:01
  • em bu day aj

    dandyboy Wed, 10/02/2010 - 17:18
  • just inhaled a Malteser laughing at this

    George of Asda Wed, 10/02/2010 - 17:18
  • joe le taxi la la la

    switch Wed, 10/02/2010 - 17:02
  • Patti Smith looks a bit like Ja'Mai from Summer Heights High. That, or a genetic splicing between Ronnie Wood and Mischa Barton.

    Anyway, I just can't take this event seriously if The Saturdays weren't invited.

    retrovertigo Wed, 10/02/2010 - 16:10
  • Look and learn, Vanessa Perroncel. You can be gorgeous, French and called Vanessa, without having to resort to pimping gash for cash. Try as I might to hate Mrs. Depp, ce n'est pas possible. She has every reason to look so fucking smug.

    On a separate note, that wig is doing nothing for Alan Rickman in pic 1

    merylhighground Wed, 10/02/2010 - 15:52
  • Look and learn, Vanessa Perroncel. You can be gorgeous, French and called Vanessa, without having to resort to pimping gash for cash. Try as I might to hate Mrs. Depp, ce n'est pas possible. She has every reason to look so fucking smug.

    On a separate note, that wig is doing nothing for Alan Rickman in pic 1

    merylhighground Wed, 10/02/2010 - 15:52
  • Patti Smith looks a bit like Ja'Mai from Summer Heights High. That, or a genetic splicing between Ronnie Wood and Mischa Barton.

    Anyway, I just can't take this event seriously if The Saturdays weren't invited.

    retrovertigo Wed, 10/02/2010 - 16:10
  • joe le taxi la la la

    switch Wed, 10/02/2010 - 17:02
  • just inhaled a Malteser laughing at this

    George of Asda Wed, 10/02/2010 - 17:18
  • em bu day aj

    dandyboy Wed, 10/02/2010 - 17:18
  • No, I can't particularly hate Vanessa Paradis nor Johnny Depp but by Christ she's not been the most prolific of french artistes has she? A Lily fucking Allen-esque ditty does not a career make.

    koshmar Wed, 10/02/2010 - 20:01
  • Maybe it doesn't, but 6 albums and a few films does. ;)

    Spoons Wed, 10/02/2010 - 23:26
  • And how many of those made the top 40 in the UK?

    koshmar Thu, 11/02/2010 - 01:00
  • Paradis and Patti? They're like a gruesome Before & After.

    PuddyTwat Thu, 11/02/2010 - 10:06
  • Patti Smith needs a shave.

    shitthebed Thu, 11/02/2010 - 10:17
  • Making the top 40 in the UK album charts does not a good album betoken

    ColonelDebugger Thu, 11/02/2010 - 18:04
  • I'm pretty sure that's Howard Marks..

    Ted Zeppelin Fri, 12/02/2010 - 15:11
  • Since when making it to the UK40 is a good thing? oh yes sorry, Leona Lewis, JLS, Peter André...................I forgot those are the nation's pride.
    No wonder Paradis does not actually give a flying fuck not making it to the UK40.
    A talented, untarty frog who's made great films and does not give a monkey about "celebrity" life - take a look Jordan, you grottesque piece of plastic meat.

    kermits Fri, 12/02/2010 - 16:18

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