The new crotch of Calvin Klein (Kellan Lutz) was joined by the tits of Victoria's Secret (Marisa Miller) on the pitch at a celebrity game of American football over the weekend... 

There really was something for everyone in that huddle - although, while the appeal of Marisa Miller is as obvious as the New Moon plot (a volley ball game might have emphasized that further), it's difficult to understand what the fuss is about with Taylor Lautner and his chums unless you're a hormonal 15-year-old girl. He looks more like a meerkat than werewolf in pic 2 anyway - with a neck like that, it's easy to see why he's just been signed up for the new Stretch Armstrong film adaptation.

Also on the pitch was Gossip Girl stars Chace Crawford, Ed Westwick and Jessica Szhor, while Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez stayed on the sidelines. 

Apparently Miller was named the Most Valuable Player after the game - well deserved, we're sure. Nice to see they provided such practical sportswear for the girls.