Oh Kay!
Sat, 13/02/2010 - 17:12 by Mr. HM

Vernon Kay issued an amazingly sheepish apology to his family after being caught with his virtual trousers down earlier on in the week.

At the beginning of today's Radio One show, he said:

"Now this week you may or may not (clue: may) be aware that because of some stupid and foolish desicions I've made I've disappointed and let down my trousers a lot of people. To my family and everybody I'm very sorry.

LET'S CRACK ONE OFF ON!"

The sound of a man a bit tired of sleeping on the sofa ladies and gentlemen.

(nb. On a scale of 1-100, how purple do you think Tess Daly's face goes when she shouts?)

 

  • Yeah, you listen to his show and think: this guy is so incredibly witty and interesting to listen to.
    He fills your ears with some highly intelligent opinions, thought-provoking subjects and interacts so well with his spastic 15yrs old listeners.
    A true genius.

    kermits Mon, 15/02/2010 - 13:28
  • lucky his radio show is so amazing.

    unseemlydogposture Mon, 15/02/2010 - 10:58
  • Translation: "OK, I texted a slag, but HEY I'M NORTHERN AND CHEEKY!" Gormless prick.
    And I don't this Tess Daly's face ever changes, by the way.

    retrovertigo Mon, 15/02/2010 - 00:09
  • vern vern verny verny vermin verminy verminster. Kill yourself. For fucks sake.

    grippersteb Sun, 14/02/2010 - 17:10
  • vern vern verny verny vermin verminy verminster. Kill yourself. For fucks sake.

    grippersteb Sun, 14/02/2010 - 17:10
  • Translation: "OK, I texted a slag, but HEY I'M NORTHERN AND CHEEKY!" Gormless prick.
    And I don't this Tess Daly's face ever changes, by the way.

    retrovertigo Mon, 15/02/2010 - 00:09
  • lucky his radio show is so amazing.

    unseemlydogposture Mon, 15/02/2010 - 10:58
  • Yeah, you listen to his show and think: this guy is so incredibly witty and interesting to listen to.
    He fills your ears with some highly intelligent opinions, thought-provoking subjects and interacts so well with his spastic 15yrs old listeners.
    A true genius.

    kermits Mon, 15/02/2010 - 13:28

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