Pamela Anderson's nipple popped like an old, slightly misshapen friend last night - luckily only twenty people were there to see it though...

It's got to be extremely embarrassing arriving on the red carpet wearing sunglasses at night only to find an empty club... Obviously Pamela Anderson's not exactly Audrey Hepburn but you'd think she'd still have more than twenty people turning up to get an eyeful (literally) of her arse-shaped chest. Sadly for the actress, however, no one else got the invite to her Super Bowl/fashion party last night - possibly because they were as confused about the event as we are...

Apparently Pam was hosting the catwalk show to launch her new clothing line A*Muse, which has been designed in collaboration with Richie Rich, but she also wanted to add extra interest by affiliating it with the Super Bowl, which is this Sunday. There's not really anything sporty about her outfit, despite being a walking advert for the necessity of sports bras (the real reason for those shades?), is there though?

At least the capacity at next year's panto theatre will be slightly more limited.