So bad is the V Festival that it almost ruined our Karen Gillan. Despite her rather unfortunate floor-length wax jacket, though, she still looked a zillion times better than the other attendees, which included Calum Best, Peter Andre and Luke Kook wearing Kerry Katona's moth outfit.

Alexa Chung put about as much enthusiasm into her T4 coverage as we imagine she does into eating her dinner, but we don't really blame her - the line-up is already ripe for a 'Rewind to the 10s' novelty festival for harpy hens.

Kings of Leon announced that their V Festival experience 'the best night ever', which can only mean that strong drugs were in abundance. Meanwhile, Vitamin Water must be gutted that they could only get Calum Best to be pictured in front of their merchandise.

The ONLY reason we'd have stepped foot in Chelmsford over the weekend would have been to see Keisha Buchanan knock Amelle Berrabah into next week, as both were there. Fight, fight, fight! That's entertainment, not watching Diana Vickers and her hand.