Lady Gaga has a lie down in her latest music videoLady Gaga has a lie down in her latest music video

More Gaga than ever
Tue, 08/06/2010 - 18:03 by

If somebody could tell us wtf is going on in Lady Gaga's new music video then we'd be most appreciative...

Like her last video with Beyonce for 'Telephone', the latest one for 'Alejandro' is also around nine minutes long - and the song doesn't even begin until the two minute mark. How long until Gaga releases an entire feature film to accompany her music?

Anyway, you can see the video for yourself below.

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    danishsohail786 Fri, 20/05/2011 - 08:38
  • I still think she's an unoriginal cunt

    koshmar Wed, 09/06/2010 - 23:42
  • I do like a bit of cliched pop sometimes, Jiggery. As much as I love all the lovely, intelligent and angry music in the world, occasionally I also just want a bit of mindless nonsense to dance around to. I really like the idea of this place as a particularly vicious knitting circle.

    huxylady Wed, 09/06/2010 - 20:05
  • Well, really isn't everyone? I think I know 3 people who aren't either a stupid cunt, a gormless cunt, a boring cunt or an annoying cunt... because they're not that much of a cunt and therefore don't fulfil my low expectations of them.

    psammmead Wed, 09/06/2010 - 19:15
  • I heard this track on the weekend and thought it was the Eurovision winner from Germany (having not seen/heard the real one). Can't we get British nationality for her? This sort of stuff would mean Eurovision in the bag for life. In the bag, for life. Rather than in the Bag for Life.

    merylhighground Wed, 09/06/2010 - 13:41
  • Well, each to their own, (and of course, any contributor to our little sewing circle is automatically given credit for levels of taste beyond the ken of the rest of mankind) but to me her 'music' is recycled tired dance-pop cliches.

    Her PR is an amalgam of wannabee shock / raiding Madonna's back catalogue so rapaciously it's painful. Basically masking the fact she's nothing more than a braying clothes horse, trudging the same 'ersatz sexy' path as every other pop diva around at present, except with more annoying pretension to some higher art form 'because she writes her own songs' and churns out 7 minute videos for 3 minute songs.

    Needless to say she's a cunt too, of course.

    jiggerycock Wed, 09/06/2010 - 11:21
  • Succinct & beautiful

    The Rev Jesse Custer Wed, 09/06/2010 - 10:36
  • That is exactly what I meant- she is very talented and I love her flamboyance, it is just that she does sometimes slip down the tired old route that Madonna has trampled to death- being 'shocking' for the sake of it. Madonna has to do it because she can't sing and can't write songs, LGG doesn't need to resort to pointless sensationalist tactics. That saying, this particular song is a bit rubbish.

    huxylady Wed, 09/06/2010 - 09:59
  • Have to defend Gaga there. Madonna is nothing more than a talentless cynic. Whatever you think of her music, Gaga writes her own stuff and is genuinely an oddball. More power to anyone who doesn't replicate the same boring shit that's been occupying the charts for the last ten years. Arctic Monkeys, Razorlight, Girls Aloud and the fucking Saturdays. Yawn.

    psammmead Wed, 09/06/2010 - 09:52
  • It is a shame really as she is a lot more naturally talented than old Madge. She is a pretty good singer and not a bad songwriter- I'd just like a bit less homage to the Material Girl.

    huxylady Wed, 09/06/2010 - 09:02
  • its boring :(

    dancingworm Wed, 09/06/2010 - 08:43
  • So - nothing close to the Madonna 'Like A Prayer' video then.

    She telegraphs her career moves so blatantly it's embarrassing.

    jiggerycock Wed, 09/06/2010 - 07:44
  • In your fucking dreams, you Commie cunt.

    huxylady Tue, 08/06/2010 - 19:20
  • And still continues, by all accounts, you fucking ho-bag

    koshmar Tue, 08/06/2010 - 19:12
  • Definitely some steampunk, definitely some futuristic S&M neo-Fascism, and a whole lot of Catholic Church-bothering going on there. I kind of like it, although it seems to be three different videos run together. The rubber nun's outfit, the cross strategically over the crotch, and the felating of the rosary were the highlights for me.

    Reminds me of the time I dressed up as a vaguely naughty nun (habit hitched up to reveal a black stocking, plus some red lippy and a ciggie for good measure) for sixth form rag week and some bloody woman doing her shopping with a wicker basket over her arm and a velvet alice band (you know the type) shouted at me that I was "Disgusting". Thing is, I was actually a very nice girl when I was 17- the disgusting stuff happened later.

    huxylady Tue, 08/06/2010 - 18:39
  • Definitely some steampunk, definitely some futuristic S&M neo-Fascism, and a whole lot of Catholic Church-bothering going on there. I kind of like it, although it seems to be three different videos run together. The rubber nun's outfit, the cross strategically over the crotch, and the felating of the rosary were the highlights for me.

    Reminds me of the time I dressed up as a vaguely naughty nun (habit hitched up to reveal a black stocking, plus some red lippy and a ciggie for good measure) for sixth form rag week and some bloody woman doing her shopping with a wicker basket over her arm and a velvet alice band (you know the type) shouted at me that I was "Disgusting". Thing is, I was actually a very nice girl when I was 17- the disgusting stuff happened later.

    huxylady Tue, 08/06/2010 - 18:39
  • And still continues, by all accounts, you fucking ho-bag

    koshmar Tue, 08/06/2010 - 19:12
  • In your fucking dreams, you Commie cunt.

    huxylady Tue, 08/06/2010 - 19:20
  • So - nothing close to the Madonna 'Like A Prayer' video then.

    She telegraphs her career moves so blatantly it's embarrassing.

    jiggerycock Wed, 09/06/2010 - 07:44
  • its boring :(

    dancingworm Wed, 09/06/2010 - 08:43
  • It is a shame really as she is a lot more naturally talented than old Madge. She is a pretty good singer and not a bad songwriter- I'd just like a bit less homage to the Material Girl.

    huxylady Wed, 09/06/2010 - 09:02
  • Have to defend Gaga there. Madonna is nothing more than a talentless cynic. Whatever you think of her music, Gaga writes her own stuff and is genuinely an oddball. More power to anyone who doesn't replicate the same boring shit that's been occupying the charts for the last ten years. Arctic Monkeys, Razorlight, Girls Aloud and the fucking Saturdays. Yawn.

    psammmead Wed, 09/06/2010 - 09:52
  • That is exactly what I meant- she is very talented and I love her flamboyance, it is just that she does sometimes slip down the tired old route that Madonna has trampled to death- being 'shocking' for the sake of it. Madonna has to do it because she can't sing and can't write songs, LGG doesn't need to resort to pointless sensationalist tactics. That saying, this particular song is a bit rubbish.

    huxylady Wed, 09/06/2010 - 09:59
  • Succinct & beautiful

    The Rev Jesse Custer Wed, 09/06/2010 - 10:36
  • Well, each to their own, (and of course, any contributor to our little sewing circle is automatically given credit for levels of taste beyond the ken of the rest of mankind) but to me her 'music' is recycled tired dance-pop cliches.

    Her PR is an amalgam of wannabee shock / raiding Madonna's back catalogue so rapaciously it's painful. Basically masking the fact she's nothing more than a braying clothes horse, trudging the same 'ersatz sexy' path as every other pop diva around at present, except with more annoying pretension to some higher art form 'because she writes her own songs' and churns out 7 minute videos for 3 minute songs.

    Needless to say she's a cunt too, of course.

    jiggerycock Wed, 09/06/2010 - 11:21
  • I heard this track on the weekend and thought it was the Eurovision winner from Germany (having not seen/heard the real one). Can't we get British nationality for her? This sort of stuff would mean Eurovision in the bag for life. In the bag, for life. Rather than in the Bag for Life.

    merylhighground Wed, 09/06/2010 - 13:41
  • Well, really isn't everyone? I think I know 3 people who aren't either a stupid cunt, a gormless cunt, a boring cunt or an annoying cunt... because they're not that much of a cunt and therefore don't fulfil my low expectations of them.

    psammmead Wed, 09/06/2010 - 19:15
  • I do like a bit of cliched pop sometimes, Jiggery. As much as I love all the lovely, intelligent and angry music in the world, occasionally I also just want a bit of mindless nonsense to dance around to. I really like the idea of this place as a particularly vicious knitting circle.

    huxylady Wed, 09/06/2010 - 20:05
  • I still think she's an unoriginal cunt

    koshmar Wed, 09/06/2010 - 23:42
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    danishsohail786 Fri, 20/05/2011 - 08:38

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