Kellan Lutz in the new Calvin Klein campaign
Kalvin knobs
Wed, 03/02/2010 - 16:26 by Harry BowIt's not exactly Marky Mark, is it?
New Moon star Kellan Lutz, Eggs from True Blood, Spanish tennis player Fernando Verdasco and Japanese footballer Hidetoshi Nakata have stripped down to their-tighty-whities for Calvin Klein. However, since the Twihards are barely old enough to pass their cycling proficiency test, we doubt the billboards are going to be causing the same sort of catastrophe that Sophie Dahl's Opium ad did.
Who exactly is the campaign meant to appeal to? Stick Kellan's face on the front and they'd probably flog a lot more pairs...
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Why is his penis pointed? What has he got down there? An arrow? Or is his cock like one of them hunting dogs that go stiff as soon as they spy a squirrel?
How many fucking pairs of rolled-up socks are in that pair of skiddies?
How many fucking pairs of rolled-up socks are in that pair of skiddies?
Why is his penis pointed? What has he got down there? An arrow? Or is his cock like one of them hunting dogs that go stiff as soon as they spy a squirrel?