Ambrosio Cream
Mon, 26/04/2010 - 11:41 by Harry Bow

Obviously the main thing that attracts people to the Victoria's Secret ladies is their smell, so here's Miranda Kerr, Alessandra Ambrosio and Candice Swanepoel flogging some perfume in New York...

We're not sure what the difference between Eau de Toilette and Eau de Parfum is, but we doubt 'Heavenly Flowers' has ever been near the toilet bowl. 'Outrageous' on the other hand...

It's nice to see Miranda and her friends mixing up their days - slipping in and out of bikinis all days long must get so tiresome, and those aprons do look so fetching...

  • OH. Right. It would appear that I retardedly read the headline as them unveiling a scent, which was not of breasts. But actually, it clearly reads that they are unveiling a scent, instead of unveiling their boobamajugs. I need a lie down. This is what comes of having pic and mix for breakfast.

    tescopop Mon, 26/04/2010 - 15:13
  • I can imagine the leviathan brains of Miranda Kerr and Candice Swineflu trotting down to the pharmaceutical laboratories to see how their smellies are coming on.

    "Ooh yes, Miranda, a little more orange blossom and sandalwood, you think? Any spare ambergris from that humpback we harpooned last week?"

    koshmar Mon, 26/04/2010 - 14:59
  • Pray tell, what would a perfume that smells of 'breasts' smell like?

    tescopop Mon, 26/04/2010 - 14:36
  • didnt recognise them with their clothes on...ahem

    elbow Mon, 26/04/2010 - 12:31
  • didnt recognise them with their clothes on...ahem

    elbow Mon, 26/04/2010 - 12:31
  • Pray tell, what would a perfume that smells of 'breasts' smell like?

    tescopop Mon, 26/04/2010 - 14:36
  • I can imagine the leviathan brains of Miranda Kerr and Candice Swineflu trotting down to the pharmaceutical laboratories to see how their smellies are coming on.

    "Ooh yes, Miranda, a little more orange blossom and sandalwood, you think? Any spare ambergris from that humpback we harpooned last week?"

    koshmar Mon, 26/04/2010 - 14:59
  • OH. Right. It would appear that I retardedly read the headline as them unveiling a scent, which was not of breasts. But actually, it clearly reads that they are unveiling a scent, instead of unveiling their boobamajugs. I need a lie down. This is what comes of having pic and mix for breakfast.

    tescopop Mon, 26/04/2010 - 15:13

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