Wayne Rooney prostitute: She only charged the ugly ones, loads of new photos of her here

Jennifer Thompson or Juicy Jeni or whatever.

That'll be £1200 a pop please sir!

Wed, 08/09/2010 - 09:58 by Mr. HM

Jennifer Thompson, or Juicy Jeni to her mates, only charged ugly players for sex. The one's she fancied got a freebie. Wayne Rooney allegedly paid �8,400 over a period of four months for the pleasure. Still, at least she's clever enough not to put a load of "saucy" pics up on the internet! Right? Oh...

Yup, a friend came forward to the Daily Star and suggested that because Wayne resembles a Cabbage Patch Doll that's been swung about by it's ears then covered in Nutella and thrown into a nest of mice, she charged him as much as she thought she could get away with.

"If she thought they were hot, she'd happily do it for nothing, but she didn't turn away footballers she wasn't so knocked out by.

Instead, she'd just charge them, either in cash or gifts. I guess it was like an ugly tax. She thought it was hilarious and loved telling us all what she'd got up to and for how much."

Here are loads of mostly new pics of Juicy Jeni or whatever you want to call her. She has a brilliant inability to pull her pants up properly hasn't she? Standby Mahiki and Bijous, as soon as she's finished off the marriage (as it appears she will) she'll be there like a shot. She looks like the kind of girl who'd enjoy a sparkler in a bottle of Pomagne.

But I digress, the pics. She's ticked every "party girl prozzie" box in these:

Pretend Lezbo kissing for the lads! CHECK!
It's Halloween, hhmmm what to wear? SLUTTY CAT OUTFIT CHECK!
Don't take pictures of me in my underwear!!! (please take pictures of me in my underwear)
Inexplicable almost crotch shot which is actually quite unhygenic when performed near kitchen utensils? HELL YEAH!

Our little brother, Goaly Moly, has a load more for you to have a gander at - so get stuck in!

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Comments

Love the dirty oven gloves in pic 31. Pure class !
arthurport Fri, 10/09/2010 - 08:14
I get you Rev. There are some agencies that have models on the books. They cater to every type of girl a man could want. They usually have women that look like celebrities, uni grads (for men that need them for more than one night), women who don't shop at Topshop (or get their pants at Primark, looking at you Ronaldo). and Rooney pays for a slapper he could have gotten for free at any WAG bar.

Oh well he's a Footie player, they have no class, what do you expect?
mirabellebuttersfield Wed, 08/09/2010 - 22:59
hmm - she does resemble Sophie Webster in Picture 2 - perhaps this is a subtle attempt at the actress trying to prove that life doesn't imitate art..... I have zero sympathy for that bloated tramp coleen though.... I mean she is one very small rung up the ladder from being a hooker herself "so coleen, what was it that first attracted you to grannyshagging millionaire Wayne Rooney¬????"
bristle Wed, 08/09/2010 - 17:14
Wonder if she wishes she'd used that rope before all this broke loose and the whole country was calling her a slag...
GretaBritain Wed, 08/09/2010 - 17:13
So she's not actually a prostitute in the 'professional' sense? Just some ho-bag slut?
Ronnie Rarko Wed, 08/09/2010 - 16:43
Hell no ! that's exactly what I'm looking to avoid.....what I'm getting at is that he could get hold of some naturally beautiful brass without all the fake tan and hair extensions and acrylic nails (which I'll bet our lass above has in spades) and yet he's gone for this. I'm not saying she's unattractive, hell I might have even given her a spin (before I found out she was a dirty hooker) but Rooney is earning MILLIONS and yet he doesn't have the imagination to look past his local "wannabe WAG bar" to find himself a bit of extra marital poon-tang........I'm railing at his lack of ambition and general poor effort in the harlot stakes.
The Rev Jesse Custer Wed, 08/09/2010 - 13:48
quite like that she's an average looking tart.

or are you expecting some over done tart from snog, marry, avoid?
merkin Wed, 08/09/2010 - 13:41
Forget the winnie the pooh shot, why is there a 'know your roadsigns' poster in the background of pic 14?

Its quite possibly the last thing you'd expect in her "funzone", unless it's to help her find the most discreet streets for 'park and bonk' *sniggers* ..bonk...
topguntop Wed, 08/09/2010 - 12:12
Haaaa! Minge singe!!!! Silly tart.
tescopop Wed, 08/09/2010 - 11:58
Do you know what Wayne I'm fucking disappointed in you and no it's not because you've cheated on your pilsbury dough-boy wife (she knew what she was signing up to), no it's much worse than that......You're fucking minted pal, I mean silly rich, so it follows that even a spud-faced mutant like yourself would be able to get a fucking knock-out hooker. I'm talking gorgeous face, amazing tits, fantatstic figure (and probably a bit more discreet) but no you have to go for this fairly plain sponge faced bint with an alright figure and crap jubblies.

Just remember George Best bedded Miss World and you've bedded Miss Kwik-Save. Stupid fucking scouse prick.
The Rev Jesse Custer Wed, 08/09/2010 - 10:47
That one with the Aga and her legs up - surely she's going to singe her, you know, minge?

And the sexy dance with a giant Winnie the Poo in shot is a bit creepy (I think it's Winnie. It's not Wayne is it???).

Talking of poo, as for the one where she's bent over, waiting to take it up the you know, with the head cropped off... I think she might have self respect issues. She shagged Wayne, you say, and we knew that already? Check.
Celeb Hater Wed, 08/09/2010 - 10:37

That one with the Aga and her legs up - surely she's going to singe her, you know, minge?

And the sexy dance with a giant Winnie the Poo in shot is a bit creepy (I think it's Winnie. It's not Wayne is it???).

Talking of poo, as for the one where she's bent over, waiting to take it up the you know, with the head cropped off... I think she might have self respect issues. She shagged Wayne, you say, and we knew that already? Check.
Celeb Hater Wed, 08/09/2010 - 10:37
Do you know what Wayne I'm fucking disappointed in you and no it's not because you've cheated on your pilsbury dough-boy wife (she knew what she was signing up to), no it's much worse than that......You're fucking minted pal, I mean silly rich, so it follows that even a spud-faced mutant like yourself would be able to get a fucking knock-out hooker. I'm talking gorgeous face, amazing tits, fantatstic figure (and probably a bit more discreet) but no you have to go for this fairly plain sponge faced bint with an alright figure and crap jubblies.

Just remember George Best bedded Miss World and you've bedded Miss Kwik-Save. Stupid fucking scouse prick.
The Rev Jesse Custer Wed, 08/09/2010 - 10:47
Haaaa! Minge singe!!!! Silly tart.
tescopop Wed, 08/09/2010 - 11:58
Forget the winnie the pooh shot, why is there a 'know your roadsigns' poster in the background of pic 14?

Its quite possibly the last thing you'd expect in her "funzone", unless it's to help her find the most discreet streets for 'park and bonk' *sniggers* ..bonk...
topguntop Wed, 08/09/2010 - 12:12
quite like that she's an average looking tart.

or are you expecting some over done tart from snog, marry, avoid?
merkin Wed, 08/09/2010 - 13:41
Hell no ! that's exactly what I'm looking to avoid.....what I'm getting at is that he could get hold of some naturally beautiful brass without all the fake tan and hair extensions and acrylic nails (which I'll bet our lass above has in spades) and yet he's gone for this. I'm not saying she's unattractive, hell I might have even given her a spin (before I found out she was a dirty hooker) but Rooney is earning MILLIONS and yet he doesn't have the imagination to look past his local "wannabe WAG bar" to find himself a bit of extra marital poon-tang........I'm railing at his lack of ambition and general poor effort in the harlot stakes.
The Rev Jesse Custer Wed, 08/09/2010 - 13:48
So she's not actually a prostitute in the 'professional' sense? Just some ho-bag slut?
Ronnie Rarko Wed, 08/09/2010 - 16:43
Wonder if she wishes she'd used that rope before all this broke loose and the whole country was calling her a slag...
GretaBritain Wed, 08/09/2010 - 17:13
hmm - she does resemble Sophie Webster in Picture 2 - perhaps this is a subtle attempt at the actress trying to prove that life doesn't imitate art..... I have zero sympathy for that bloated tramp coleen though.... I mean she is one very small rung up the ladder from being a hooker herself "so coleen, what was it that first attracted you to grannyshagging millionaire Wayne Rooney¬????"
bristle Wed, 08/09/2010 - 17:14
I get you Rev. There are some agencies that have models on the books. They cater to every type of girl a man could want. They usually have women that look like celebrities, uni grads (for men that need them for more than one night), women who don't shop at Topshop (or get their pants at Primark, looking at you Ronaldo). and Rooney pays for a slapper he could have gotten for free at any WAG bar.

Oh well he's a Footie player, they have no class, what do you expect?
mirabellebuttersfield Wed, 08/09/2010 - 22:59
Love the dirty oven gloves in pic 31. Pure class !
arthurport Fri, 10/09/2010 - 08:14