Victoria Beckham goes to Finland to console David after his op, takes a chilly presence

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Don't snap it like Beckham
Tue, 16/03/2010 - 13:15 by Harry Bow

Ha ha ha, Posh is going to Finland (geddit?), but no one's really focusing on her skeletal figure while David Beckham's entire career is in jeopardy due to his torn Achilles tendon...

Mental, a footballer upset over his ankle instead of groin...

 

The Daily Star reports that David Beckham spent last night “crying like a baby” after he had an operation in Finland to mend the Achilles tendon he tore while on loan at AC Milan. And we expect LA Galaxy are feeling pretty tearful too - the player was due to head back there next week. Oopsie.

 

Talking to the paper, Dr Sakari Orava, who operated on Becks at the clinic in Turku, Finland, confirmed that the player is highly unlikely to match fit for South Africa, explaining:

“No, I don’t think so… healing takes a long time.” 

Meanwhile, Adriano Galliani, the vice president of AC Milan, added:

"[Healing] will probably five or six months.


"In the dressing-room, I took him in my arms and told him that if he wanted, he will be with us next year.”

...We thought that was Vanessa Perroncel job.

 

Anyway, while Beckham is probably a bit frustrated that he's been wasting his time in the US (earning £128 million), there's talk that he could be up for a full-time mood to Italy when he's fit again, which is good news in the long-term - AC Milan have a good rep for looking after older players. And Posh will have her shops, so everyone's a winner, chin-up etc.

 

Meanwhile, with Cheryl and Posh out of the picture, a new generation of WAGS are humming along to Here Come The Girls while packing their bags for South Africa (Bad luck, Danielle Lloyd, though, there are about 30 players in front of O'Hara).

 

Victoria Beckham pictures, David Beckham, Victoria Beckham

Comments

  • True. But imagine how much worse it would be if she looked pleased with herself? The rest of us eat gruel while she gets all the fairy-cakes? That wouldn't be right. Let her look unhappy and spend her life eating salty beans. It even things up a bit. And that's why she's got bunions. Karma my friend (nods sagely)

    PuddyTwat Wed, 17/03/2010 - 23:27

  • That's what offends me though. Couldn't she just look a bit more smug and pleased with herself? It's kind of counter-intuitive or something. The face of DOOOOOOM. LIke she is proof that money doesn't buy happiness. It's the only belief that keeps me going.

    stella ah trois Wed, 17/03/2010 - 12:39

  • God, those were the days. In 2010 all you have is the pleasure of opening another sachet of screen wipe and breathing deeply. I have the cleanest computer screen in town.

    stella ah trois Wed, 17/03/2010 - 12:37

  • This woman's impossible to knock.
    She's living her dream and loving it. I believe the term is jammy bastard. What balances it out is her unpopularity. No-one likes her. Therefore let's remove the jammy and just accept she's a bastard.

    PuddyTwat Wed, 17/03/2010 - 10:36

  • "Take you there a big bow."? Stop sniffing the Tippex, Stell.

    allmouthandtrousers Wed, 17/03/2010 - 00:22

  • And another thing (it is after all 22:10 and I'M STILL WORKING so I get to RANT). Having just paid attention to the headline, the idea that this bag of bones with a stingy cunt (probably) could ever give 'comfort' wins Harry Bow the irony of the year award. Take you there a big bow.

    stella ah trois Tue, 16/03/2010 - 22:05

  • I was about to say, "Smile you cunt. How can you look so miserable with all that you have - money mainly - blah blah blah." But I've decided that she just can't. Botox here, Botox there plus she must have the metabolism of a slug - (no not like yours dear) since her thyroid and adrenal glands must have closed down years ago through want of nutitional stimulation. Such immobile features. Just like Beckham's leg now I suppose. At last, something they have in common! Other than shit tattoos and a few kids.

    stella ah trois Tue, 16/03/2010 - 22:01

  • I think she might be camera shy.

    dandyboy Tue, 16/03/2010 - 18:03

  • I wonder what old horsey chops thinks she's doing when she raises her hand to her shades in photos? Does it make her look more interesting? I can't imagine she's re adjusting her glasses; they're not going anywhere with a nose trumpet like that.

    izudu Tue, 16/03/2010 - 14:54

  • Hang on, I've heard a joke about her and that Olympic gold medal and, no, wait, it's gone.

    dandyboy Tue, 16/03/2010 - 13:41

  • Hang on, I've heard a joke about her and that Olympic gold medal and, no, wait, it's gone.

    dandyboy Tue, 16/03/2010 - 13:41

  • I wonder what old horsey chops thinks she's doing when she raises her hand to her shades in photos? Does it make her look more interesting? I can't imagine she's re adjusting her glasses; they're not going anywhere with a nose trumpet like that.

    izudu Tue, 16/03/2010 - 14:54

  • I think she might be camera shy.

    dandyboy Tue, 16/03/2010 - 18:03

  • I was about to say, "Smile you cunt. How can you look so miserable with all that you have - money mainly - blah blah blah." But I've decided that she just can't. Botox here, Botox there plus she must have the metabolism of a slug - (no not like yours dear) since her thyroid and adrenal glands must have closed down years ago through want of nutitional stimulation. Such immobile features. Just like Beckham's leg now I suppose. At last, something they have in common! Other than shit tattoos and a few kids.

    stella ah trois Tue, 16/03/2010 - 22:01

  • And another thing (it is after all 22:10 and I'M STILL WORKING so I get to RANT). Having just paid attention to the headline, the idea that this bag of bones with a stingy cunt (probably) could ever give 'comfort' wins Harry Bow the irony of the year award. Take you there a big bow.

    stella ah trois Tue, 16/03/2010 - 22:05

  • "Take you there a big bow."? Stop sniffing the Tippex, Stell.

    allmouthandtrousers Wed, 17/03/2010 - 00:22

  • This woman's impossible to knock.
    She's living her dream and loving it. I believe the term is jammy bastard. What balances it out is her unpopularity. No-one likes her. Therefore let's remove the jammy and just accept she's a bastard.

    PuddyTwat Wed, 17/03/2010 - 10:36

  • God, those were the days. In 2010 all you have is the pleasure of opening another sachet of screen wipe and breathing deeply. I have the cleanest computer screen in town.

    stella ah trois Wed, 17/03/2010 - 12:37

  • That's what offends me though. Couldn't she just look a bit more smug and pleased with herself? It's kind of counter-intuitive or something. The face of DOOOOOOM. LIke she is proof that money doesn't buy happiness. It's the only belief that keeps me going.

    stella ah trois Wed, 17/03/2010 - 12:39

  • True. But imagine how much worse it would be if she looked pleased with herself? The rest of us eat gruel while she gets all the fairy-cakes? That wouldn't be right. Let her look unhappy and spend her life eating salty beans. It even things up a bit. And that's why she's got bunions. Karma my friend (nods sagely)

    PuddyTwat Wed, 17/03/2010 - 23:27

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