We think we've found it. It's half an edamame bean, steamed. Washed down with plenty of air and dust.
Posh Beckham arrived at Heathrow after a flight from LAX showing off her xylophone chest and dressed in an outif she must have purchased from a Land of Leather in Purley Way Croydon. And not somethinng you'd want to wear for during a long haul flight. Although Posh has admitted that she often gets changed in the plane loo (gross) and slips into something more comfortable like tracksuit bottoms or pyjamas.
She had said:
"I think it's the way I was brought up - when you travel you always look nice. I always have a tracksuit or my pyjamas in my bag, so I go into the toilet - I'm a bit like Superman when I get in there, I put on something comfortable."
She's just like you and me, is our Vicky! Apart from weighing about 3 and a half stone.
And you missed the Spice Girl reuninon Posh, it was last week!
WAIT! THERE'S MORE!
Victoria and David Beckham hide from the kids and smoke massive cigars
Victoria Beckham forgets to strap the kids in, they take the piss brilliantly
Paris Hilton sued for being fake about being fake
David Beckham's people don't like Kay Burley, says insider info
Victoria Beckham buys erotic underwear, damage control overload
COMMENTS (12)
Next time she wants to come back here can't we just turn all the lights out and pretend we're all in bed?
oi HM, do we really need 28 pictures to make a point? the first one would have sufficed.
Welcome back, head-on-a-stick. Nah, only kidding, we'd never welcome you back you shite on the sole of my shoe...
VICTORIA! - YOU'RE OUTTA YOUR MIND!
She is so sexless it's incredible. How the fuck has she banged out 3 meat popsicles with Professor Beckham?
The sea bass I had for tea looked better afterwards than this parchment-covered washing line.
"No woman can be too rich or too thin." said Wallis Simpson, but then again, she was a cunt as well.
I thank Posh in a way because I get to see the reality of what years and years of keeping up with the jones has succumb to. I think hey maybe not being rich and thin is ok seeing as I look at these pictures and she looks to be the saddest celebrity in the world. I would be gleeming if I were her as well as eating allot of fancy feasts but look people look what the cat drags in. She is merely existing on a teaspoon of oil because somehow she always looks very shiny and polished. If someone said to me do you want to be posh spice, I would say NO because I dont want to have the conscience of caring about what the whole world thinks about me in a way its almost arrogent but then again her whole livelyhood depends on what high society thinks of her.
.......and breathe out.
High society?
You'd have to be high on a viagra/coke/ecstasy cocktail to even think about slipping her the meaty message...
Worm, any more of this and we're going to have to take away your crayons again.
I like Posh.
I think she's sexy as f*ck.
Derek is a complete idiot to leave her alone in LaLa Land while he runs around trying to get into a football team that couldn't win the World Cup if they were the only team competeing