Doom to the View
Thu, 18/02/2010 - 12:59 by Harry Bow

Oh dear, just as Cheryl Cole accepted the offer of a sharp shoulder to cry on and jetted into LA, Posh landed in New York for an appearance on The View (i.e America's equivalent to Loose Women)...

But then she does have important business to share... Talking to the panel of harpies including Whoopi Goldberg, Victoria put the fading minds of size-zero models across the globe at rest by explaining that they have NOTHING to be ashamed of, saying:

"Most of these girls are naturally thin.

 

"I don't think that we should discriminate because they are too thin or too curvy or too large."

Or covered in animal skin?

 

Pop an edamame bean in your gob and keep quiet, Posh.

 

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    pandorajewelry Thu, 08/07/2010 - 07:10
  • She's a miserable ugly cunt and no mistake

    koshmar Fri, 19/02/2010 - 18:35
  • Fur is OK.
    I've got some on my chest.
    Wanna make summit of it?

    PuddyTwat Fri, 19/02/2010 - 15:31
  • How true (laughs)

    PuddyTwat Fri, 19/02/2010 - 12:26
  • "Most of these girls are naturally thin"

    Will you listen to this wizened old spud? Of course some people are naturally thin but Vicky has starved herself because she's a competitive woman-hater. She's a cheap ungrateful pikey who makes my skin crawl.

    PuddyTwat Fri, 19/02/2010 - 12:26
  • She is such a stupid bitch. The epitome of vacuous!

    Ellectrika Fri, 19/02/2010 - 10:19
  • I think even Terry would draw the line here... there's so much of her not there it would practically be necrophilia.

    dandyboy Thu, 18/02/2010 - 19:20
  • As sexy as a botched smear test.

    shitthebed Thu, 18/02/2010 - 18:10
  • A self-wiping shit would clearly be of benefit to all mankind. Not sure I want to see the testing process on TV in high definition though.

    slug Thu, 18/02/2010 - 16:26
  • As someone else pointed out a while back, this cunt never does anything apart from arrive at New York or Heathrow.

    BonnyWill Thu, 18/02/2010 - 16:12
  • Slug - your last sentence was one of my first thoughts on reading your story. Mmmmm - one for Braniac perhaps?

    stella ah trois Thu, 18/02/2010 - 15:47
  • why eat behind the sofa? half way between fridge and bathroom? i've answered my own question haven't i? yes.

    switch Thu, 18/02/2010 - 14:59
  • people won't stump up for bog roll in any house-share situation will they.

    unseemlydogposture Thu, 18/02/2010 - 14:57
  • Yup, very weird. They found her behind the sofa one morning wolfing down a bowl of Andrex with some tropicana. Apparently the loo roll makes you feel full and comes out more or less as it went in. Come to think of it, would that mean you didn't need loo roll when you had a shit?

    slug Thu, 18/02/2010 - 14:57
  • Have you approached John Terry about this?
    Team mate's wife and all.....

    slug Thu, 18/02/2010 - 14:54
  • put me right off my chocolate orange that has

    switch Thu, 18/02/2010 - 14:50
  • Stuff her full of sausagemeat and gristle until she chokes.

    dandyboy Thu, 18/02/2010 - 14:34
  • Oh god. It's when you find out stuff like that you realise you're actually quite normal compared.

    stella ah trois Thu, 18/02/2010 - 14:18
  • Friends of mine had a flatmate who modelled and a couple of months after she moved in they noticed a huge increase in loo roll usage in the flat. Then they found model flatmate was soaking it in orange juice and eating it so as not to put on weight :(

    slug Thu, 18/02/2010 - 14:04
  • She'll say fur is okay next. Wanker.

    stustustudio Thu, 18/02/2010 - 13:54
  • like having a dealer on defending heroin.

    unseemlydogposture Thu, 18/02/2010 - 13:19
  • So is she admitting she is not 'naturally thin'? And that the ones that aren't 'most' of these models are as screwed up and destined for osteoporosis and lax sphincter muscles (due to laxative abuse, Unseemly, not copious amounts of anal sex. Put it away.) as she is?

    stella ah trois Thu, 18/02/2010 - 13:17
  • So is she admitting she is not 'naturally thin'? And that the ones that aren't 'most' of these models are as screwed up and destined for osteoporosis and lax sphincter muscles (due to laxative abuse, Unseemly, not copious amounts of anal sex. Put it away.) as she is?

    stella ah trois Thu, 18/02/2010 - 13:17
  • like having a dealer on defending heroin.

    unseemlydogposture Thu, 18/02/2010 - 13:19
  • She'll say fur is okay next. Wanker.

    stustustudio Thu, 18/02/2010 - 13:54
  • Friends of mine had a flatmate who modelled and a couple of months after she moved in they noticed a huge increase in loo roll usage in the flat. Then they found model flatmate was soaking it in orange juice and eating it so as not to put on weight :(

    slug Thu, 18/02/2010 - 14:04
  • Oh god. It's when you find out stuff like that you realise you're actually quite normal compared.

    stella ah trois Thu, 18/02/2010 - 14:18
  • Stuff her full of sausagemeat and gristle until she chokes.

    dandyboy Thu, 18/02/2010 - 14:34
  • put me right off my chocolate orange that has

    switch Thu, 18/02/2010 - 14:50
  • Have you approached John Terry about this?
    Team mate's wife and all.....

    slug Thu, 18/02/2010 - 14:54
  • Yup, very weird. They found her behind the sofa one morning wolfing down a bowl of Andrex with some tropicana. Apparently the loo roll makes you feel full and comes out more or less as it went in. Come to think of it, would that mean you didn't need loo roll when you had a shit?

    slug Thu, 18/02/2010 - 14:57
  • people won't stump up for bog roll in any house-share situation will they.

    unseemlydogposture Thu, 18/02/2010 - 14:57
  • why eat behind the sofa? half way between fridge and bathroom? i've answered my own question haven't i? yes.

    switch Thu, 18/02/2010 - 14:59
  • Slug - your last sentence was one of my first thoughts on reading your story. Mmmmm - one for Braniac perhaps?

    stella ah trois Thu, 18/02/2010 - 15:47
  • As someone else pointed out a while back, this cunt never does anything apart from arrive at New York or Heathrow.

    BonnyWill Thu, 18/02/2010 - 16:12
  • A self-wiping shit would clearly be of benefit to all mankind. Not sure I want to see the testing process on TV in high definition though.

    slug Thu, 18/02/2010 - 16:26
  • As sexy as a botched smear test.

    shitthebed Thu, 18/02/2010 - 18:10
  • I think even Terry would draw the line here... there's so much of her not there it would practically be necrophilia.

    dandyboy Thu, 18/02/2010 - 19:20
  • She is such a stupid bitch. The epitome of vacuous!

    Ellectrika Fri, 19/02/2010 - 10:19
  • "Most of these girls are naturally thin"

    Will you listen to this wizened old spud? Of course some people are naturally thin but Vicky has starved herself because she's a competitive woman-hater. She's a cheap ungrateful pikey who makes my skin crawl.

    PuddyTwat Fri, 19/02/2010 - 12:26
  • How true (laughs)

    PuddyTwat Fri, 19/02/2010 - 12:26
  • Fur is OK.
    I've got some on my chest.
    Wanna make summit of it?

    PuddyTwat Fri, 19/02/2010 - 15:31
  • She's a miserable ugly cunt and no mistake

    koshmar Fri, 19/02/2010 - 18:35
  • Southeast and main Asian pandora jewelry countries have twisted rubies for centuries, cheap pandora bracelets but research as to where, and how to find more deposits is Pandora charms spare, and production has figured out how and mining companies,” Pandora beads Giuliani says, to look at exactly the right time and place.” pandora set Farther investigation of claret formation, based on tectonic scenery, cheap pandora geochemistry, fluid inclusions and isotopic ratios, allowed discount pandora Giuliani’s lineup to remodel a new prototype for the French Institute pandora 2010 of Research for Development (IRD) and the National Scientific pandora sale Center of Research, two government-sponsored knowledge Pandora Bangles and technology research institutes that aim to aid in the sustainable cheap pandora bracelets development of developing countries. Before the collision pandora bracelets prices of the Eurasian and Indian plates, lagoons or deltas sat in the regions where marble is giant, pandora bracelets and charms he says, “and there is the brains to expect that the new pandora bracelets sale thoughts should help development of the artless capital.” discount pandora bracelets Virginie Garnier, Gaston Giuliani and Daniel Pandora necklace Ohnenstetter urban the shape to do just that. They work for the garnet cheap pandora charms genesis. While studying the bedrock in Vietnam in 1998, the discount pandora charms French players found rubies, which detained traces of aluminum, chromium pandora charms sale and vanadium from universities, international corporations, governments pandora charms 2010 and why the rubies got there, and has created a paradigm Pandora beads to help these evaporites, Garnier says, when the Eurasian cheap pandora beads and Indian plates collided, raising the Himalaya Mountains.

    pandorajewelry Thu, 08/07/2010 - 07:10
  • Use specific search terms ed hardy Swimwear at the search engines when trying to find Port Authority items, Always type in the ed hardy Bikini name Port Authority without the quotes before typing the kind of merchandise you are trying to find, For ed hardy Bikini example Port Authority shirts or Port Authority jackets. This will Abercrombie T Shirts give you a list of online clothing stores that carry Pot Authority items, Then you can comparison shop and find an online store or mall that fits your needs and budget,Always check the shipping costs on Port Authority items before ordering, Some Web stores will offer a special on shipping for multiple purchases, or they might offer a discount when you ed hardy swimsuits buy multiple you should learn how to wash your jersey properly. a poorly washed jersey's colors can run or the stitching and patchwork., Beware of stores that advertise extremely low prices, but then bump up the shipping to outrageous amounts, You'll probably lose money with these,

    pandorajewelry Mon, 26/07/2010 - 03:09

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