Victoria and David Beckham subject the world to their underwear again

Posh & Kecks

Fri, 03/07/2009 - 10:12 by Mr. HM

David and Victoria Beckham unveiled the latest pictures in the Armani underwear campaign yesterday. They look pretty much as you'd imagine (but with weird hair). Everything is in the right place and on paper should be a dream - but the two just look like they've never met. I've seen more sexual chemistry on a a Macmillan ward.

Did they pick their looks out of a GCSE history textbook?

Victoria: "Yay! I got Cleopatra!"

David: "Who's Hitler?"

David's pants cost £30 in the shops. Thirty Pounds. Thirty. Pounds.

David Beckham pictures, David Beckham, Victoria Beckham

Comments

Grace Jones you aint, love. Just an emaciated, Lagerfeld-loving spunkstain.
Mr Beefy Fri, 03/07/2009 - 17:53
A vision of true love........Becks desperately tries to recall his hangman's knot tying boy scout days.
shazzap Fri, 03/07/2009 - 12:02
Kermits beats me to it. What a vacuous pair of cunts. He's just fucking dim but she is a ruthless twatfaced talent wasteland. Fuck off love and get some pies down yer
Blartmonster Fri, 03/07/2009 - 11:18
And we can all sleep well tonight, in the reassuring knowledge that these photos have not been airbrushed in the slightest.
kermits Fri, 03/07/2009 - 10:33

And we can all sleep well tonight, in the reassuring knowledge that these photos have not been airbrushed in the slightest.
kermits Fri, 03/07/2009 - 10:33
Kermits beats me to it. What a vacuous pair of cunts. He's just fucking dim but she is a ruthless twatfaced talent wasteland. Fuck off love and get some pies down yer
Blartmonster Fri, 03/07/2009 - 11:18
A vision of true love........Becks desperately tries to recall his hangman's knot tying boy scout days.
shazzap Fri, 03/07/2009 - 12:02
Grace Jones you aint, love. Just an emaciated, Lagerfeld-loving spunkstain.
Mr Beefy Fri, 03/07/2009 - 17:53