It's a Sunday morning. You have to provide the public with the latest, most up-to-date celebrity gossip and scandal.... there isn't any. What do you do? Why, you lift that good old ban of The Saturdays, and mock pictures of them, McFly, JLS and other equally irritating popstars while slitting your wrists and stabbing yourself in the eye with an HB pencil.

This gallery is a guaranteed hit, however. Because not only are all the people pictured in it annoying twats, but they are all looking and acting like annoying twats as well. The perfect combination. See, you're going to love this!

This lot were performing at the 'In: Demand - Live' concert in Glasgow and the pictures show them prancing about Heathrow Airport (cue someone making a a joke along the lines of "Where's Al Qaeda when you need 'em?"), on their way home after another evening of expert lip-synching.

There are a number of things (countless, actually) that piss us off about these photos. In no particular order, here's our top 5:

1. The hats
1.1 Bad
1.2 Badder
1.3 Baddest

2. The vomit-inducing, definitely-not-for-the-camera chumminess of the members of McFly and the members of The Saturdays. See here, here and here.

3. The off-the-scale cunt factor of this new boyband, 'The Wanted'.

4. The ever-worsening dress-sense of JLS.

5. Diana Vickers, obviously.

Had enough? Us too.