Victoria Beckham arrives in LA with son Romeo and a ridiculous hat

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Victoria Beckham arrives in LA

Mad hatter

Wed, 19/08/2009 - 12:33 by HM writer

Victoria Beckham was busy showing how ahead of the fashion curve she really is by wearing a hat with a zip on it. She's like the modern day, British equivalent of Coco Chanel...

Posh had just touched down in LA with son Romeo to display her trademark vacant look, stork-like legs and her new tattoo. Apparently she got the Hebrew phrase 'together forever, eternally' inked on her wrist to mark her 10th anniversary of her marriage to David.

And when she's ready collapse, now that she must weigh less than her seven-year-old son, there's enough space for two of her inside that Hermes handbag....

David Beckham pictures, Victoria Beckham

Comments

I like hats. I think they're very cute and I wish more people wore them - but I certainly don't like THAT hat. It's rather ugly.
diamondcat Thu, 03/09/2009 - 17:19
One day - the editors or photographers will wake up to the lunacy of it all. "Why DO we hang around airports for 5 or 6 hours just in case some talentless past her sell by date woman with a big handbag "arrives" from somewhere overseas - and we need to take a photo of it? Why do we publish those photos?" I genuinely don't think anybody gives a fuck. Not about her, not about Jordan, not about Chantelle, or 90 per cent of them who fill the pages.
kwebb Thu, 20/08/2009 - 08:36
can U please stop making us PUKE! I like the jeans and the top but the hat looks like she got it of Celine dions outfit at 1999s oscars then added a Zip. Whats inside the zip Davids Penis perhaps, maybe she chopped it off? after discovering yet another tryst of his lovers somewhere in the world. What a fucking crock, yeah celebrating 10 years, you mean 10 years of separation more like it. Why are they never photographed together? He cant stand her it seems and everytime you see him with her he looks like he would rather be watching the weakest link! She dresses her child to mimmick the absence of David!
dancingworm Thu, 20/08/2009 - 06:20
its like my dear old nan used to say:
"you cant polish a turd"
badger79 Wed, 19/08/2009 - 21:50
But the surly cunt can barely speak English.

Like someone suggested on another thread, why don't we just ignore this daft twat? Can you imagine he arriving back at Heathrow, no paparazzi, no reporters, fans, no-one. With a bit of luck she'd fucking die of ignominy....
Blartmonster Wed, 19/08/2009 - 17:23
Blartmonster Wed, 19/08/2009 - 17:21
Can you imagine how much that dozy cunt paid for that stupid hat? Probably more than most of us earn in a week. No shit.

Goes to show you can't fucking buy class...
Blartmonster Wed, 19/08/2009 - 17:19
She could also make two holes in the hat and wear it as a pair of shorts.
Hey, I'm a fashion designer!
whatthe. Wed, 19/08/2009 - 16:37
In the name of all that is holy who the fuck would climb on top of that? Looks like Boy George after being sucked off by a gorilla
carbon cowboy Wed, 19/08/2009 - 16:02
Are you from the Midlands child?

"Tow of her...."
SotC1 Wed, 19/08/2009 - 15:17
Ugly cunt appears to have lip-glossed her conk as well.
walsingham Wed, 19/08/2009 - 15:07
kwebb Wed, 19/08/2009 - 14:07
I like the hat.
BustySinclair Wed, 19/08/2009 - 14:02
How many foreign language tattoos has she got now? She's like a walking Rosetta Stone.
blaxa Wed, 19/08/2009 - 13:50
unclebullshit Wed, 19/08/2009 - 13:49
"And when she's ready collapse, now that she must weigh less than her seven-year-old son, there's enough space for tow of her inside that Hermes handbag"

Did anyone spellcheck this thing?
callie-14 Wed, 19/08/2009 - 13:23

"And when she's ready collapse, now that she must weigh less than her seven-year-old son, there's enough space for tow of her inside that Hermes handbag"

Did anyone spellcheck this thing?
callie-14 Wed, 19/08/2009 - 13:23
unclebullshit Wed, 19/08/2009 - 13:49
How many foreign language tattoos has she got now? She's like a walking Rosetta Stone.
blaxa Wed, 19/08/2009 - 13:50
I like the hat.
BustySinclair Wed, 19/08/2009 - 14:02
kwebb Wed, 19/08/2009 - 14:07
Ugly cunt appears to have lip-glossed her conk as well.
walsingham Wed, 19/08/2009 - 15:07
Are you from the Midlands child?

"Tow of her...."
SotC1 Wed, 19/08/2009 - 15:17
In the name of all that is holy who the fuck would climb on top of that? Looks like Boy George after being sucked off by a gorilla
carbon cowboy Wed, 19/08/2009 - 16:02
She could also make two holes in the hat and wear it as a pair of shorts.
Hey, I'm a fashion designer!
whatthe. Wed, 19/08/2009 - 16:37
Can you imagine how much that dozy cunt paid for that stupid hat? Probably more than most of us earn in a week. No shit.

Goes to show you can't fucking buy class...
Blartmonster Wed, 19/08/2009 - 17:19
Blartmonster Wed, 19/08/2009 - 17:21
But the surly cunt can barely speak English.

Like someone suggested on another thread, why don't we just ignore this daft twat? Can you imagine he arriving back at Heathrow, no paparazzi, no reporters, fans, no-one. With a bit of luck she'd fucking die of ignominy....
Blartmonster Wed, 19/08/2009 - 17:23
its like my dear old nan used to say:
"you cant polish a turd"
badger79 Wed, 19/08/2009 - 21:50
can U please stop making us PUKE! I like the jeans and the top but the hat looks like she got it of Celine dions outfit at 1999s oscars then added a Zip. Whats inside the zip Davids Penis perhaps, maybe she chopped it off? after discovering yet another tryst of his lovers somewhere in the world. What a fucking crock, yeah celebrating 10 years, you mean 10 years of separation more like it. Why are they never photographed together? He cant stand her it seems and everytime you see him with her he looks like he would rather be watching the weakest link! She dresses her child to mimmick the absence of David!
dancingworm Thu, 20/08/2009 - 06:20
One day - the editors or photographers will wake up to the lunacy of it all. "Why DO we hang around airports for 5 or 6 hours just in case some talentless past her sell by date woman with a big handbag "arrives" from somewhere overseas - and we need to take a photo of it? Why do we publish those photos?" I genuinely don't think anybody gives a fuck. Not about her, not about Jordan, not about Chantelle, or 90 per cent of them who fill the pages.
kwebb Thu, 20/08/2009 - 08:36
I like hats. I think they're very cute and I wish more people wore them - but I certainly don't like THAT hat. It's rather ugly.
diamondcat Thu, 03/09/2009 - 17:19