a stinking mess
Fri, 11/09/2009 - 11:51 by Metrosexual

Oooh doesn't she look thin etc etc.

Desperate Posh showed off her bones in an outfit seemingly inspired by Julia Roberts' hooker look from Pretty Woman. She was trying to drum up interest in her latest perfume, Signature Story, at New York Fashion Week.

You will be relieved to learn that the implement in her hand in picture seven isn't a microphone, it's a pen. It made us panic slightly.

She was cantering about like a praying mantis in bondage boots for the amusement of Vogue supremo Anna Wintour who organised the event.

Look at the state of her though. Nice to see she's got her phone number tattooed down her spine. Someone give her a doughnut, she's making us feel a bit queasy.

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    pandorajewelry Thu, 08/07/2010 - 07:45
  • Poor Victoria! She's struggling so much to be famous and loved again. She even struggles to much to be skinny and beautiful... so much that she is an obvious anorexic. I surely pity her; she defiantly needs an Eating Disorder Treatment... and not fashion weeks where people take photos of her... No way...

    AliceWonderland Mon, 09/11/2009 - 00:44
  • All the sex appeal of a used condom.

    walsingham Thu, 17/09/2009 - 21:25
  • There is absolutely fuck all sex appeal in that scummy body. You have to wonder why Dave went for the shapely, come hitherly, sexually adventurous, cum swallowing, dirty cow Rebecca Loos, eh?

    Blartmonster Fri, 11/09/2009 - 20:57
  • She looks like Ian Brown in that pic.

    dandyboy Fri, 11/09/2009 - 17:57
  • I'd gladly blow my beans into her left eye. And she could keep the boots on.

    Ivor-Bryan-Newcombe-Binarvester Fri, 11/09/2009 - 17:27
  • It'd be so much fun to fuck her and watch her waist go up four sizes every stroke.

    It would be like fucking Jack Skellington in drag though, that kinda puts me off a bit, but not that much.

    badgermonkey Fri, 11/09/2009 - 15:32
  • "a praying mantis in bondage boots "

    FFS metrosexual - perhaps you should stop reading other crap blog sites and write your own material. You ripped off wwtdd yesterday, now dlisted - don't you have the wit to think up your own insults?

    I wouldn't mind but with posh, it's like shooting fish in a barrel. Ho hum, even work is more interesting than this... *wanders off bored*

    trollydolly Fri, 11/09/2009 - 14:22
  • Of all the expensive outfits she has worn over the years, at New York Fashion Week she chooses to wear that piece of shit dress that looks like a piece of Lawrence LLewelyn-Bowen wallpaper!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    and those boots are baggy around her thighs.. say no more

    GossipGirlxoxo Fri, 11/09/2009 - 14:11
  • Would

    aciddrops Fri, 11/09/2009 - 13:28
  • OHH MY GOD she is so sick look at her dull expressions in her eyes, she can barely stand. She is so so so so hungry she has severe Anorexia with was so yesterday to have. Her fashion insperation seems to be inspired by some Pill Poppin me thinks. She eats Cocaine for breakfast to stay awake. I Have a sneaking suspicion that she will die of hunger in the next year! David wants to Pork woman not a woman that wants to look like a child!

    dancingworm Fri, 11/09/2009 - 13:06
  • OHH MY GOD she is so sick look at her dull expressions in her eyes, she can barely stand. She is so so so so hungry she has severe Anorexia with was so yesterday to have. Her fashion insperation seems to be inspired by some Pill Poppin me thinks. She eats Cocaine for breakfast to stay awake. I Have a sneaking suspicion that she will die of hunger in the next year! David wants to Pork woman not a woman that wants to look like a child!

    dancingworm Fri, 11/09/2009 - 13:06
  • Would

    aciddrops Fri, 11/09/2009 - 13:28
  • Of all the expensive outfits she has worn over the years, at New York Fashion Week she chooses to wear that piece of shit dress that looks like a piece of Lawrence LLewelyn-Bowen wallpaper!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    and those boots are baggy around her thighs.. say no more

    GossipGirlxoxo Fri, 11/09/2009 - 14:11
  • "a praying mantis in bondage boots "

    FFS metrosexual - perhaps you should stop reading other crap blog sites and write your own material. You ripped off wwtdd yesterday, now dlisted - don't you have the wit to think up your own insults?

    I wouldn't mind but with posh, it's like shooting fish in a barrel. Ho hum, even work is more interesting than this... *wanders off bored*

    trollydolly Fri, 11/09/2009 - 14:22
  • It'd be so much fun to fuck her and watch her waist go up four sizes every stroke.

    It would be like fucking Jack Skellington in drag though, that kinda puts me off a bit, but not that much.

    badgermonkey Fri, 11/09/2009 - 15:32
  • I'd gladly blow my beans into her left eye. And she could keep the boots on.

    Ivor-Bryan-Newcombe-Binarvester Fri, 11/09/2009 - 17:27
  • She looks like Ian Brown in that pic.

    dandyboy Fri, 11/09/2009 - 17:57
  • There is absolutely fuck all sex appeal in that scummy body. You have to wonder why Dave went for the shapely, come hitherly, sexually adventurous, cum swallowing, dirty cow Rebecca Loos, eh?

    Blartmonster Fri, 11/09/2009 - 20:57
  • All the sex appeal of a used condom.

    walsingham Thu, 17/09/2009 - 21:25
  • Poor Victoria! She's struggling so much to be famous and loved again. She even struggles to much to be skinny and beautiful... so much that she is an obvious anorexic. I surely pity her; she defiantly needs an Eating Disorder Treatment... and not fashion weeks where people take photos of her... No way...

    AliceWonderland Mon, 09/11/2009 - 00:44
  • Southeast and main Asian pandora jewelry countries have twisted rubies for centuries, cheap pandora bracelets but research as to where, and how to find more deposits is Pandora charms spare, and production has figured out how and mining companies,” Pandora beads Giuliani says, to look at exactly the right time and place.” pandora set Farther investigation of claret formation, based on tectonic scenery, cheap pandora geochemistry, fluid inclusions and isotopic ratios, allowed discount pandora Giuliani’s lineup to remodel a new prototype for the French Institute pandora 2010 of Research for Development (IRD) and the National Scientific pandora sale Center of Research, two government-sponsored knowledge Pandora Bangles and technology research institutes that aim to aid in the sustainable cheap pandora bracelets development of developing countries. Before the collision pandora bracelets prices of the Eurasian and Indian plates, lagoons or deltas sat in the regions where marble is giant, pandora bracelets and charms he says, “and there is the brains to expect that the new pandora bracelets sale thoughts should help development of the artless capital.” discount pandora bracelets Virginie Garnier, Gaston Giuliani and Daniel Pandora necklace Ohnenstetter urban the shape to do just that. They work for the garnet cheap pandora charms genesis. While studying the bedrock in Vietnam in 1998, the discount pandora charms French players found rubies, which detained traces of aluminum, chromium pandora charms sale and vanadium from universities, international corporations, governments pandora charms 2010 and why the rubies got there, and has created a paradigm Pandora beads to help these evaporites, Garnier says, when the Eurasian cheap pandora beads and Indian plates collided, raising the Himalaya Mountains.

    pandorajewelry Thu, 08/07/2010 - 07:45

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