Vernon Kaye admits to string of sex text women.

9 Vernon Kay - 'not a sex pest'Vernon Kay and wife Tess Daly advert Vernon Kay Veron Kay Vernon Kay and Tess Daly before the text confession Vernon and Tess advert Vernon Kay and wife Strictly Come Dancing presenter Tess Family Fortunes presenter Vernon and wife Tess

Vernon and wife Tess

If it's up there i'll give you the money myself

Wed, 10/02/2010 - 08:41 by Mr. HM

He asked 100 people in a text survey what colour knickers they had on… Vernon Kaye has "tearfully" confessed to 5 sex text relationships with close friends and co-workers and prepares himself for one of the biggest bollockings of his life from Tess Daly.

In a fabulous display of PR firefighting, Vernon managed to stop short of falling on a sword and instead come to realise what we already know: "I'm an idiot".

"I've let down my wife Tess but in some ways I'm glad this story had come out, It feels like a weight has been lifted off my shoulders.

I know it was getting silly. I'm never going to do it again and hopefully I can clear the state clean and start again.

I've been stupid and daft but i'm not a sex pest. I've got a lot of female friends who I text a lot. Sometimes I'd say 'your dress was sexy'."

Not being funny mate, but 'Your dress looks sexy' is hardly in John Terry league - it's not as if you've been caught balls deep in your mate's missus or anything.

Vernon was long rumoured to be a bit of a shagger, but now it turns out it was just boring texts.

"Bleedin Nora! Uv gt a reet pr of boobs. lol. wanna see my cck?!"

Vernon Kay pictures, Tess Daly, Vernon Kay

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max123 Tue, 13/04/2010 - 08:17
I just remembered there was a rumour a couple of years ago that he's fallen off a yacht and drowned. Fuck, talk about dashing your hopes. I'm sorry, but for a gurning slack-jawed cunt, he's way too smug and full of hisself. Fuck him
koshmar Fri, 12/02/2010 - 01:50
You have got to be fucking kidding, he must have had the opposition killed off or been sucking CK's cock. If that gurning cunt was a CK model then I was Armani's lovechild. For crying out fucking loud
koshmar Fri, 12/02/2010 - 01:37
Don't even think about it. It's eye watering how much wonga being 'good looking' can bring in. Tess Daly (also an ex model??!) pretty much drives me insane every time she opens her gob but she could actually buy me two thousand times over and present me to her Uncle Bob as a pet.
Urfugginjokin Thu, 11/02/2010 - 11:59
He was a fucking Calvin Klein model ! I mean would you bleeding credit it ???
MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 11/02/2010 - 10:59
Fair enough but are you serious about him being an ex-model? For what, calipers/leg braces and adult nappies???
koshmar Thu, 11/02/2010 - 03:29
Aye. But then we also have to remember, just from reading HM that this is a nation of celebrity obsessed cretins. VK is a tall, dark, celebrity ex-model. Choice meat for common slags all over the country...I'll bet they fling themselves at him like side-launching lemmings. If he really has been texting and nothing else he's doing better than most famous blokes who would be bollock-deep in willing tarts by now without a backward thought for their wife/girlfriend.
Urfugginjokin Wed, 10/02/2010 - 23:12
He's still a smug cunt though, and ain't it funny how the "dream marriage" was a fucking sham. Just like every other one in real life, the gormless North West twat
koshmar Wed, 10/02/2010 - 22:45
It's true

A proper spitroast. When they both come, they high five
jiggerycock Wed, 10/02/2010 - 22:10
Norr it's Tess Daly.
guineapig Wed, 10/02/2010 - 18:52
She'd get more than a seVAHN from me
fuckwit Wed, 10/02/2010 - 16:16
The thing about being Vernon Kaye is, if he was Vernon Smith at the Milton Keynes branch of Monsoon, he could easily text five thousand woman about their naughty bits and never get found out by his bird. As long as his bird didn't know the ladies in question and he pressed 'delete' on his sent texts and replies (after he'd read them and had a little hand-celebration about it).

But he's Vernon Kaye. And people who aren't 'famous' often want to be 'famous'. Which makes him a right plonker for sending written evidence to people like glamour models who would sell their grandmas' heart tablets for two inches of publicity in the Daily Sport. What a spacca.
Urfugginjokin Wed, 10/02/2010 - 14:57
It's an open secret in the showbiz world that Tess Daly has been shagging Bruce Forsyth for a couple of years. And Len Goodman.
shitthebed Wed, 10/02/2010 - 14:43
He must be bricking himself. He went from cleaning toilets to another piece of shit - ie Family fucking Fortunes - now he must be praying that his career doesn't slide down the pan.

He's not a bad lad bless him but how frigging scared-up did his statement sound? "Fuck fuck. Please still like meh. I've been a fooking idiot but I'm still the cheeky chappeh that you all know and love."
PuddyTwat Wed, 10/02/2010 - 12:27
it's always the quiet ones, eh? oh, wait..

"your dress looks sexy" oh the humiliation!
unseemlydogposture Wed, 10/02/2010 - 11:28
i think its interesting that that those shouty radio 1 dj's can poke fun at John Terry but nothing about our vernon...wait a minute i listen to radio 1. i'll get my coat.
switch Wed, 10/02/2010 - 11:18
i thought it was ivana trump's leftovers
switch Wed, 10/02/2010 - 11:16
For frig's sake: pic 3 is Dani Behr, not Tess Daly. I know this, and I'm rubbish. You run a celeb website.
clee984 Wed, 10/02/2010 - 11:09

For frig's sake: pic 3 is Dani Behr, not Tess Daly. I know this, and I'm rubbish. You run a celeb website.
clee984 Wed, 10/02/2010 - 11:09
i thought it was ivana trump's leftovers
switch Wed, 10/02/2010 - 11:16
i think its interesting that that those shouty radio 1 dj's can poke fun at John Terry but nothing about our vernon...wait a minute i listen to radio 1. i'll get my coat.
switch Wed, 10/02/2010 - 11:18
it's always the quiet ones, eh? oh, wait..

"your dress looks sexy" oh the humiliation!
unseemlydogposture Wed, 10/02/2010 - 11:28
He must be bricking himself. He went from cleaning toilets to another piece of shit - ie Family fucking Fortunes - now he must be praying that his career doesn't slide down the pan.

He's not a bad lad bless him but how frigging scared-up did his statement sound? "Fuck fuck. Please still like meh. I've been a fooking idiot but I'm still the cheeky chappeh that you all know and love."
PuddyTwat Wed, 10/02/2010 - 12:27
It's an open secret in the showbiz world that Tess Daly has been shagging Bruce Forsyth for a couple of years. And Len Goodman.
shitthebed Wed, 10/02/2010 - 14:43
The thing about being Vernon Kaye is, if he was Vernon Smith at the Milton Keynes branch of Monsoon, he could easily text five thousand woman about their naughty bits and never get found out by his bird. As long as his bird didn't know the ladies in question and he pressed 'delete' on his sent texts and replies (after he'd read them and had a little hand-celebration about it).

But he's Vernon Kaye. And people who aren't 'famous' often want to be 'famous'. Which makes him a right plonker for sending written evidence to people like glamour models who would sell their grandmas' heart tablets for two inches of publicity in the Daily Sport. What a spacca.
Urfugginjokin Wed, 10/02/2010 - 14:57
She'd get more than a seVAHN from me
fuckwit Wed, 10/02/2010 - 16:16
Norr it's Tess Daly.
guineapig Wed, 10/02/2010 - 18:52
It's true

A proper spitroast. When they both come, they high five
jiggerycock Wed, 10/02/2010 - 22:10
He's still a smug cunt though, and ain't it funny how the "dream marriage" was a fucking sham. Just like every other one in real life, the gormless North West twat
koshmar Wed, 10/02/2010 - 22:45
Aye. But then we also have to remember, just from reading HM that this is a nation of celebrity obsessed cretins. VK is a tall, dark, celebrity ex-model. Choice meat for common slags all over the country...I'll bet they fling themselves at him like side-launching lemmings. If he really has been texting and nothing else he's doing better than most famous blokes who would be bollock-deep in willing tarts by now without a backward thought for their wife/girlfriend.
Urfugginjokin Wed, 10/02/2010 - 23:12
Fair enough but are you serious about him being an ex-model? For what, calipers/leg braces and adult nappies???
koshmar Thu, 11/02/2010 - 03:29
He was a fucking Calvin Klein model ! I mean would you bleeding credit it ???
MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 11/02/2010 - 10:59
Don't even think about it. It's eye watering how much wonga being 'good looking' can bring in. Tess Daly (also an ex model??!) pretty much drives me insane every time she opens her gob but she could actually buy me two thousand times over and present me to her Uncle Bob as a pet.
Urfugginjokin Thu, 11/02/2010 - 11:59
You have got to be fucking kidding, he must have had the opposition killed off or been sucking CK's cock. If that gurning cunt was a CK model then I was Armani's lovechild. For crying out fucking loud
koshmar Fri, 12/02/2010 - 01:37
I just remembered there was a rumour a couple of years ago that he's fallen off a yacht and drowned. Fuck, talk about dashing your hopes. I'm sorry, but for a gurning slack-jawed cunt, he's way too smug and full of hisself. Fuck him
koshmar Fri, 12/02/2010 - 01:50
HI,
It’s hard to find knowledgeable people on this topic, but you sound like you know what you’re talking about! Thanks
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max123 Tue, 13/04/2010 - 08:17
Hi,
How long have you been in this field? You seem to know a lot more than I do, I’d love to know your sources!
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max123 Tue, 13/04/2010 - 08:17
Why didn’t I find this post earlier? Keep up the good work!
approach women
david00989567678 Tue, 13/04/2010 - 11:58
Forwarded this to some friends, appreciate your advice...
online dating
david00989567678 Tue, 13/04/2010 - 12:00
Hi,
Starting to understand a bit more now... Thanks for keeping it simple!
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max123 Tue, 20/04/2010 - 07:25
Hi,
Sensational info. I look forward to seeing more.
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max123 Tue, 20/04/2010 - 07:25