Valentine's Day cancelled
Fri, 12/02/2010 - 11:19 by HM writer

The premiere for 'Valentine's Day', arguably one of the worst romantic comedies ever made (just after 'Failure to Launch' and 'The Ugly Truth') was held in London's Leicester Square last night. And the prospect of sitting through that horror, including such lines as, "I'm so single, thank God my BlackBerry is on vibrate" (LOL!!11!!) even put off premiere regulars such as Bianca Gascoigne and Antony Costa (and they were at Danny Dyer's 'Malice In Wonderland' with bells on last week)...

Stars of the film, who did their very best to put on a brave face, included Ashton Kutcher, Jessica Alba and Topher Grace. So only Jessica Biel, Jamie Foxx, Julia Roberts, Kathy Bates, Bradley Cooper, Eric Dane, Patrick Dempsey, Queen Latifah, Anne Hathaway and Taylor Lautner missing.

Other guests to grace the red carpet like lambs to the slaughter included Nicola T, The Saturdays (it had almost been a whole week), Kelly Hoppen, Noel Clarke, Dionne Bromfield, whoever the fuck these two were and someone else making Chanelle's forehead look modest.

Trailer here...

LMAO.

 

  • jimmy choo and gucci balenciaga handbag
    http://www.lookhandbag.com

    lsywlw Tue, 23/02/2010 - 04:32
  • Not only that but that muthafucking president OJ Obama has the biggest fucking cock. He uses it to wake him up of a morning. Why can't he use a clock like everyone else. Daft bugger.

    PuddyTwat Fri, 12/02/2010 - 22:49
  • I think her head looks like a normal size, it's just her face that's shrunk, leaving vast areas of space around it.

    slug Fri, 12/02/2010 - 16:32
  • Jeezy chreezy. She looks like she's spent the last 6 years with her head in a vice or something. Seriously, she looks like that bird out of Brookside (Jennifer Ellisson?) but squasheder.

    tescopop Fri, 12/02/2010 - 16:17
  • Mel B, Denzel Washington, Michelle Obama- I can't tell why but they all look the same...

    kermits Fri, 12/02/2010 - 15:58
  • Still not seen this show but just googled her and I am impressed....love the school uniform, which is a bit worrying.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 12/02/2010 - 15:23
  • Yes Emily Atack

    She looks hot in inbetweeners but average out of a school uniform IMO...

    grange Fri, 12/02/2010 - 15:02
  • No, it's Denzel Washington you pathetic racist.

    Just joshing.

    tescopop Fri, 12/02/2010 - 14:59
  • Isn't the "someone else" with the big forehead Charlotte off The Inbetweeners?

    mynicehat Fri, 12/02/2010 - 14:28
  • Is that Michelle Obama with him ?

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 12/02/2010 - 14:25
  • i thought it was eddie murphy

    switch Fri, 12/02/2010 - 14:04
  • Wasn't the 'phone on vibrate' gag used in Absolutely Fabulous c 1839?

    stella ah trois Fri, 12/02/2010 - 13:48
  • Chris Rock & Chris Tucker aren't the same person ?!?!?!?

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 12/02/2010 - 13:37
  • Hahahaaaa, 'joshing'. I haven't heard/used 'joshing' in ages. Time for a 'joshing' comeback, methinks...

    tescopop Fri, 12/02/2010 - 13:36
  • hey, we're all pink on the inside.

    unseemlydogposture Fri, 12/02/2010 - 13:27
  • nice of the saturdays to line up in MY order of preference - but only if i'm behind them

    JOHNRBUK Fri, 12/02/2010 - 13:24
  • Yeah, I was only joshing with you. It's good for morale.

    clee984 Fri, 12/02/2010 - 13:04
  • Bloody hell, you're right. I literally always thought it was Rock, how strange.

    You're not right about me being racist though.

    tescopop Fri, 12/02/2010 - 12:59
  • Chris Tucker, not Chris Rock. You daft racist.

    clee984 Fri, 12/02/2010 - 12:55
  • if you can round up some funds i suggest we make 'it's your birthday' followed by a sequel 'you're gonna die'

    switch Fri, 12/02/2010 - 12:45
  • nicola t. not so much a smile as a grimace, like she's got one of her flaps caught.

    a film called 'valentines day' released just before valentines day. it's no coincidence.

    unseemlydogposture Fri, 12/02/2010 - 12:26
  • Nice to see that Frankie Saturday has found a use for those shite lampshades that Habitat used to sell.

    slug Fri, 12/02/2010 - 12:20
  • Is pic 3 Chris Rock's character from The Fifth Element, with Javine?

    tescopop Fri, 12/02/2010 - 12:04
  • Is pic 3 Chris Rock's character from The Fifth Element, with Javine?

    tescopop Fri, 12/02/2010 - 12:04
  • Nice to see that Frankie Saturday has found a use for those shite lampshades that Habitat used to sell.

    slug Fri, 12/02/2010 - 12:20
  • nicola t. not so much a smile as a grimace, like she's got one of her flaps caught.

    a film called 'valentines day' released just before valentines day. it's no coincidence.

    unseemlydogposture Fri, 12/02/2010 - 12:26
  • if you can round up some funds i suggest we make 'it's your birthday' followed by a sequel 'you're gonna die'

    switch Fri, 12/02/2010 - 12:45
  • Chris Tucker, not Chris Rock. You daft racist.

    clee984 Fri, 12/02/2010 - 12:55
  • Bloody hell, you're right. I literally always thought it was Rock, how strange.

    You're not right about me being racist though.

    tescopop Fri, 12/02/2010 - 12:59
  • Yeah, I was only joshing with you. It's good for morale.

    clee984 Fri, 12/02/2010 - 13:04
  • nice of the saturdays to line up in MY order of preference - but only if i'm behind them

    JOHNRBUK Fri, 12/02/2010 - 13:24
  • hey, we're all pink on the inside.

    unseemlydogposture Fri, 12/02/2010 - 13:27
  • Hahahaaaa, 'joshing'. I haven't heard/used 'joshing' in ages. Time for a 'joshing' comeback, methinks...

    tescopop Fri, 12/02/2010 - 13:36
  • Chris Rock & Chris Tucker aren't the same person ?!?!?!?

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 12/02/2010 - 13:37
  • Wasn't the 'phone on vibrate' gag used in Absolutely Fabulous c 1839?

    stella ah trois Fri, 12/02/2010 - 13:48
  • i thought it was eddie murphy

    switch Fri, 12/02/2010 - 14:04
  • Is that Michelle Obama with him ?

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 12/02/2010 - 14:25
  • Isn't the "someone else" with the big forehead Charlotte off The Inbetweeners?

    mynicehat Fri, 12/02/2010 - 14:28
  • No, it's Denzel Washington you pathetic racist.

    Just joshing.

    tescopop Fri, 12/02/2010 - 14:59
  • Yes Emily Atack

    She looks hot in inbetweeners but average out of a school uniform IMO...

    grange Fri, 12/02/2010 - 15:02
  • Still not seen this show but just googled her and I am impressed....love the school uniform, which is a bit worrying.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 12/02/2010 - 15:23
  • Mel B, Denzel Washington, Michelle Obama- I can't tell why but they all look the same...

    kermits Fri, 12/02/2010 - 15:58
  • Jeezy chreezy. She looks like she's spent the last 6 years with her head in a vice or something. Seriously, she looks like that bird out of Brookside (Jennifer Ellisson?) but squasheder.

    tescopop Fri, 12/02/2010 - 16:17
  • I think her head looks like a normal size, it's just her face that's shrunk, leaving vast areas of space around it.

    slug Fri, 12/02/2010 - 16:32
  • Not only that but that muthafucking president OJ Obama has the biggest fucking cock. He uses it to wake him up of a morning. Why can't he use a clock like everyone else. Daft bugger.

    PuddyTwat Fri, 12/02/2010 - 22:49
  • jimmy choo and gucci balenciaga handbag
    http://www.lookhandbag.com

    lsywlw Tue, 23/02/2010 - 04:32

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