Paris does Paris
Wed, 10/02/2010 - 15:53 by Harry Bow

Nothing like a bit of Paris to ruin Paris... Hilton has hit the City of Romance to celebrate Valentine's Day and spread rumours of her secret engagement to an uninterested audience...

After she was seen buying an armload of bridal magazines and overheard calling her boyfriend's sibling 'sister-in-law' during a speech in front of a room full of people, E! News is suggesting that Paris Hilton might be secretly engaged to Doug Reinhardt. Damn those pesky reporters. At least Paris can keep a low-profile in Paris. Oh.

 

Doug Reinhardt is a (part-time) baseball player, right? Does that mean his backward baseball cap is anymore justifiable? No.

 

  • They've been dating for quite a while now so if they are engaged, well so be it... They look good together.

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    aschultz Thu, 15/04/2010 - 07:04
  • They're all such shallow excuses of human beings, what that fucking country needs is another Wall St crash and see how the cunts like wheelbarrowing heaps of meaningless dollar bills.

    In yet another Blart-ism, all I want to read about this boring twosome is their fucking obituaries

    koshmar Thu, 11/02/2010 - 23:46
  • *coffee through the nose* you bastard!

    koshmar Thu, 11/02/2010 - 23:44
  • She's a rich young blonde yet what fella in his right mind would want to fall into that? She's the female Dean Gaffney and that's even offensive to The Gaff.

    PuddyTwat Thu, 11/02/2010 - 18:43
  • What's with all the attention seeking cumbuckets wanting 'secrecy' all of a sudden? Is it the new 'little dog in a bag'?

    dandyboy Wed, 10/02/2010 - 20:28
  • I thought he was on Gossip Girl or The Hills or one of those other shows about spoilt Yank brats that Heat practically bums?

    Anyway, note to Miss Hilton: If your bloke looks that fucking bored when he's kissing you, it generally means he's either gay, looking at someone more attractive, or wondering whether you'd notice if he burped without breaking the kiss.

    retrovertigo Wed, 10/02/2010 - 16:13
  • I thought he was on Gossip Girl or The Hills or one of those other shows about spoilt Yank brats that Heat practically bums?

    Anyway, note to Miss Hilton: If your bloke looks that fucking bored when he's kissing you, it generally means he's either gay, looking at someone more attractive, or wondering whether you'd notice if he burped without breaking the kiss.

    retrovertigo Wed, 10/02/2010 - 16:13
  • What's with all the attention seeking cumbuckets wanting 'secrecy' all of a sudden? Is it the new 'little dog in a bag'?

    dandyboy Wed, 10/02/2010 - 20:28
  • She's a rich young blonde yet what fella in his right mind would want to fall into that? She's the female Dean Gaffney and that's even offensive to The Gaff.

    PuddyTwat Thu, 11/02/2010 - 18:43
  • *coffee through the nose* you bastard!

    koshmar Thu, 11/02/2010 - 23:44
  • They're all such shallow excuses of human beings, what that fucking country needs is another Wall St crash and see how the cunts like wheelbarrowing heaps of meaningless dollar bills.

    In yet another Blart-ism, all I want to read about this boring twosome is their fucking obituaries

    koshmar Thu, 11/02/2010 - 23:46
  • They've been dating for quite a while now so if they are engaged, well so be it... They look good together.

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    aschultz Thu, 15/04/2010 - 07:04

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