Vernon Kay outside Radio 1
Oh Kay!
Sat, 13/02/2010 - 17:12 by Mr. HMVernon Kay issued an amazingly sheepish apology to his family after being caught with his virtual trousers down earlier on in the week.
At the beginning of today's Radio One show, he said:
"Now this week you may or may not (clue: may) be aware that because of some stupid and foolish desicions I've made I've disappointed and let down my trousers a lot of people. To my family and everybody I'm very sorry.
LET'S CRACK ONE OFF ON!"
The sound of a man a bit tired of sleeping on the sofa ladies and gentlemen.
(nb. On a scale of 1-100, how purple do you think Tess Daly's face goes when she shouts?)
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Comments
Yeah, you listen to his show and think: this guy is so incredibly witty and interesting to listen to.
He fills your ears with some highly intelligent opinions, thought-provoking subjects and interacts so well with his spastic 15yrs old listeners.
A true genius.
lucky his radio show is so amazing.
Translation: "OK, I texted a slag, but HEY I'M NORTHERN AND CHEEKY!" Gormless prick.
And I don't this Tess Daly's face ever changes, by the way.
vern vern verny verny vermin verminy verminster. Kill yourself. For fucks sake.
vern vern verny verny vermin verminy verminster. Kill yourself. For fucks sake.
Translation: "OK, I texted a slag, but HEY I'M NORTHERN AND CHEEKY!" Gormless prick.
And I don't this Tess Daly's face ever changes, by the way.
lucky his radio show is so amazing.
Yeah, you listen to his show and think: this guy is so incredibly witty and interesting to listen to.
He fills your ears with some highly intelligent opinions, thought-provoking subjects and interacts so well with his spastic 15yrs old listeners.
A true genius.