Victoria Beckhams at Heathrow last night
one becomes half
Fri, 20/11/2009 - 12:25 by Harry BowVictoria Beckham looked deep in thought when she arrived in London last night...
You'll have to ask David Beckham what skinny really feels like, since Posh has claimed that she gets a groping from the footballer every night. The former Spice Girl was asked to choose between sex and sleep during an interview with Allure magazine and responded:
"Sex! I'm getting into bed with David Beckham every night, so, you know, there'd be something wrong if I said sleep.
"I tend to wear nothing [to bed]. But David bought me these little sets from Agent Provocateur, his favourite store."
Was it David who bought you that hat to pop over your face too? To be honest, with a haircut like THIS, he's the one who should be investing in headwear.
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Meryl, you need anymore of that greek style yogurt for which you have an unhealthy penchant? I've been eating plenty of nuts and fruit to give it that extra gelatinous subsistence you like...
You're obviously being fobbed off with skimmed. It's all Jersey Gold Top round my way.
She just irritates the fucking shit out of me. At least Price is a cunt who tries to actually do things, even if it is horrible things to her ex or making her latest idiot dress like FrankNFurter. This twat just does... fuck all. Absolutely fuck all. She's opened her vadge to Captain Moron, dropped sprogs and... that's it. Fuck off - Posh? As posh as a hard white dog turd
You cunt, you beat me to it. She must see more of Heathrow than the fucking 5-a-day Flybe internal flights from Newcastle
I wish he fucking would and give the rest of us a chance to stick it up her arse...
I loved how she didn't say 'my husband' but actually namedropped her old man referring to him as 'David Beckham'. She is so odd. Wouldn't it be something if he left her for a juicy little plump dimpled waitress?
LIES! It's like 5-10 cals per 'serving'.
None of that alleged nightly sex will be oral though. 263 calories in every 5ml. Trufax
and weighs the same as one.
She looks like one of those black cap toadstools
Is this literally all she does career wise? Arrive at Heathrow? Does she ever leave Heathrow? How does she manage to arrive at Heathrow every week? Leaves via Gatwick? Bus replacement service between Tower Hill and Limehouse?
that's not a hat, she's accidentally gone out with her diaphragm on her head.
Shagging every night, after 10 years of marriage and 3 kids (4 kids?). I suspect she's talking bollock. Mind, if she's not, you know, well done and all that. Keep the, er, home fires burning, what what.
Shagging every night, after 10 years of marriage and 3 kids (4 kids?). I suspect she's talking bollock. Mind, if she's not, you know, well done and all that. Keep the, er, home fires burning, what what.
that's not a hat, she's accidentally gone out with her diaphragm on her head.
Is this literally all she does career wise? Arrive at Heathrow? Does she ever leave Heathrow? How does she manage to arrive at Heathrow every week? Leaves via Gatwick? Bus replacement service between Tower Hill and Limehouse?
She looks like one of those black cap toadstools
and weighs the same as one.
None of that alleged nightly sex will be oral though. 263 calories in every 5ml. Trufax
LIES! It's like 5-10 cals per 'serving'.
I loved how she didn't say 'my husband' but actually namedropped her old man referring to him as 'David Beckham'. She is so odd. Wouldn't it be something if he left her for a juicy little plump dimpled waitress?
I wish he fucking would and give the rest of us a chance to stick it up her arse...
You cunt, you beat me to it. She must see more of Heathrow than the fucking 5-a-day Flybe internal flights from Newcastle
She just irritates the fucking shit out of me. At least Price is a cunt who tries to actually do things, even if it is horrible things to her ex or making her latest idiot dress like FrankNFurter. This twat just does... fuck all. Absolutely fuck all. She's opened her vadge to Captain Moron, dropped sprogs and... that's it. Fuck off - Posh? As posh as a hard white dog turd
You're obviously being fobbed off with skimmed. It's all Jersey Gold Top round my way.
Meryl, you need anymore of that greek style yogurt for which you have an unhealthy penchant? I've been eating plenty of nuts and fruit to give it that extra gelatinous subsistence you like...