Victoria Beckham launches new Range Rover, soup is SERVED

Gorgeous Victoria Beckham at the new Range Rover launch

Wannabe somewhere else

Fri, 02/07/2010 - 12:08 by Mr. HM

Range isn't really a word you associate with Jack Skelton made flesh Victoria Beckham, but in this case we'll let it go - she launched the new Range Rover last night along with a veritable cauldron of soup-infested guests.

First things first - the car looks amazing. That's the positives, now for the attendees - where to start?

Long time Holy Moly fan Johnny borrely was there, thankfully without that shit hat he wears, but with the same shit face.

George Lamb was there. Of course he was there - it had everything he needed: A photographer, free drink and a reflection.

But nothing - NU - THING compares to Jessica Schwartz's (nope, us neither) dress. It is an ASTOUNDING creation. It's the dress Cleopatra would wear if she was in a porno.

Actually, Is it even a dress? Are they big trousers combined with Leroy from Fame's black tank top and a Cylon's midriff?

Whatever the hell it is you can bet it was designed by someone who's had one too many wanks over Princess Lea in Return of the Jedi.

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I am endlessly fascinated by the decisions PRs make in terms of bigging up their product by association decisions.

Just stunning. Let's have a second go. Interesting looking car thing. Expensive and stylish yet we want it to appeal to those who might struggle to attain such a car when really their budget should limit them to a VW Touran but dippy wife who wants it for the school run will persuade beleaguered husband that if he busts a gut they really can afford one. So we need some people who really appeal to such idiots. Oh, yeah, they got it bang on. Good work.

pssst Slug - just wondering, darling, pretty, pretty, pretty please, can I have a new car. I've seen one I really lilke...
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What does she know about driving? The only thing she's ever driven is her husband (allegedly) into the Loos (allegedly).
PuddyTwat Sat, 03/07/2010 - 21:39
What the f@+k has land rover done! I suppose anything with Beckham has got to be totally crass. Can't imagine wanting to do much off- roading with that, it might get scratched. Land Rover were cool but sadly, they feel they have to attach themselves to the ridiculous people. Also, VB f@
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"What's a gas guzzler?...EAT YERSELF THINNER"
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A sweaty cadaver in a designer shroud.
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that Hugh Laurie must wear a syrup for his TV work (pic 21)
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I love Quentin WIlson.
clee984 Fri, 02/07/2010 - 13:53
pic 19 - if you scroll down as far as the chin this body could easily pass for a blokes.
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You mean that there are photos of VB that don't make you feel queasy?

Think woman in pic 10 needs a little 'support' perhaps.
slug Fri, 02/07/2010 - 12:32
What the fucking hell is going on with her shape in Pic 5 ? I've just looked at it for about 10 mins and I still can't work out what's happening ?? it's actually made me feel a bit queasy

TPT has arms like Madonna, scary & sinewy.

Borrell is slowly turning into the Young Sherlock Holmes

Qunetin Wilson = Jack Nicholsons bastard english son.
The Rev Jesse Custer Fri, 02/07/2010 - 12:30
You know the moment that everyone realised that Rock and Roll was dead - that moment when Tony Blair confessed to being in a band and playing the guitar? I'm guessing that this is the moment everyone realises the same thing about Land Rover.
slug Fri, 02/07/2010 - 12:29

You know the moment that everyone realised that Rock and Roll was dead - that moment when Tony Blair confessed to being in a band and playing the guitar? I'm guessing that this is the moment everyone realises the same thing about Land Rover.
slug Fri, 02/07/2010 - 12:29
What the fucking hell is going on with her shape in Pic 5 ? I've just looked at it for about 10 mins and I still can't work out what's happening ?? it's actually made me feel a bit queasy

TPT has arms like Madonna, scary & sinewy.

Borrell is slowly turning into the Young Sherlock Holmes

Qunetin Wilson = Jack Nicholsons bastard english son.
The Rev Jesse Custer Fri, 02/07/2010 - 12:30
You mean that there are photos of VB that don't make you feel queasy?

Think woman in pic 10 needs a little 'support' perhaps.
slug Fri, 02/07/2010 - 12:32
pic 19 - if you scroll down as far as the chin this body could easily pass for a blokes.
fisterella Fri, 02/07/2010 - 13:29
I love Quentin WIlson.
clee984 Fri, 02/07/2010 - 13:53
that Hugh Laurie must wear a syrup for his TV work (pic 21)
brian sights Fri, 02/07/2010 - 14:14
A sweaty cadaver in a designer shroud.
shitthebed Fri, 02/07/2010 - 20:02
"What's a gas guzzler?...EAT YERSELF THINNER"
eight Fri, 02/07/2010 - 22:37
What the f@+k has land rover done! I suppose anything with Beckham has got to be totally crass. Can't imagine wanting to do much off- roading with that, it might get scratched. Land Rover were cool but sadly, they feel they have to attach themselves to the ridiculous people. Also, VB f@
clarabow1703 Sat, 03/07/2010 - 09:59
What does she know about driving? The only thing she's ever driven is her husband (allegedly) into the Loos (allegedly).
PuddyTwat Sat, 03/07/2010 - 21:39
I am endlessly fascinated by the decisions PRs make in terms of bigging up their product by association decisions.

Just stunning. Let's have a second go. Interesting looking car thing. Expensive and stylish yet we want it to appeal to those who might struggle to attain such a car when really their budget should limit them to a VW Touran but dippy wife who wants it for the school run will persuade beleaguered husband that if he busts a gut they really can afford one. So we need some people who really appeal to such idiots. Oh, yeah, they got it bang on. Good work.

pssst Slug - just wondering, darling, pretty, pretty, pretty please, can I have a new car. I've seen one I really lilke...
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