Posh had just touched down in LA with son Romeo to display her trademark vacant look, stork-like legs and her new tattoo. Apparently she got the Hebrew phrase 'together forever, eternally' inked on her wrist to mark her 10th anniversary of her marriage to David.
And when she's ready collapse, now that she must weigh less than her seven-year-old son, there's enough space for two of her inside that Hermes handbag....
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COMMENTS (16)
"And when she's ready collapse, now that she must weigh less than her seven-year-old son, there's enough space for tow of her inside that Hermes handbag"
Did anyone spellcheck this thing?
Are you from the Midlands child?
"Tow of her...."
How many foreign language tattoos has she got now? She's like a walking Rosetta Stone.
But the surly cunt can barely speak English.
Like someone suggested on another thread, why don't we just ignore this daft twat? Can you imagine he arriving back at Heathrow, no paparazzi, no reporters, fans, no-one. With a bit of luck she'd fucking die of ignominy....
I like the hat.
Ugly cunt appears to have lip-glossed her conk as well.
In the name of all that is holy who the fuck would climb on top of that? Looks like Boy George after being sucked off by a gorilla