Wedding Bell-ends
Wed, 07/04/2010 - 15:51 by Aretha Franklin

Proud estranged father to Lindsay Lohan, Michael, today announced the exciting news that he and his partner, Kate Major (ex of Jon Gosselin, ex of Kate Gosselin), are due to wed later this year. However, it doesn't look like his daughter will be receiving an invite, with Lindsay reacting to the news as graceful and charming as ever...

"I'm gonna vomit! I so didn't need that info. Yuck!"

Those are the words which the actress spewed out her mouth when greeted with the news that her father was re-marrying. Clearly no love lost in that relationship.

Meanwhile, Michael Lohan has been speaking about how he broke the news of the engagement to Kate Major's father - while the pair were bathing together...

"I went down to Florida with Kate to visit her Dad. I was in the hot tub with her Dad at their house, and I said, 'There's something we have to talk about.' He said 'Oh my God, don't tell me Kate's pregnant?!' I told him I was looking at the future, and I wanted to make it formal and take it to the next level. After that, he approved."

Isn't the image of the 50-year-old Michael Lohan in a hot tub with his fiancée's Dad just amazing? He probably only approved after he had complimented him on his Speedos, or after he'd given his testicles a tickle with his toes under the water.

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