But Vanessa, who had borrowed Cinderella's gloves and Tinkerbell's shoes for the occasion, must be doing something right (maybe in the bedroom, just saying), as she's managed to keep hold of her toyboy lover Ben Ofoedu. We wonder what her secret is? (Actually, bearing in mind she recently wrote a book detailing her sex tips, perhaps we don't)...
Vanessa and Ben showed their support at the Breast Cancer Care's annual Fashion Show held at the Grosvenor Hotel along with Gail Porter, Paloma Faith, that blonde one from G4, beauty personified - Cherie Blair, Lisa Snowdon and Geri Halliwell...
WAIT! THERE'S MORE!
Big Brother winner Pete Bennett gets married, amazing photos
P Diddy pays tribute to Notorious BIG by acting like an absolute cockend
Peaches Geldof and Eli Roth continue their thinly-veiled bout of self validation
Ronnie Wood visits the country with girlfriend, look like murderers
Jennifer Aniston & Gerard Butler get sexy for W Magazine ahead of Bounty Hunter release
Elton John's Oscar party, posh looks drunk, Cowell's breasts
Chanelle Hayes still pregnant, goes out with Robbie Coltrane
Take That's Mark Owen gets busted for 10 affairs
Daisy Lowe slips into a swimsuit and pair of hot-pants for Louis Vuitton bag campaign
X Factor's Rachel Adedeji gets the Holy Moly Interrogation
Katie Price sends saucy texts to Brazilian toyboy Andre Pinto
X Factor's Lucie Jones gets a Holy Moly Interrogation
When Holy Moly met JLS
How much is your sex tape worth?
What is so damn great about Blighty?
COMMENTS (27)
URRRRRRGH *vomits*
Nope, don't have a clue who most of these fuckers are.
And Fletz better steer well clear of Japan. Might be harpooned for scientific purposes.
I love every acre of her!
Agreed.
I'd smash her arse into next week.
She aint no Kate Moss thank God
plenty of cushion for the pushin'.
Those gloves Feltz is wearing are way too tight, looks like she is going to burst out of them.
PICTURE 13 please- an immense sausage wrapped up and tightly roped in a baby pink dress and an immensely embarrassed looking Phat Small. What was she thinking??!!
Are they still sewing those size 12 labels on Miss Piggy's dresses?
She got into that dress with a run up.