It's always a worry when writing about models that if you describe them as stupid one of them might just turn out to be working at CERN in their spare time. Luckily the internet now provides all the unverified, unsourced research material/10 year old's opinions you could ever want and we can safely say the above lot haven't got a PhD between them. Idiots.

The above pics were taken at the launch of a Victoria's Secret perfume called 'Bombshell' in LA and we have to say we were a bit disappointed by the lack of flesh on show. Having said that, we particularly like the sign in pic #2, which makes the whole affair look a bit last minute, almost as if the organisers had been distracted by something.

Still, at least they're relatively safe for work, and as you all know, we at HM have been researching exactly where the line between SFW and NSFW lies for years now and will be continuing our diligent research.

Also, out of interest, does anyone actually buy perfume at Victorias Secret? (for HM research purposes, of course)