You'll have to ask David Beckham what skinny really feels like, since Posh has claimed that she gets a groping from the footballer every night. The former Spice Girl was asked to choose between sex and sleep during an interview with Allure magazine and responded:
"Sex! I'm getting into bed with David Beckham every night, so, you know, there'd be something wrong if I said sleep.
"I tend to wear nothing [to bed]. But David bought me these little sets from Agent Provocateur, his favourite store."
Was it David who bought you that hat to pop over your face too? To be honest, with a haircut like THIS, he's the one who should be investing in headwear.
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COMMENTS (13)
Shagging every night, after 10 years of marriage and 3 kids (4 kids?). I suspect she's talking bollock. Mind, if she's not, you know, well done and all that. Keep the, er, home fires burning, what what.
that's not a hat, she's accidentally gone out with her diaphragm on her head.
Is this literally all she does career wise? Arrive at Heathrow? Does she ever leave Heathrow? How does she manage to arrive at Heathrow every week? Leaves via Gatwick? Bus replacement service between Tower Hill and Limehouse?
You cunt, you beat me to it. She must see more of Heathrow than the fucking 5-a-day Flybe internal flights from Newcastle
She looks like one of those black cap toadstools
and weighs the same as one.
None of that alleged nightly sex will be oral though. 263 calories in every 5ml. Trufax
LIES! It's like 5-10 cals per 'serving'.
You're obviously being fobbed off with skimmed. It's all Jersey Gold Top round my way.
Meryl, you need anymore of that greek style yogurt for which you have an unhealthy penchant? I've been eating plenty of nuts and fruit to give it that extra gelatinous subsistence you like...