Victoria Beckham diet revealed...

Victoria Beckham - making even Alex Chung look healthy

One becomes zero

Tue, 20/10/2009 - 15:04 by Harry Bow

Want to perfect the skeleton look by Halloween? Victoria Beckham has some tips...

Stomach digesting lunch rather than eating itself? Spare a thought for Victoria Beckham...

It's been claimed that Corpse Spice is currently living off two things - raw fish and berries, which might be fine if she was foraging for survival with Bear Grylls in the jungle (we can wish), but, considering she has the cash to chow down the content of the Selfridges foodhall every night, is more than a little depressing.

The Daily Mail reports:

"Victoria's only indulgence is a glass of wine every evening. She thinks she's the best ambassador for the clothes she designs, so she wants to be model thin."

Yep, she's a great ambassador for her business - miserable, downy and close to breaking point (literally).

In other Victoria Beckham news, it's been confirmed that she's been given a cameo on US teen drama Gossip Girl. Since the camera adds a couple of pounds, we might actually be able to see her too (not that's necessarily a good thing...)

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xiaoblue Wed, 09/06/2010 - 07:16
Everyone in this world wantsbody weight loss and get into shape. The first thing they all do is to make large reductions to the amount of food that they eat and place extreme restrictions on their caloric intake.
1stukgent1111 Mon, 24/05/2010 - 09:05
As far as I read in a magazine, she did a diet at the San Diego weight loss center after having the last baby and that's why she looks so skinny now. The truth is... too skinny.
AliceWonderland Fri, 22/01/2010 - 01:18
Here's my diet advice - tapeworms and plenty of them!
jiggerycock Wed, 21/10/2009 - 11:31
Breath like an open crypt no doubt
fisterella Wed, 21/10/2009 - 10:55
are you kidding puddytwat "model looks" what model looks??? Why cant docters admit she has anorexia is it such a taboo subject now especially celebrities. I have never looked at her and been inspired and I dont know anyone who has. What has she done lately apart from getting out of cars at airports where is her talent at?? Her marriage is no doubt over and everyone knows it, they are divorced really but they havent got the papers to prove it. But they might they just dont want anyone to get there hands on it. Fuck off victoria and keep hanging out with your fashion friends aka victoms.
dancingworm Wed, 21/10/2009 - 07:21
Something ain't right with this one. Maybe it's David voice. His Bean-i-fied larynx could be putting her off her food. Either that or he's persuaded her to take out a life insurance policy and, in encouraging her to maintain her 'model looks', is just biding his time...
PuddyTwat Tue, 20/10/2009 - 20:04
What a fucking great role model to the nation's female population. She should emaciate to fuck all before shuffling off this mortal coil to underline the maxim: "Only cunts need to be fucking stupidly, morbidly thin"
Blartmonster Tue, 20/10/2009 - 18:42
She's that scrawny that if you gave her a hug you would get a paper cut. If you shagged her it would be like self-harming. I'd have to cover her in bubble wrap and cut a hole out where her junk-hole is. It's safe-sex gone totally bananas.
TheDukers Tue, 20/10/2009 - 17:46
hear here, similar abuse levelled at posh and beth ditto? talk about double standards.
fannyman Tue, 20/10/2009 - 16:31
I like pic 8 as I can see her underpants
fuckwit Tue, 20/10/2009 - 16:11
If I've said it once, I've said it a million times: where's the fun in starving yourself? Everyone I've ever met who has 'dieted' has been hugely boring, waffling on and on and on "Oh I'm so fat there are so many calories in that biscuit is it ok if I just scrape the topping off my pizza grapefruit makes you burn fat faster blah blah blah..."
tescopop Tue, 20/10/2009 - 15:46
You sad bitch New Girl. You read the Daily Mail.
HeyYou Tue, 20/10/2009 - 15:43
Better than being a fat cunt, ey? Like Katona, and all the others you slag off.
dennisnilsen Tue, 20/10/2009 - 15:37

Better than being a fat cunt, ey? Like Katona, and all the others you slag off.
dennisnilsen Tue, 20/10/2009 - 15:37
You sad bitch New Girl. You read the Daily Mail.
HeyYou Tue, 20/10/2009 - 15:43
If I've said it once, I've said it a million times: where's the fun in starving yourself? Everyone I've ever met who has 'dieted' has been hugely boring, waffling on and on and on "Oh I'm so fat there are so many calories in that biscuit is it ok if I just scrape the topping off my pizza grapefruit makes you burn fat faster blah blah blah..."
tescopop Tue, 20/10/2009 - 15:46
I like pic 8 as I can see her underpants
fuckwit Tue, 20/10/2009 - 16:11
hear here, similar abuse levelled at posh and beth ditto? talk about double standards.
fannyman Tue, 20/10/2009 - 16:31
She's that scrawny that if you gave her a hug you would get a paper cut. If you shagged her it would be like self-harming. I'd have to cover her in bubble wrap and cut a hole out where her junk-hole is. It's safe-sex gone totally bananas.
TheDukers Tue, 20/10/2009 - 17:46
What a fucking great role model to the nation's female population. She should emaciate to fuck all before shuffling off this mortal coil to underline the maxim: "Only cunts need to be fucking stupidly, morbidly thin"
Blartmonster Tue, 20/10/2009 - 18:42
Something ain't right with this one. Maybe it's David voice. His Bean-i-fied larynx could be putting her off her food. Either that or he's persuaded her to take out a life insurance policy and, in encouraging her to maintain her 'model looks', is just biding his time...
PuddyTwat Tue, 20/10/2009 - 20:04
are you kidding puddytwat "model looks" what model looks??? Why cant docters admit she has anorexia is it such a taboo subject now especially celebrities. I have never looked at her and been inspired and I dont know anyone who has. What has she done lately apart from getting out of cars at airports where is her talent at?? Her marriage is no doubt over and everyone knows it, they are divorced really but they havent got the papers to prove it. But they might they just dont want anyone to get there hands on it. Fuck off victoria and keep hanging out with your fashion friends aka victoms.
dancingworm Wed, 21/10/2009 - 07:21
Breath like an open crypt no doubt
fisterella Wed, 21/10/2009 - 10:55
Here's my diet advice - tapeworms and plenty of them!
jiggerycock Wed, 21/10/2009 - 11:31
As far as I read in a magazine, she did a diet at the San Diego weight loss center after having the last baby and that's why she looks so skinny now. The truth is... too skinny.
AliceWonderland Fri, 22/01/2010 - 01:18
Everyone in this world wantsbody weight loss and get into shape. The first thing they all do is to make large reductions to the amount of food that they eat and place extreme restrictions on their caloric intake.
1stukgent1111 Mon, 24/05/2010 - 09:05
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xiaoblue Wed, 09/06/2010 - 07:16