Victoria Beckham arrives at Heathrow and makes skeleton look fat

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Posh skeleton

Mon, 21/09/2009 - 12:00 by HM writer

Wow, Victoria Beckham looks great (although is her hair receding?). Quick, someone find out her diet for us!

We think we've found it. It's half an edamame bean, steamed. Washed down with plenty of air and dust.

Posh Beckham arrived at Heathrow after a flight from LAX showing off her xylophone chest and dressed in an outif she must have purchased from a Land of Leather in Purley Way Croydon. And not somethinng you'd want to wear for during a long haul flight. Although Posh has admitted that she often gets changed in the plane loo (gross) and slips into something more comfortable like tracksuit bottoms or pyjamas.

She had said:

"I think it's the way I was brought up - when you travel you always look nice. I always have a tracksuit or my pyjamas in my bag, so I go into the toilet - I'm a bit like Superman when I get in there, I put on something comfortable."

She's just like you and me, is our Vicky! Apart from weighing about 3 and a half stone.

And you missed the Spice Girl reuninon Posh, it was last week!

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Comments

I like Posh.
I think she's sexy as f*ck.
Derek is a complete idiot to leave her alone in LaLa Land while he runs around trying to get into a football team that couldn't win the World Cup if they were the only team competeing
ken tate Wed, 07/10/2009 - 22:59
Worm, any more of this and we're going to have to take away your crayons again.
BigPhil Tue, 22/09/2009 - 12:46
High society?

You'd have to be high on a viagra/coke/ecstasy cocktail to even think about slipping her the meaty message...
pandakiller Tue, 22/09/2009 - 09:47
.......and breathe out.
kwebb Tue, 22/09/2009 - 06:41
I thank Posh in a way because I get to see the reality of what years and years of keeping up with the jones has succumb to. I think hey maybe not being rich and thin is ok seeing as I look at these pictures and she looks to be the saddest celebrity in the world. I would be gleeming if I were her as well as eating allot of fancy feasts but look people look what the cat drags in. She is merely existing on a teaspoon of oil because somehow she always looks very shiny and polished. If someone said to me do you want to be posh spice, I would say NO because I dont want to have the conscience of caring about what the whole world thinks about me in a way its almost arrogent but then again her whole livelyhood depends on what high society thinks of her.
dancingworm Tue, 22/09/2009 - 05:44
"No woman can be too rich or too thin." said Wallis Simpson, but then again, she was a cunt as well.
BigPhil Tue, 22/09/2009 - 00:08
The sea bass I had for tea looked better afterwards than this parchment-covered washing line.
Mr Beefy Mon, 21/09/2009 - 20:46
She is so sexless it's incredible. How the fuck has she banged out 3 meat popsicles with Professor Beckham?
Blartmonster Mon, 21/09/2009 - 18:42
VICTORIA! - YOU'RE OUTTA YOUR MIND!
kwebb Mon, 21/09/2009 - 18:10
Welcome back, head-on-a-stick. Nah, only kidding, we'd never welcome you back you shite on the sole of my shoe...
malachysdad Mon, 21/09/2009 - 13:04
oi HM, do we really need 28 pictures to make a point? the first one would have sufficed.
kermits Mon, 21/09/2009 - 12:46
Next time she wants to come back here can't we just turn all the lights out and pretend we're all in bed?
dandyboy Mon, 21/09/2009 - 12:22

Next time she wants to come back here can't we just turn all the lights out and pretend we're all in bed?
dandyboy Mon, 21/09/2009 - 12:22
oi HM, do we really need 28 pictures to make a point? the first one would have sufficed.
kermits Mon, 21/09/2009 - 12:46
Welcome back, head-on-a-stick. Nah, only kidding, we'd never welcome you back you shite on the sole of my shoe...
malachysdad Mon, 21/09/2009 - 13:04
VICTORIA! - YOU'RE OUTTA YOUR MIND!
kwebb Mon, 21/09/2009 - 18:10
She is so sexless it's incredible. How the fuck has she banged out 3 meat popsicles with Professor Beckham?
Blartmonster Mon, 21/09/2009 - 18:42
The sea bass I had for tea looked better afterwards than this parchment-covered washing line.
Mr Beefy Mon, 21/09/2009 - 20:46
"No woman can be too rich or too thin." said Wallis Simpson, but then again, she was a cunt as well.
BigPhil Tue, 22/09/2009 - 00:08
I thank Posh in a way because I get to see the reality of what years and years of keeping up with the jones has succumb to. I think hey maybe not being rich and thin is ok seeing as I look at these pictures and she looks to be the saddest celebrity in the world. I would be gleeming if I were her as well as eating allot of fancy feasts but look people look what the cat drags in. She is merely existing on a teaspoon of oil because somehow she always looks very shiny and polished. If someone said to me do you want to be posh spice, I would say NO because I dont want to have the conscience of caring about what the whole world thinks about me in a way its almost arrogent but then again her whole livelyhood depends on what high society thinks of her.
dancingworm Tue, 22/09/2009 - 05:44
.......and breathe out.
kwebb Tue, 22/09/2009 - 06:41
High society?

You'd have to be high on a viagra/coke/ecstasy cocktail to even think about slipping her the meaty message...
pandakiller Tue, 22/09/2009 - 09:47
Worm, any more of this and we're going to have to take away your crayons again.
BigPhil Tue, 22/09/2009 - 12:46
I like Posh.
I think she's sexy as f*ck.
Derek is a complete idiot to leave her alone in LaLa Land while he runs around trying to get into a football team that couldn't win the World Cup if they were the only team competeing
ken tate Wed, 07/10/2009 - 22:59