Yes, that ought to do the trick.
Vinnie said:
"Me and Jay have been talking about it for about a year. We were thinking The Snatch Bar or something like that down in Santa Monica. We're going to do it, it's just a question of us finding the time."
Wow, he's so close to Statham that he calls him 'Jay'. Fitting name for the bar too.
And if that didn't do the trick, Vinnie also claimed that he "just missed out" on a role in 'Inglourious Basterds', because, like, Quentin Tarantino is his neighbour in LA and Vinnie gave him "a little wave" just the other day. We thought he'd be first choice to star in a film about Jewish-American soldiers in Nazi-occupied France during the Second World War. In fact, Christoph Waltz stole that Golden Globe and Oscar nomination from under his nose.
But the final nail in coffin came when he admitted Alex Reid and Katie Price are coming to visit him and his wife in LA in March.
"They're gonna come over. She saw my wife Tanya at the party after the show. They exchanged numbers and are coming over in March. They're going to stay with us. When I first came in the house I was sure I was going to have a tear-up with him. But he was all right. As I said, he's a lovable prat."
As opposed to just a 'prat'. Who makes Alex Reid and Katie Price look popular.




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Can I be the first to say that there'd be no better residence for such a complete cunt as a place called the Snatch Bar
He's going to open a bar called "Snatch" ? jesus wept.....when you walk through the front door will you have to part a set of beef curtains to gain entry ? The man is a macaroon.
I expect he'll be branching out from the Snatch Bar into the G-Spot Lounge, a place that everyone has heard about but nobody knows where it is
I think a nightclub called The Perineum. Sounds classy don't you think?
i'd hang out in your perineum.
You can't get in there now. The episiotomy wound has healed. You'll have to be more traditional where you hang out 'in'. Nice offer though.
well, wherever.
Will there be a "smoking area" ?
After about half an hour.
Or in Mr Ah Trois' case, after about 35 seconds...