Victoria Beckham will NOT be a judge on X Factor USA
A load of Pish
Thu, 14/01/2010 - 16:53 by Mr. HMVictoria Beckham, according to the tabloids today, is being lined up by Simon Cowell to become a full time judge on the US version of X Factor. A true scoop or a huge portion of PR created bullshit? Take a wild guess...
Victoria Beckham is a strange enigma. On one hand she's a multi-millionaire in her own right, married to a talented and good looking man, has a brace of healthy cute kids and has almost every famous person ever in her mobile phone contacts.
However on the other hand, she is still searching desperately for a foothold into what it is exactly she does. What is written on her passport? Singer (please!), Fashion Designer (fuck off!)? So when she managed to get a guest slot on American Idol recently, the brain clockwork really started working overtime.
American Idol is currently run by Simon Fuller, her long time Mentor and manager (19 management look after both her and David) so it was pretty much a shoe-in, but as everyone knows, once Simon Cowell leaves American Idol to create X Factor USA, it is fucked. So the last thing she needs to be associated with is another sinking ship.
Hey Presto! All of a sudden we see tabloid reports telling us that Victoria is being considered for X FActor USA.
Well, we spoke to sources close to Simon Cowell. The nearly official quote was:
“Victoria Beckham has more chance of winning the lottery than ever being a judge on X Factor”
We're sure it's nothing to do with the fact that she was utterly utterly SHIT on American Idol (Sample quote: "Nice jeans").
There you have it. Beckham PR people - 1/10 please see me.
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strange enigma think you mean strange enema
What is she doing now? trying to get more publicity yet who are her fans and how many of them are there? Someone mentioned that she is on drugs to stay awake and judging by those photographs the camera doesnt lie, did she have her usual brekky of a large fat free double double double expresso with speed on the side, you bet she did as well as that shot of botox she ordered fro brunch!
Yeah! She and Day-Vid sure know how to exploit the 'hit and run' charity photo opportunity where their mock compassion and concern is never actually reciprocated with any actual long term stay, genuine hands-on charity work or large personal cheque donation. A case of "I've done my few football keepy up's to get me in the papers and promote Brand Beckham so now lets get the hell out of here". Mission accomplished!
The problem with her is this (does the drinky drinky hand motion). Like her hair and implants, it will all soon come out.
A brace? What about the other one? She's got three kids, a brace means a pair.
"covered in pikey tattoos". I think he prefers to be called David.
Lets not forget her PR stunt a few years ago where she went to South America and poked around in the dust with orphaned street kids for 20 minutes in £2,000 combats, a diamond encrusted Rolex and fake nails. Whilst no doubt getting her PA to arrange a £50k birthday party for one of her own kids. She is a pointless ugly talentless piece of shit covered in pikey tattoos.
silly, vain, vacuous woman, she's easily exploited and surrounded by yes men. nothing more complicated to it than that.
PR? Oh! Then there was 'The great Victoria Beckham dress collection heist' that by bizarre coincidence happened during the commercially critical and busy Xmas sales run-in. It achieved newspaper coverage that bizarrely was more reminiscent of a Kay's Catalogue presentation/advert than actual 'crime' reporting. Mmmmmmmmmm??
PR? Who cannot forget her charity poverty awareness mission to those impoverished Kentuckian kids last year? You know the one? The one that ended up as a 'Brand Beckham' photoshoot and Hello Magazine exclusive.
PR? Who cannot forget her charity poverty awareness mission to those impoverished Kentuckian kids last year? You know the one? The one that ended up as a 'Brand Beckham' photoshoot and Hello Magazine exclusive.
PR? Oh! Then there was 'The great Victoria Beckham dress collection heist' that by bizarre coincidence happened during the commercially critical and busy Xmas sales run-in. It achieved newspaper coverage that bizarrely was more reminiscent of a Kay's Catalogue presentation/advert than actual 'crime' reporting. Mmmmmmmmmm??
silly, vain, vacuous woman, she's easily exploited and surrounded by yes men. nothing more complicated to it than that.
Lets not forget her PR stunt a few years ago where she went to South America and poked around in the dust with orphaned street kids for 20 minutes in £2,000 combats, a diamond encrusted Rolex and fake nails. Whilst no doubt getting her PA to arrange a £50k birthday party for one of her own kids. She is a pointless ugly talentless piece of shit covered in pikey tattoos.
"covered in pikey tattoos". I think he prefers to be called David.
A brace? What about the other one? She's got three kids, a brace means a pair.
The problem with her is this (does the drinky drinky hand motion). Like her hair and implants, it will all soon come out.
Yeah! She and Day-Vid sure know how to exploit the 'hit and run' charity photo opportunity where their mock compassion and concern is never actually reciprocated with any actual long term stay, genuine hands-on charity work or large personal cheque donation. A case of "I've done my few football keepy up's to get me in the papers and promote Brand Beckham so now lets get the hell out of here". Mission accomplished!
What is she doing now? trying to get more publicity yet who are her fans and how many of them are there? Someone mentioned that she is on drugs to stay awake and judging by those photographs the camera doesnt lie, did she have her usual brekky of a large fat free double double double expresso with speed on the side, you bet she did as well as that shot of botox she ordered fro brunch!
strange enigma think you mean strange enema
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