Wayne and Coleen Rooney to star in reality show

Wayne's World
Thu, 16/07/2009 - 08:56 by HM writer
Prince and Princess Shrek are reportedly in talks with Sky One to star in their very own reality TV show, set to be called Wayne's World (which is the only part that has our blessing so far).Please God don't let Coleen do a Kerry and give birth on film....

Now that Katie Price and Peter Andre are about to divorce and Jade Goody has died, that huge, gaping, reality void will be filled with the most intimate details of Wayne and Coleen's day-to-day life.

Highlights are said to include Coleen shopping, Coleen getting more pregnant and Coleen arguing with Wayne.

A source said:

It's a big step for Wayne to let the cameras in. It won't be too intrusive. Anything they don't like will hit the cutting-room floor.

Sky One have since confirmed that they are currently "in talks" about broadcasting the show.

Cue Peter Andre and Katie Price getting back together so the Rooney's don't steal their thunder...

Reality TV, Coleen Rooney, Wayne Rooney

Comments

  • I see cunty chops still likes deleting comments for no reason whatsofuckingever?

    Fucksocks09 Thu, 16/07/2009 - 14:45

  • You know that British society has totally gone to ratshit when they give prime time telly to Mr and Mrs Numbnut Neanderthal

    Blartmonster Thu, 16/07/2009 - 13:41

  • Just think, if Wayne was shit at football we'd never have heard of her. Wayne, you're a cunt.

    dandyboy Thu, 16/07/2009 - 12:17

  • The only thing I want to see hitting the cutting room floor is Wayne. With an axe in his head.

    sickofcelebs Thu, 16/07/2009 - 11:26

  • hahahahaha

    Mr. HM Thu, 16/07/2009 - 10:30

  • Cant wait to see this perhaps they will give us tips on how to servive the credit crunch on second thoughts fuck it Im going to hit the telly with a sledghammer and claim off the insurance

    carbon cowboy Thu, 16/07/2009 - 10:16

  • A thick scouse shaved ape and a shit thick shelf stacker who got fucking lucky.
    ITV's prime time no doubt.

    Henry_McCarty Thu, 16/07/2009 - 09:56

  • A thick scouse shaved ape and a shit thick shelf stacker who got fucking lucky.
    ITV's prime time no doubt.

    Henry_McCarty Thu, 16/07/2009 - 09:56

  • Cant wait to see this perhaps they will give us tips on how to servive the credit crunch on second thoughts fuck it Im going to hit the telly with a sledghammer and claim off the insurance

    carbon cowboy Thu, 16/07/2009 - 10:16

  • hahahahaha

    Mr. HM Thu, 16/07/2009 - 10:30

  • The only thing I want to see hitting the cutting room floor is Wayne. With an axe in his head.

    sickofcelebs Thu, 16/07/2009 - 11:26

  • Just think, if Wayne was shit at football we'd never have heard of her. Wayne, you're a cunt.

    dandyboy Thu, 16/07/2009 - 12:17

  • You know that British society has totally gone to ratshit when they give prime time telly to Mr and Mrs Numbnut Neanderthal

    Blartmonster Thu, 16/07/2009 - 13:41

  • I see cunty chops still likes deleting comments for no reason whatsofuckingever?

    Fucksocks09 Thu, 16/07/2009 - 14:45

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