Victoria's Secret Angels are always thinking sexy thoughts, not physical, angry, sweaty stuff like a sixteen year old boy would think, but still sexy. For instance, sometimes they think about what is the sexiest fruit, or the sexiest song, or the sexiest letter of the alphabet, or the sexiest mathematical constant, or even who is the sexiest member of The Enemy. The last one usually takes a bit longer than the others, but they do it because it's their job.

So as you can imagine, when they were given the chance to show their thinkbox skills off to a world that considers them nothing more than a piece of lean, tanned meat, only good for being ogled and dressed in sparkly bikinis, they jumped at the chance. Well, stood up straight at the chance. Look at them. There's no way those legs could take the physical forces involved in an actual jump.

And so the results. Some real thought-provoking surprises here, we think you'll agree.*

Sexiest summer style: Beyoncé Knowles

Sexiest legs: Julianne Hough

Sexiest smile: Dianna Agron

Sexiest eyes: MIla Kunis

Sexiest lips: Amanda Seyfried

Sexiest curves: Sofia Vergara

Sexiest TV cast: Vampire Diaries

Sexiest actress: Emma Stone

Sexiest songstress: Rihanna

Sexiest beach body: Minka Kelly

Sexiest sense of humor: Chelsea Handler

Sexiest chef: Giada De Laurentiis

Sexiest international import: Malin Akerman

Sexiest beach waves: Vanessa Hudgens

Sexiest sun-kissed glow: Jessica Lowndes

Facebook fans' choice: Sexiest up-and-coming bombshell: Jennifer Lawrence

Facebook fans' choice: Sexiest tweeter: Ashley Greene

*Only joking. The whole thing could have been knocked up by a horny teenager. Probably was, in fact.