Out of her mind
Sun, 09/08/2009 - 13:34 by HM writer
Victoria Beckham was busy showing off her Cleopatra hairstyle inspired from that Emporio Armani ad campaign and successfully achieving the overall image of a turd on a matchstick as she flew into the US...

Posh was arriving back to LA, where she will guest star as a judge on American Idol for a one off episode. She has

And Victoria was delighted to have won the role (she has been hanging around with the UK creator Simon Fuller, an awful lot recently) and said:

When I got the phone call, I just couldn't believe it. I feel like I got the best job that there is. I'm still grinning from ear to ear.

We're surprised she is able to grin, let alone from ear to ear...

I'm going to try hard to pout and not shatter the illusion that I'm a moody cow, but I don't know if I can - I'm just so happy.

And since it's being rumoured she's being paid £155,000 to star in one out of the nine episodes from the series, ti's no wonder.

More pictures of Posh trying to pout hard and not shattering the illusion that she's a moody cow...

  • how big is her forehead?! she'll be bald in no time

    sami_bee Mon, 10/08/2009 - 15:56
  • what a waste of oxygene........, & skin, & bones....

    dogpas Mon, 10/08/2009 - 15:19
  • I wish Jacko's doctor would pay her a visit. Evil, talentless bitch.

    tonymacdonald Mon, 10/08/2009 - 14:29
  • I mean, the Spice Girls were fucking irritating, and their talent was really measurable in 2 members - the ugly one in trackie bottoms, and the paedo blonde fantasy one. However, the ginger minger provided wacky tit fetish and the black one was just that - the token black. However, I still have trouble working out exactly what was the point of the surly, up-her-arse one... *shakes head*

    Blartmonster Mon, 10/08/2009 - 02:35
  • that hairdo looks excruciating!

    dancingworm Sun, 09/08/2009 - 23:50
  • I wish Becks would do more free kick practice - using her head as a ball. Really get that old late dip perfected.

    kwebb Sun, 09/08/2009 - 22:41
  • Job ! One episode is not a job,work experience perhaps but not a job.

    tigerstail Sun, 09/08/2009 - 19:38
  • I just find this fucker some dreary and tiresome. Can some one please pay Mark Chapman to come out of retirement (or jail, whichever)....

    Blartmonster Sun, 09/08/2009 - 17:53
  • I just find this fucker some dreary and tiresome. Can some one please pay Mark Chapman to come out of retirement (or jail, whichever)....

    Blartmonster Sun, 09/08/2009 - 17:53
  • Job ! One episode is not a job,work experience perhaps but not a job.

    tigerstail Sun, 09/08/2009 - 19:38
  • I wish Becks would do more free kick practice - using her head as a ball. Really get that old late dip perfected.

    kwebb Sun, 09/08/2009 - 22:41
  • that hairdo looks excruciating!

    dancingworm Sun, 09/08/2009 - 23:50
  • I mean, the Spice Girls were fucking irritating, and their talent was really measurable in 2 members - the ugly one in trackie bottoms, and the paedo blonde fantasy one. However, the ginger minger provided wacky tit fetish and the black one was just that - the token black. However, I still have trouble working out exactly what was the point of the surly, up-her-arse one... *shakes head*

    Blartmonster Mon, 10/08/2009 - 02:35
  • I wish Jacko's doctor would pay her a visit. Evil, talentless bitch.

    tonymacdonald Mon, 10/08/2009 - 14:29
  • what a waste of oxygene........, & skin, & bones....

    dogpas Mon, 10/08/2009 - 15:19
  • how big is her forehead?! she'll be bald in no time

    sami_bee Mon, 10/08/2009 - 15:56

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