Vinnie Jones to open Snatch Bar with Jason Statham, fails to win over public

11 Vinnie Jones wearing a floral shirt Vinnie Jones after being evicted on Celebrity Big Brother advert Vinnie Jones in LA with wife Vinnie Jones entering Celebrity Big Brother house Vinnie Jones leaving the CBB house Vinnie Jones entering Celebrity Big Brother house advert Vinnie Jones at The Ivy with wife Tanya Vinnie Jones and wife Tanya Vinnie Jones lookign approachable Vinnie Jones getting booed

Vinnie Jones with wife Tanya

Snatch of the Day

Thu, 04/02/2010 - 13:32 by HM writer

Vinnie Jones is trying to win back public affection after coming across as a rather humourless and unpleasant twat on Celebrity Big Brother last month. And what better way to do it than boasting about being best friends with Jason Statham and announcing that you're both planning to open a pub along with another famous British actor. Is it Danny Dyer?

Yes, that ought to do the trick.

Vinnie said:

"Me and Jay have been talking about it for about a year. We were thinking The Snatch Bar or something like that down in Santa Monica. We're going to do it, it's just a question of us finding the time."

Wow, he's so close to Statham that he calls him 'Jay'. Fitting name for the bar too.

And if that didn't do the trick, Vinnie also claimed that he "just missed out" on a role in 'Inglourious Basterds', because, like, Quentin Tarantino is his neighbour in LA and Vinnie gave him "a little wave" just the other day. We thought he'd be first choice to star in a film about Jewish-American soldiers in Nazi-occupied France during the Second World War. In fact, Christoph Waltz stole that Golden Globe and Oscar nomination from under his nose.

But the final nail in coffin came when he admitted Alex Reid and Katie Price are coming to visit him and his wife in LA in March.

"They're gonna come over. She saw my wife Tanya at the party after the show. They exchanged numbers and are coming over in March. They're going to stay with us. When I first came in the house I was sure I was going to have a tear-up with him. But he was all right. As I said, he's a lovable prat."

As opposed to just a 'prat'. Who makes Alex Reid and Katie Price look popular.

Vinnie Jones pictures, Jason Statham, Vinnie Jones

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worldfire021 Wed, 18/08/2010 - 12:10
Snatch Bar? How about the Cunt Bar?

I think Vinnie, Alex Reid and his fake twat will all fit in nicely there.
gecko2 Sat, 06/02/2010 - 11:48
If he puts it in Tanya's name he can legitimately open his wife's snatch in public. That would be nice. We'd have to hope though that it didn't resemble the absolute mongrel in the background of picture 1.
PuddyTwat Fri, 05/02/2010 - 17:37
I know. It's a nightmare.
stella ah trois Thu, 04/02/2010 - 21:30
Forget the Snatch Bar: he's opening a celebrity bar in Santa Monica?

Wouldn't it help if he were actually a celebrity in the US, and not a completely random nobody?
blurgle Thu, 04/02/2010 - 21:30
Or in Mr Ah Trois' case, after about 35 seconds...
koshmar Thu, 04/02/2010 - 20:37
After about half an hour.
stella ah trois Thu, 04/02/2010 - 18:48
No Minxy always has a smile on her face. :)
stella ah trois Thu, 04/02/2010 - 18:44
Will there be a "smoking area" ?
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No its mingybbw after shedding about half a tonne
grippersteb Thu, 04/02/2010 - 17:49
well, wherever.
unseemlydogposture Thu, 04/02/2010 - 17:23
You can't get in there now. The episiotomy wound has healed. You'll have to be more traditional where you hang out 'in'. Nice offer though.
stella ah trois Thu, 04/02/2010 - 17:22
Compare and contrast with pic 4. She looks like a teaching assistant on her hols in Bridport. Can it be the same woman? Mopsa says it is so it must be...
stella ah trois Thu, 04/02/2010 - 17:02
i'd hang out in your perineum.
unseemlydogposture Thu, 04/02/2010 - 17:01
I think a nightclub called The Perineum. Sounds classy don't you think?
stella ah trois Thu, 04/02/2010 - 16:59
I expect he'll be branching out from the Snatch Bar into the G-Spot Lounge, a place that everyone has heard about but nobody knows where it is
merylhighground Thu, 04/02/2010 - 16:23
Just behind his wife, is that Thumb Man in drag?
hamstir Thu, 04/02/2010 - 15:40
His wife is really quite terrifying. It's as if her face is almost entirely made of botox.
tescopop Thu, 04/02/2010 - 15:33
Ha ha - yes! Pic 6. Perhaps they have the same mum picking out their clothes.
stella ah trois Thu, 04/02/2010 - 15:05
and he looks like he's nicked one of Alex Reid's t-shirts
slug Thu, 04/02/2010 - 15:00
He's going to open a bar called "Snatch" ? jesus wept.....when you walk through the front door will you have to part a set of beef curtains to gain entry ? The man is a macaroon.
MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 04/02/2010 - 14:49
Can I be the first to say that there'd be no better residence for such a complete cunt as a place called the Snatch Bar
merylhighground Thu, 04/02/2010 - 14:22

Can I be the first to say that there'd be no better residence for such a complete cunt as a place called the Snatch Bar
merylhighground Thu, 04/02/2010 - 14:22
He's going to open a bar called "Snatch" ? jesus wept.....when you walk through the front door will you have to part a set of beef curtains to gain entry ? The man is a macaroon.
MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 04/02/2010 - 14:49
and he looks like he's nicked one of Alex Reid's t-shirts
slug Thu, 04/02/2010 - 15:00
Ha ha - yes! Pic 6. Perhaps they have the same mum picking out their clothes.
stella ah trois Thu, 04/02/2010 - 15:05
His wife is really quite terrifying. It's as if her face is almost entirely made of botox.
tescopop Thu, 04/02/2010 - 15:33
Just behind his wife, is that Thumb Man in drag?
hamstir Thu, 04/02/2010 - 15:40
I expect he'll be branching out from the Snatch Bar into the G-Spot Lounge, a place that everyone has heard about but nobody knows where it is
merylhighground Thu, 04/02/2010 - 16:23
I think a nightclub called The Perineum. Sounds classy don't you think?
stella ah trois Thu, 04/02/2010 - 16:59
i'd hang out in your perineum.
unseemlydogposture Thu, 04/02/2010 - 17:01
Compare and contrast with pic 4. She looks like a teaching assistant on her hols in Bridport. Can it be the same woman? Mopsa says it is so it must be...
stella ah trois Thu, 04/02/2010 - 17:02
You can't get in there now. The episiotomy wound has healed. You'll have to be more traditional where you hang out 'in'. Nice offer though.
stella ah trois Thu, 04/02/2010 - 17:22
well, wherever.
unseemlydogposture Thu, 04/02/2010 - 17:23
No its mingybbw after shedding about half a tonne
grippersteb Thu, 04/02/2010 - 17:49
Will there be a "smoking area" ?
MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 04/02/2010 - 17:52
No Minxy always has a smile on her face. :)
stella ah trois Thu, 04/02/2010 - 18:44
After about half an hour.
stella ah trois Thu, 04/02/2010 - 18:48
Or in Mr Ah Trois' case, after about 35 seconds...
koshmar Thu, 04/02/2010 - 20:37
Forget the Snatch Bar: he's opening a celebrity bar in Santa Monica?

Wouldn't it help if he were actually a celebrity in the US, and not a completely random nobody?
blurgle Thu, 04/02/2010 - 21:30
I know. It's a nightmare.
stella ah trois Thu, 04/02/2010 - 21:30
If he puts it in Tanya's name he can legitimately open his wife's snatch in public. That would be nice. We'd have to hope though that it didn't resemble the absolute mongrel in the background of picture 1.
PuddyTwat Fri, 05/02/2010 - 17:37
Snatch Bar? How about the Cunt Bar?

I think Vinnie, Alex Reid and his fake twat will all fit in nicely there.
gecko2 Sat, 06/02/2010 - 11:48
The dancers are fine with being moved, this was the plan and has always been part of the performance.

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