Wayne Rooney relaxes after World Cup, doesn't know how to put on sun lotion

8Wayne Rooney playing a round of golfWayne Rooney looking fitadvertWayne RooneyWayne Rooney takes a swingWayne Rooney relaxingWayne Rooney's sweaty arseadvertWayne Rooney wins over the ladies

Wayne Rooney looking like Shrek on a hot dayWayne Rooney looking like Shrek on a hot day

PHWOARRRRRR!!!!!!
Sat, 03/07/2010 - 12:57 by HM writer

Aside from our heartbreaking disappointment that Paris Hilton will not be spending life in a cell in South Africa, it's another slow, slow news day. So to cheer you all up, we've spoiled you with some sexy pictures of Wayne Rooney's sweaty face (we don't think you've rubbed in the lotion properly, mate!) to help salvage your weekend. Enjoy!

You're welcome...

Wayne Rooney

Wayne Rooney pictures, Wayne Rooney

Comments

  • Replica cheap NFL jerseys are becoming rapidly popular as regular attire.You will notice many teenagers donning a Bill Russell or Oscar. Robertson jersey in pubs, colleges and discos.In fact, NHL jerseys even individuals who are not MLB jerseys fans have started wearing these jerseys as a style statement.are only the beginning in terms of what you can expect to find online now.

    weed Wed, 14/07/2010 - 04:42

  • 2010 New Style Links of London Jewellery On Sale.Buy Links of London Charm Get Free Pendant & Buy Links of London Bracelet
    Links Of London
    Links OF London jewelry
    Other shiny gift ideas can be found at Links of London.Fine jewelry and gifts from us, your store for
    Links London
    Links of London Charm
    Links of London Necklace
    tiffany jewellery
    tiffany and co
    find Tiffany & Co Silver Jewelry,you can buy cheap Tiffany silver.All jewelry come with Tiffany package.
    tiffany

    wowwow Tue, 06/07/2010 - 11:05

  • I'm in Barbados so this picture's pretty apt.
    And what a backwards looking boy Wayne is. Thank fuck he can kick a ball otherwise he'd be rocking around in special needs.

    PuddyTwat Mon, 05/07/2010 - 01:54

  • Jesus that Colleen has earned a £5m villa in Barbados - having to wake up next to that every morning.

    shitthebed Sun, 04/07/2010 - 10:35

  • That's a powerful shot...

    stella ah trois Sun, 04/07/2010 - 07:35

  • He was aiming for the goal and hit his forehead instead.

    debouched Sun, 04/07/2010 - 06:22

  • Must have been the traditional Farewell Bukkake from his teammates.

    allmouthandtrousers Sat, 03/07/2010 - 22:49

  • Poor old Wayne. Has he pissed himself backwards? Bless.

    PuddyTwat Sat, 03/07/2010 - 21:36

  • I reckon that, when his wife doesn't pay him attention, he draws on the walls with crayon or something.

    retrovertigo Sat, 03/07/2010 - 21:05

  • I cant even be arsed to make up a sarcastic remark.
    This man is a full on SPAZ, isn't he?

    GretaBritain Sat, 03/07/2010 - 20:16

  • That's got to be a bird shit surely?

    dandyboy Sat, 03/07/2010 - 16:42

  • That's got to be a bird shit surely?

    dandyboy Sat, 03/07/2010 - 16:42

  • I cant even be arsed to make up a sarcastic remark.
    This man is a full on SPAZ, isn't he?

    GretaBritain Sat, 03/07/2010 - 20:16

  • I reckon that, when his wife doesn't pay him attention, he draws on the walls with crayon or something.

    retrovertigo Sat, 03/07/2010 - 21:05

  • Poor old Wayne. Has he pissed himself backwards? Bless.

    PuddyTwat Sat, 03/07/2010 - 21:36

  • Must have been the traditional Farewell Bukkake from his teammates.

    allmouthandtrousers Sat, 03/07/2010 - 22:49

  • He was aiming for the goal and hit his forehead instead.

    debouched Sun, 04/07/2010 - 06:22

  • That's a powerful shot...

    stella ah trois Sun, 04/07/2010 - 07:35

  • Jesus that Colleen has earned a £5m villa in Barbados - having to wake up next to that every morning.

    shitthebed Sun, 04/07/2010 - 10:35

  • I'm in Barbados so this picture's pretty apt.
    And what a backwards looking boy Wayne is. Thank fuck he can kick a ball otherwise he'd be rocking around in special needs.

    PuddyTwat Mon, 05/07/2010 - 01:54

  • 2010 New Style Links of London Jewellery On Sale.Buy Links of London Charm Get Free Pendant & Buy Links of London Bracelet
    Links Of London
    Links OF London jewelry
    Other shiny gift ideas can be found at Links of London.Fine jewelry and gifts from us, your store for
    Links London
    Links of London Charm
    Links of London Necklace
    tiffany jewellery
    tiffany and co
    find Tiffany & Co Silver Jewelry,you can buy cheap Tiffany silver.All jewelry come with Tiffany package.
    tiffany

    wowwow Tue, 06/07/2010 - 11:05

  • Replica cheap NFL jerseys are becoming rapidly popular as regular attire.You will notice many teenagers donning a Bill Russell or Oscar. Robertson jersey in pubs, colleges and discos.In fact, NHL jerseys even individuals who are not MLB jerseys fans have started wearing these jerseys as a style statement.are only the beginning in terms of what you can expect to find online now.

    weed Wed, 14/07/2010 - 04:42

Related Stories

Article Timeline