We can't tell you how much this film was actually called Killer Bitch and that we were back in April looking and laughing at photos from its premiere. Alas, this film is actually called Killers and we're now in June looking at photos from its premiere - where there were no laughs to be had...

Jesus, what a bloody boring bunch.

Aston Kutcher, Katherine Heigl, Macy Gray and Tom Selleck all make up the least exciting cast of all time in the least exciting feature film of all time.

Rather than put yourself through 90 minutes of this lot, watch the trailer which you will probably end up stopping half way through...