At the beginning of today's Radio One show, he said:
"Now this week you may or may not (clue: may) be aware that because of some stupid and foolish desicions I've made I've disappointed and let down my trousers a lot of people. To my family and everybody I'm very sorry.
LET'S CRACK ONE OFF ON!"
The sound of a man a bit tired of sleeping on the sofa ladies and gentlemen.
(nb. On a scale of 1-100, how purple do you think Tess Daly's face goes when she shouts?)
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COMMENTS (4)
vern vern verny verny vermin verminy verminster. Kill yourself. For fucks sake.
Translation: "OK, I texted a slag, but HEY I'M NORTHERN AND CHEEKY!" Gormless prick.
And I don't this Tess Daly's face ever changes, by the way.
lucky his radio show is so amazing.
Yeah, you listen to his show and think: this guy is so incredibly witty and interesting to listen to.
He fills your ears with some highly intelligent opinions, thought-provoking subjects and interacts so well with his spastic 15yrs old listeners.
A true genius.