Victoria Beckham makes her second appearance as guest judge on America Idol, not as good

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Victoria Beckham on American Idol in Denver yesterday

Things to do in Denver when (you look like) you're dead

Wed, 03/02/2010 - 12:53 by Harry Bow

Dressed up as a Moomin with a bun the size of her bunion, Victoria Beckham made a second attempt at winning the heart of the US nation when she appeared as a guest judge on American Idol in Denver last night...

... and she didn't do that bad. Compared to last time anyway - when the critics deemed her a 'crazy failure'.

Now, obviously Posh has stirling music credentials thanks to Dane Bowers, but the turnaround in her fortune might have come because she decided to stick to what she knows best - clothes. After she was seen praising one contestant's outfit and demanding that another took down his ponytail (did no one think of saying the same to her?), the New York Times commented that she should be a fashion judge rather than a music one, possibly being given the task of styling the hopefuls.

However, frustratingly for Posh, the majority of other press reports have focused on her bunions since she was seen arriving at LAX in a pair of heels rather than chiropodist regulation flats. Smart move of hers scrubbing up though - check out the guys in pic 5 eying up her scrawny ass. Sir Mix-a-Lot needs to arrange a rewrite...

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Comments

Yeah, that sound familiar to me too. I don't know about you guys but I think Posh could really use some staying in a anorexia treatment center, she looks like she could use a little help. She's promoting anorexia and I can't stand her for that among other things.
ronny Mon, 27/12/2010 - 18:51
she's about as sexy as a smear test .... performed on a table in Morrisons Cafe on a saturday morning during the elevenses rush

and she thinks she's a latter day Audrey Hepburn - the deluded moron

I'm off for an egg custard and cappucino....
shitthebed Thu, 04/02/2010 - 12:34
Sexy ??? are you fucking kidding me ? it'd be like sticking your cock in a toast rack.....that's if you could force it into the up tight bitch.

Personally I prefer a woman to be a woman, you know with flesh and that rather than just a collection of plastic surgery, collagen & spinach farts.
MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 04/02/2010 - 10:22
The council estate scrapeback is just so.... fetching. Tell you what though, she's in hallowed company as a talent and singing judge, with such luminaries as Dannii fucking Minogue and Cheryl Twatting Cole as contenders.....
koshmar Thu, 04/02/2010 - 03:05
Ken is Victoria Beckham's PR agent. Now fuck off and do one, Ken....
koshmar Thu, 04/02/2010 - 03:03
Bollox to the lot of you.

Victoria looks Sexy as Hell!

How many of YOU were part of a Group that sold MILLIONS of records around the world and even reached the top of the American charts?

I'll tell you; Fuck All.

Go back to your boring, sordid little lives whinging about how you cudda been a contender.

I'm gonna have a wank over Vikki now.

That is all.
ken tate Thu, 04/02/2010 - 02:17
chloe and balenciaga hermes handbag
http://www.lookhandbag.com
lsywlw Thu, 04/02/2010 - 01:59
SHE has had a fucking face lift, before it was all wrinkley from her anorexia etc now its all tight again ha ha ha ha ha ha she needs face lifts at her age, how pathetic, money cannot buy looks!
dancingworm Wed, 03/02/2010 - 23:01
Ha ha, that photo is priceless. Old woman looks like she's seen a miracle.
whatthe. Wed, 03/02/2010 - 21:39
She has just seen The Angel Of Death and realised her heart is about to explode.
allmouthandtrousers Wed, 03/02/2010 - 21:25
She looks like she could just about manage Assistant Manager at an Essex tanning salon. Music judge? Fashion judge? Fucking cunting hell.
jaffa Wed, 03/02/2010 - 17:30
aunt flo from bod?

http://www.thechestnut.com/bod/aunt.jpg
lmcmu Wed, 03/02/2010 - 17:29
Then a musclebound Sigourney Weaver turned up with a flamethrower and told her 'to leave Newt alone

'
jiggerycock Wed, 03/02/2010 - 15:54
I reckon the old lady in pic 8 is shouting - "oi - skinny - fuck off" Or something..
stustustudio Wed, 03/02/2010 - 14:45
suburban primary school bored stay at home mum tkmax surfing wank fodder.
unseemlydogposture Wed, 03/02/2010 - 13:26
Fuggin'ell this woman is bloody disgusting....she looks like a flesh coloured balloon stretched over a clothes rack...all angles & bars.

And what the fuck is she doing giving people singing advice ? when she was at the theatre school down the road from me (Lanes in Epsom) she boarded with a mate of mines family. He described her singing voice as "painful" at best and "fucking awful" at worst......and she cried for her Mum a lot apparently.
MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 03/02/2010 - 13:18
And to think her nickname is Posh. This frigid old sock has as much style as a plate of mackerel. How tight is her hair? She must have thought she was in Borehamwood instead of Hollywood. You know who she looks like - the shrivelled old witch out of Kuzco/Emperor's New Groove.
PuddyTwat Wed, 03/02/2010 - 13:15
Two bald black guys in uniform and a skinny white skank - why does that sound familiar ? Oh right !
tigerstail Wed, 03/02/2010 - 13:13

Two bald black guys in uniform and a skinny white skank - why does that sound familiar ? Oh right !
tigerstail Wed, 03/02/2010 - 13:13
And to think her nickname is Posh. This frigid old sock has as much style as a plate of mackerel. How tight is her hair? She must have thought she was in Borehamwood instead of Hollywood. You know who she looks like - the shrivelled old witch out of Kuzco/Emperor's New Groove.
PuddyTwat Wed, 03/02/2010 - 13:15
Fuggin'ell this woman is bloody disgusting....she looks like a flesh coloured balloon stretched over a clothes rack...all angles & bars.

And what the fuck is she doing giving people singing advice ? when she was at the theatre school down the road from me (Lanes in Epsom) she boarded with a mate of mines family. He described her singing voice as "painful" at best and "fucking awful" at worst......and she cried for her Mum a lot apparently.
MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 03/02/2010 - 13:18
suburban primary school bored stay at home mum tkmax surfing wank fodder.
unseemlydogposture Wed, 03/02/2010 - 13:26
I reckon the old lady in pic 8 is shouting - "oi - skinny - fuck off" Or something..
stustustudio Wed, 03/02/2010 - 14:45
Then a musclebound Sigourney Weaver turned up with a flamethrower and told her 'to leave Newt alone

'
jiggerycock Wed, 03/02/2010 - 15:54
aunt flo from bod?

http://www.thechestnut.com/bod/aunt.jpg
lmcmu Wed, 03/02/2010 - 17:29
She looks like she could just about manage Assistant Manager at an Essex tanning salon. Music judge? Fashion judge? Fucking cunting hell.
jaffa Wed, 03/02/2010 - 17:30
She has just seen The Angel Of Death and realised her heart is about to explode.
allmouthandtrousers Wed, 03/02/2010 - 21:25
Ha ha, that photo is priceless. Old woman looks like she's seen a miracle.
whatthe. Wed, 03/02/2010 - 21:39
SHE has had a fucking face lift, before it was all wrinkley from her anorexia etc now its all tight again ha ha ha ha ha ha she needs face lifts at her age, how pathetic, money cannot buy looks!
dancingworm Wed, 03/02/2010 - 23:01
chloe and balenciaga hermes handbag
http://www.lookhandbag.com
lsywlw Thu, 04/02/2010 - 01:59
Bollox to the lot of you.

Victoria looks Sexy as Hell!

How many of YOU were part of a Group that sold MILLIONS of records around the world and even reached the top of the American charts?

I'll tell you; Fuck All.

Go back to your boring, sordid little lives whinging about how you cudda been a contender.

I'm gonna have a wank over Vikki now.

That is all.
ken tate Thu, 04/02/2010 - 02:17
Ken is Victoria Beckham's PR agent. Now fuck off and do one, Ken....
koshmar Thu, 04/02/2010 - 03:03
The council estate scrapeback is just so.... fetching. Tell you what though, she's in hallowed company as a talent and singing judge, with such luminaries as Dannii fucking Minogue and Cheryl Twatting Cole as contenders.....
koshmar Thu, 04/02/2010 - 03:05
Sexy ??? are you fucking kidding me ? it'd be like sticking your cock in a toast rack.....that's if you could force it into the up tight bitch.

Personally I prefer a woman to be a woman, you know with flesh and that rather than just a collection of plastic surgery, collagen & spinach farts.
MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 04/02/2010 - 10:22
she's about as sexy as a smear test .... performed on a table in Morrisons Cafe on a saturday morning during the elevenses rush

and she thinks she's a latter day Audrey Hepburn - the deluded moron

I'm off for an egg custard and cappucino....
shitthebed Thu, 04/02/2010 - 12:34
Yeah, that sound familiar to me too. I don't know about you guys but I think Posh could really use some staying in a anorexia treatment center, she looks like she could use a little help. She's promoting anorexia and I can't stand her for that among other things.
ronny Mon, 27/12/2010 - 18:51