Victoria Beckham talks about accidental pout and 'soulmate' David

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Victoria Beckham smiling in 2004

Posh pout

Tue, 15/09/2009 - 10:34 by HM writer

Victoria Beckham was a guest on 'The View' yesterday (the US equivalent of 'Loose' Women but with less conversation about willies or bums) to talk about her pout and claim it's not intentional, it's just the way her face falls (yes, much like a dropped pie - trademark Mr HM). But could it be more do to with what happens when she does smile (photo taken from the last time she smiled, rougly about five years ago)...

Posh also told 'The View' host Whoopie Goldberg that she is sick of being referred to as the "funny" one in her marriage while Beckham gets the "handsome" one, while Whoopie probably shook her head in mock disbelief.

She told the hosts (who'll probably never invite her back on the sofa, making them all feel ridiculously fat):

"Everybody says, 'David's so handsome and she's so funny' – I'm sick of being the funny one!"

But she claimed she didn't mind too much, as she loves her David..

She added:

"I really feel that with David I've met my soulmate. He's a really amazing father and a really great husband as well. I still feel sexy – I go to bed with David Beckham every night!"

But no funny business! (Probably)...

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Comments

A sad, unfulfilled cunt of hyper proportions. Her husband fucked the nanny, her mic was turned down on the Spice Gurls concerts, her solo career imploded before it happened, and she's a gurning fucking minger. Yet she still has uncountable millions of quids. What the FUCK is that all about?????
Blartmonster Tue, 15/09/2009 - 17:39
what a pointless talentless ugly fuckwit. desperately sucking on the dick of fame with that mutant gob of hers. go and do something i would find interesting like losing a leg or burning all your hair and eyebrows off. angry now....
shitthebed Tue, 15/09/2009 - 15:06
She looks like she is in serious physical pain. I guarantee that inside her mouth there is some kind of spring loaded automated smiling machine at work.
MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 15/09/2009 - 13:43
Pic1- The next Cherie Blair.
themonkey Tue, 15/09/2009 - 13:09
Bleugh. Stick to the pout please.
mynicehat Tue, 15/09/2009 - 12:18
OHH MY GOD now she is a full blown lier, she is even believing her own lies about her life. Her bloody husband doesnt even live in the same country as her and hasnt for about two years so were does she get this cat crap from. OHH yes she is lucky to sleep with him in her bed every night you mean he sleeps next to you in your dreams, while he is out porking italian woman well woman all over the world really. I feel sorry for her thats how deluded she is she sees her life as if it was 10 years ago when David was sort of in-love with her but he was still bedding skanks down at the manchester united club. What a phony smile to just doing it for show now that everyone is so sick of her attitude towards herself. She is funny because she doesnt see how desperate she has become at keeping up appearances and the everyone is like I pity her that its funny!
dancingworm Tue, 15/09/2009 - 11:28

OHH MY GOD now she is a full blown lier, she is even believing her own lies about her life. Her bloody husband doesnt even live in the same country as her and hasnt for about two years so were does she get this cat crap from. OHH yes she is lucky to sleep with him in her bed every night you mean he sleeps next to you in your dreams, while he is out porking italian woman well woman all over the world really. I feel sorry for her thats how deluded she is she sees her life as if it was 10 years ago when David was sort of in-love with her but he was still bedding skanks down at the manchester united club. What a phony smile to just doing it for show now that everyone is so sick of her attitude towards herself. She is funny because she doesnt see how desperate she has become at keeping up appearances and the everyone is like I pity her that its funny!
dancingworm Tue, 15/09/2009 - 11:28
Bleugh. Stick to the pout please.
mynicehat Tue, 15/09/2009 - 12:18
Pic1- The next Cherie Blair.
themonkey Tue, 15/09/2009 - 13:09
She looks like she is in serious physical pain. I guarantee that inside her mouth there is some kind of spring loaded automated smiling machine at work.
MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 15/09/2009 - 13:43
what a pointless talentless ugly fuckwit. desperately sucking on the dick of fame with that mutant gob of hers. go and do something i would find interesting like losing a leg or burning all your hair and eyebrows off. angry now....
shitthebed Tue, 15/09/2009 - 15:06
A sad, unfulfilled cunt of hyper proportions. Her husband fucked the nanny, her mic was turned down on the Spice Gurls concerts, her solo career imploded before it happened, and she's a gurning fucking minger. Yet she still has uncountable millions of quids. What the FUCK is that all about?????
Blartmonster Tue, 15/09/2009 - 17:39