He's behind you!
Thu, 10/09/2009 - 11:12 by Metrosexual

Good grief, how much free booze can these pesky celebs put away in a week? Blinking shit loads by the looks of things.

David Walliams did a no doubt "hilarious" turn at the St Martin's Lane Hotel 10th birthday bash. He probably said "Computer says no" a couple of times! Hahahaha! Oh stop it Dave! Our sides have split!

Other freeloading skanks pillars of the celebrity community including Kelly Osbourne, Miquita Oliver (obv not a v exclusive bash) Peaches Geldof (zzzzz) Donna Air (ha)  George Lamb and Duncan James drank the night away.

Walliams was snapped leaving at the same time as knicker model Rosie Huntington Whiteley. Let's hope she didn't give the smug comic a personal pants show.  

  • Walliams must be the most ligging, irritating, precious and self-absorbed cunt this side of Katie Price. You just know he's going to be the most boring and punchable twat at any party, insisting on being the centre of fucking attention at all times. Yes, Dave, no-one cares whether you're straight, gay or a fucking Pisces. Just fuck off

    Blartmonster Thu, 10/09/2009 - 17:45
  • surely the best way to host an event, get oodles of publicity, and the possibility of some decent celebs turning up, is to announce on the tickets that Oliver(s), Allen(s), Osbourne(s), Walliams are actually BARRED from said event. simples, surely?

    elegantlywasted Thu, 10/09/2009 - 15:38
  • Walliams aways looks like he stinks. Tracy Emin too.

    I'm sorry, what were we talking about?

    jiggerycock Thu, 10/09/2009 - 14:49
  • Walliams aways looks like he stinks. Tracy Emin too.

    I'm sorry, what were we talking about?

    jiggerycock Thu, 10/09/2009 - 14:49
  • surely the best way to host an event, get oodles of publicity, and the possibility of some decent celebs turning up, is to announce on the tickets that Oliver(s), Allen(s), Osbourne(s), Walliams are actually BARRED from said event. simples, surely?

    elegantlywasted Thu, 10/09/2009 - 15:38
  • Walliams must be the most ligging, irritating, precious and self-absorbed cunt this side of Katie Price. You just know he's going to be the most boring and punchable twat at any party, insisting on being the centre of fucking attention at all times. Yes, Dave, no-one cares whether you're straight, gay or a fucking Pisces. Just fuck off

    Blartmonster Thu, 10/09/2009 - 17:45

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