Westfield opens 'Grown Up Grotto', we decide to go shopping elsewhere

Santa's Grot

Tue, 15/12/2009 - 15:51 by HM writer

Westfield shopping centre is celebrating Christmas with an adult only 'Grown Up Grotto' (a bit like a festive brothel) so now everyone in and around London's Shepherd's Bush can have a taste of a Tiger Woods Christmazzzzzzzzzz. And it's good to see that Lee Ryan has finally found himself some work...

We're not really sure what goes on inside, apart from a lot of awkwardness and not knowing where to put your hands. And the fear of bumping into Alex Reid or the Cheeky Girls clasping a load of mistletoe...

It's open for this weekend only - and be sure to bring down the in-laws! We'll think we'll give it a miss this year, and pop to the Dreams Sauna and Massage Parlour down the road instead...

Comments

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bryan Wed, 16/12/2009 - 13:15
christ i thought it said Westlife. this is as bad, however.
The name Bagpuss is already taken Wed, 16/12/2009 - 00:25
Tattooed nipple guy looks well dodgy. Don't let your kids near that shifty git.
whereswaldo Tue, 15/12/2009 - 23:55
This is worse than a non-story, FFS this is capitalism gone fucking stupid. Whose corporate cock are you sucking now, eh?
Blartmonster Tue, 15/12/2009 - 19:35
I'm sorry but how exactly is this a story ? I mean I know it's a slow news day Mr HM but are you telling me that an advert for Westfield is the best thing that you could come up ?? Jesus fucking Christ just make something up man ! never used to bother you in the old days.....
MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 15/12/2009 - 16:46

I'm sorry but how exactly is this a story ? I mean I know it's a slow news day Mr HM but are you telling me that an advert for Westfield is the best thing that you could come up ?? Jesus fucking Christ just make something up man ! never used to bother you in the old days.....
MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 15/12/2009 - 16:46
This is worse than a non-story, FFS this is capitalism gone fucking stupid. Whose corporate cock are you sucking now, eh?
Blartmonster Tue, 15/12/2009 - 19:35
Tattooed nipple guy looks well dodgy. Don't let your kids near that shifty git.
whereswaldo Tue, 15/12/2009 - 23:55
christ i thought it said Westlife. this is as bad, however.
The name Bagpuss is already taken Wed, 16/12/2009 - 00:25
Looks like Westfield hired some london escorts to dress up !
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