Victoria Beckham heads back to Heathrow with bed hair

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Pish posh
Sat, 14/11/2009 - 15:13 by HM writer

Victoria Beckham consumed her 65 calories for the week and headed back to London, not wanting any sort of fuss or commotion....

Posh, whose head now weighs more than her entire body, arrived at Heathrow despite giving us all false hope recently when she said she wanted to stay in the US.

"We have a normal life. I can see us living here for a few years. I found Spain a little tricky. But from the minute we landed at the airport, we were equal. 

 

"America is equal, it doesn't matter whether you are a man or a woman. In Spain it's more difficult for women."

According to reports, Posh is about to open a modeling agency in New York. As long as she doesn't scout herself. Perhaps she headed back to these shores to pick op some of Hurley's 10 calorie beef jerky. So long the Beckhams...

 

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Comments

  • Come on Al quaida - she's the ultimate symbol of Western excess (not to mention a talent free ugly fuckpig). Do us all a favour and blow her to smithereens. Preferably at London fashion week. Wouldn't take much explosive either - half a teaspoon ought to do it.

    shitthebed Mon, 16/11/2009 - 00:42

  • Oh dear. Her hair looks heavier than she does. She's very confused.

    PuddyTwat Sun, 15/11/2009 - 13:47

  • This is a woman who hates Britain so much, she comes back as rarely as possible, because, in her own words, she claims the British resent her success - nice broadbrush statement. I think the bit she's missing is that people resent her success for achieving the square root of fuck all except dropping sprogs for Captain Dimwit.

    Blartmonster Sun, 15/11/2009 - 11:11

  • I agree heartily with all of the verbs used there but one, Blartmonster.

    I haven't seen her spite a fellow yet.

    Are there anecdotes or tales I may have missed which may indicate inherent patterns of cuntishness from Her Highness, the Poshness?

    pandakiller Sun, 15/11/2009 - 09:37

  • Good fucking riddance you arrogant, spiteful, up-yer-own-arse, sexless twat

    Blartmonster Sat, 14/11/2009 - 20:36

  • Good fucking riddance you arrogant, spiteful, up-yer-own-arse, sexless twat

    Blartmonster Sat, 14/11/2009 - 20:36

  • I agree heartily with all of the verbs used there but one, Blartmonster.

    I haven't seen her spite a fellow yet.

    Are there anecdotes or tales I may have missed which may indicate inherent patterns of cuntishness from Her Highness, the Poshness?

    pandakiller Sun, 15/11/2009 - 09:37

  • This is a woman who hates Britain so much, she comes back as rarely as possible, because, in her own words, she claims the British resent her success - nice broadbrush statement. I think the bit she's missing is that people resent her success for achieving the square root of fuck all except dropping sprogs for Captain Dimwit.

    Blartmonster Sun, 15/11/2009 - 11:11

  • Oh dear. Her hair looks heavier than she does. She's very confused.

    PuddyTwat Sun, 15/11/2009 - 13:47

  • Come on Al quaida - she's the ultimate symbol of Western excess (not to mention a talent free ugly fuckpig). Do us all a favour and blow her to smithereens. Preferably at London fashion week. Wouldn't take much explosive either - half a teaspoon ought to do it.

    shitthebed Mon, 16/11/2009 - 00:42

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