Wayne Rooney has a hair transplant to cure his baldness, we can't wait for the photos

Back when Wayne Rooney had his precious hair

Hair we go, hair we go, hair we go

Sun, 05/06/2011 - 09:09 by

Usually if we heard that a 'Rooney' had spent thousands of pounds on a new hairdo, our minds would jump straight to Coleen. However, in this particular story it's Wayne who booked himself the pricey hair appointment. But the only hair Wayne Rooney has are his eyebrows and pubes, you ask? Exactly! Wayne wasn't just getting any old haircut... he was getting a hair transplant to cover his freckly slap head. And we can't wait until he takes his cap off, because he's going to look fucking ridiculous.

Rooney was spotted sneaking out of the Queen Anne Street Medial Centre in London on Thursday, with his head concealed by a hoodie and a baseball cap - sparking rumours that he'd been up to some John Travolta-esque behaviour (no, not that).

Anyway, he has now made our weekend by confirming on Twitter that he had indeed gone to the clinic to get some new locks stiched onto the top of his bald head. We can't imagine this is going to look anything but hilarious. Wayne said on Twitter:

"Just to confirm to all my followers I have had a hair transplant. I was going bald at 25 why not. I'm delighted with the result.

It's still a bit bruised and swollen when it dies down u will be first to see it. Anyone recommend any good hair gel. Haha and I had it done in Harley street hair clinic London. Thanks to all the staff who looked after me."

Fair play to him. He's actually trying to be genuinely sincere about what is going to be an even more ridiculous looking head of hair than Boris Johnson. We guess if it looks that silly he could always buy one of Robbie Williams' new flat caps.

So what does everyone else think about Wayne's new do?

His wife Coleen tweeted: "Hiya!! Yes waynes had his hair done! His own decision not me asking him, like alot are saying!! Pleased for him and it will look great x" Inside she's dying and already filing the divorce papers.

His teammate Rio Ferdinand said: "just don't go down the wearing a alice band route!! You'll be doing head&shoulders adverts soon! Hope its gone ok Good luck lad"

We are seriously excited to see Wayne Rooney's hair, and want to be there when he takes off his cap for the first time and Coleen and Kai both bite their lips in a struggle to contain their laughter.

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Comments

I posted this in the corner originally, and it hasn't been invigilated or some shit, so:

let the bitching begin!
hahahahhahhhhaaaaahahahaahahahahahahaahaaaaaaaaahaahahahah-breathe-whooo-aaahahahaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Of all the pointless exercises! While his hair was reminiscent of a Jeremy Kyle guest, so was the rest of him! Why start with the hair? Did it not occur to his people to do, oh I dont know, the tombstone teeth, sundamaged skin, Miss Piggy nose, Shrek ears, voice, vocabulary and diction, intellect, manners and comportment... Harley Street have seen the ugly brass-addicted cunt coming!
GretaBritain Mon, 06/06/2011 - 10:35
hee hee
GretaBritain Sun, 05/06/2011 - 14:58
True that. I can't even imagine what it's like to go bald ever, let alone at 25. My mate has a serious bald patch, and he's only 22. He seems quite chipper about it, but I'm sure he cries himself to sleep.

If Mr Tescopop went bald, I'd probably leave him. He has really nice hair.
tescopop Sun, 05/06/2011 - 14:27
If you can afford it, then why not? No 25 year-old wants Alan Shearer's hairline.
kendoddsdadsdogsdead Sun, 05/06/2011 - 13:13
I hope he's had it done properly and it doesn't look like some old granny's minge on his head...mind you, that won't be the first time he's experienced that...
mrsmoon Sun, 05/06/2011 - 09:46
Hope it's red..not because of any anti-ginger sensibilities, but because his resemblance to an orangutan will then be complete..
j-ster Sun, 05/06/2011 - 09:23

Hope it's red..not because of any anti-ginger sensibilities, but because his resemblance to an orangutan will then be complete..
j-ster Sun, 05/06/2011 - 09:23
I hope he's had it done properly and it doesn't look like some old granny's minge on his head...mind you, that won't be the first time he's experienced that...
mrsmoon Sun, 05/06/2011 - 09:46
If you can afford it, then why not? No 25 year-old wants Alan Shearer's hairline.
kendoddsdadsdogsdead Sun, 05/06/2011 - 13:13
True that. I can't even imagine what it's like to go bald ever, let alone at 25. My mate has a serious bald patch, and he's only 22. He seems quite chipper about it, but I'm sure he cries himself to sleep.

If Mr Tescopop went bald, I'd probably leave him. He has really nice hair.
tescopop Sun, 05/06/2011 - 14:27
hee hee
GretaBritain Sun, 05/06/2011 - 14:58
I posted this in the corner originally, and it hasn't been invigilated or some shit, so:

let the bitching begin!
hahahahhahhhhaaaaahahahaahahahahahahaahaaaaaaaaahaahahahah-breathe-whooo-aaahahahaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Of all the pointless exercises! While his hair was reminiscent of a Jeremy Kyle guest, so was the rest of him! Why start with the hair? Did it not occur to his people to do, oh I dont know, the tombstone teeth, sundamaged skin, Miss Piggy nose, Shrek ears, voice, vocabulary and diction, intellect, manners and comportment... Harley Street have seen the ugly brass-addicted cunt coming!
GretaBritain Mon, 06/06/2011 - 10:35