one becomes half
Fri, 20/11/2009 - 11:25 by Harry Bow

"Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels, nothing tastes as good as skinny feels, nothing tastes as good as skinny feels..."

Victoria Beckham looked deep in thought when she arrived in London last night... 

You'll have to ask David Beckham what skinny really feels like, since Posh has claimed that she gets a groping from the footballer every night. The former Spice Girl was asked to choose between sex and sleep during an interview with Allure magazine and responded:

"Sex! I'm getting into bed with David Beckham every night, so, you know, there'd be something wrong if I said sleep.

 

"I tend to wear nothing [to bed]. But David bought me these little sets from Agent Provocateur, his favourite store."

Was it David who bought you that hat to pop over your face too? To be honest, with a haircut like THIS, he's the one who should be investing in headwear. 

 

  • Meryl, you need anymore of that greek style yogurt for which you have an unhealthy penchant? I've been eating plenty of nuts and fruit to give it that extra gelatinous subsistence you like...

    Blartmonster Sun, 22/11/2009 - 13:46
  • You're obviously being fobbed off with skimmed. It's all Jersey Gold Top round my way.

    merylhighground Sun, 22/11/2009 - 11:19
  • She just irritates the fucking shit out of me. At least Price is a cunt who tries to actually do things, even if it is horrible things to her ex or making her latest idiot dress like FrankNFurter. This twat just does... fuck all. Absolutely fuck all. She's opened her vadge to Captain Moron, dropped sprogs and... that's it. Fuck off - Posh? As posh as a hard white dog turd

    Blartmonster Sat, 21/11/2009 - 12:41
  • You cunt, you beat me to it. She must see more of Heathrow than the fucking 5-a-day Flybe internal flights from Newcastle

    Blartmonster Sat, 21/11/2009 - 12:32
  • I wish he fucking would and give the rest of us a chance to stick it up her arse...

    ken tate Sat, 21/11/2009 - 02:00
  • I loved how she didn't say 'my husband' but actually namedropped her old man referring to him as 'David Beckham'. She is so odd. Wouldn't it be something if he left her for a juicy little plump dimpled waitress?

    PuddyTwat Fri, 20/11/2009 - 16:24
  • LIES! It's like 5-10 cals per 'serving'.

    tescopop Fri, 20/11/2009 - 15:54
  • None of that alleged nightly sex will be oral though. 263 calories in every 5ml. Trufax

    merylhighground Fri, 20/11/2009 - 13:36
  • and weighs the same as one.

    0800vix Fri, 20/11/2009 - 13:30
  • She looks like one of those black cap toadstools

    jiggerycock Fri, 20/11/2009 - 12:19
  • Is this literally all she does career wise? Arrive at Heathrow? Does she ever leave Heathrow? How does she manage to arrive at Heathrow every week? Leaves via Gatwick? Bus replacement service between Tower Hill and Limehouse?

    kwebb Fri, 20/11/2009 - 12:19
  • that's not a hat, she's accidentally gone out with her diaphragm on her head.

    unseemlydogposture Fri, 20/11/2009 - 11:48
  • Shagging every night, after 10 years of marriage and 3 kids (4 kids?). I suspect she's talking bollock. Mind, if she's not, you know, well done and all that. Keep the, er, home fires burning, what what.

    tescopop Fri, 20/11/2009 - 11:41
  • Shagging every night, after 10 years of marriage and 3 kids (4 kids?). I suspect she's talking bollock. Mind, if she's not, you know, well done and all that. Keep the, er, home fires burning, what what.

    tescopop Fri, 20/11/2009 - 11:41
  • that's not a hat, she's accidentally gone out with her diaphragm on her head.

    unseemlydogposture Fri, 20/11/2009 - 11:48
  • Is this literally all she does career wise? Arrive at Heathrow? Does she ever leave Heathrow? How does she manage to arrive at Heathrow every week? Leaves via Gatwick? Bus replacement service between Tower Hill and Limehouse?

    kwebb Fri, 20/11/2009 - 12:19
  • She looks like one of those black cap toadstools

    jiggerycock Fri, 20/11/2009 - 12:19
  • and weighs the same as one.

    0800vix Fri, 20/11/2009 - 13:30
  • None of that alleged nightly sex will be oral though. 263 calories in every 5ml. Trufax

    merylhighground Fri, 20/11/2009 - 13:36
  • LIES! It's like 5-10 cals per 'serving'.

    tescopop Fri, 20/11/2009 - 15:54
  • I loved how she didn't say 'my husband' but actually namedropped her old man referring to him as 'David Beckham'. She is so odd. Wouldn't it be something if he left her for a juicy little plump dimpled waitress?

    PuddyTwat Fri, 20/11/2009 - 16:24
  • I wish he fucking would and give the rest of us a chance to stick it up her arse...

    ken tate Sat, 21/11/2009 - 02:00
  • You cunt, you beat me to it. She must see more of Heathrow than the fucking 5-a-day Flybe internal flights from Newcastle

    Blartmonster Sat, 21/11/2009 - 12:32
  • She just irritates the fucking shit out of me. At least Price is a cunt who tries to actually do things, even if it is horrible things to her ex or making her latest idiot dress like FrankNFurter. This twat just does... fuck all. Absolutely fuck all. She's opened her vadge to Captain Moron, dropped sprogs and... that's it. Fuck off - Posh? As posh as a hard white dog turd

    Blartmonster Sat, 21/11/2009 - 12:41
  • You're obviously being fobbed off with skimmed. It's all Jersey Gold Top round my way.

    merylhighground Sun, 22/11/2009 - 11:19
  • Meryl, you need anymore of that greek style yogurt for which you have an unhealthy penchant? I've been eating plenty of nuts and fruit to give it that extra gelatinous subsistence you like...

    Blartmonster Sun, 22/11/2009 - 13:46

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