The Saturdays at the Capital FM Jingle Bell Ball
Jingle bell-ends
Sun, 06/12/2009 - 10:12 by Harry BowWe're not really sure what the Capital FM Jingle Bell Ball is, but it makes us miss the Smash Hit Poll Winners Party...
Not that the show's host, Johnny Vaughn, deserved an on-stage assault - at least he's done to his hair what Jude Law should've years ago.
Meanwhile, The Saturdays went for the same theme that Paris Hilton chose last week - although minus the Santa part. Sugababes modelled a more festive tin-foil look. Miley Cyrus was delighted to be in London after lying on a beach in a bikini just two days ago and Jedward were just happy to have something to do again on a Saturday night. Elsewhere, there was Tinchy Stryder, NDubz, Jordin Sparks, the Noisettes, Taio Cruz and Westlife.
We're not surprised that Lily Allen took one look at the line-up and called in sick.
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I have the immense pleasure in informing you that I have never heard a song by the Saturdays. All I know of them is these 5 truly desperate tarts from Essex are trying hard to get noticed. Parasites.
I saw the show and thought who the fuck is that total spastic, wannabe rapper borderline special needs? is this numpty supposed to represent the young generation? if so, then we're doomed.
...and Tinchy Stryder looking a lot like Stevie Wonder there...
Goodness me - I hope The Saturdays remembered to take their coats.
The drummer and bassist look particularly cold!! lol.
Christ, the Saturdays really need to put some clothes on. It's December, fer gawd's sake.
Flesh coloured fishnet tights are never a good idea.
Sweet mercy.
And this is representative of the generation that will take over the world.
I'd be worried if I wasn't so resigned to it all.
I don't get it. Don't girls usually get quite annoyed when they turn up to something and someone else is wearing the same outfit? If that's the case, then why are The Saturdays all in their kecks? Are they that under the thumb of their record company that they're obliged to dress the same not just on stage, but whenever more than one of them is in the same room?
Who told them it was a good look, I mean in the middle of winter come on.
"We're not surprised that Lily Allen took one look at the line-up and called in sick."
Why? That desperate cunt would turn up at the opening of a shithouse door...
Talking of desperate, the Saturdays play the desperate card and dress like... oooh, 5 desperate slappers on the piss in Basildon
Agreed. Skip to 1:48.
"N-Dubz", no less.
Is "Dappy" not the most retarded man in pop music?
"N-Dubz", no less.
Is "Dappy" not the most retarded man in pop music?
Agreed. Skip to 1:48.
"We're not surprised that Lily Allen took one look at the line-up and called in sick."
Why? That desperate cunt would turn up at the opening of a shithouse door...
Talking of desperate, the Saturdays play the desperate card and dress like... oooh, 5 desperate slappers on the piss in Basildon
Who told them it was a good look, I mean in the middle of winter come on.
I don't get it. Don't girls usually get quite annoyed when they turn up to something and someone else is wearing the same outfit? If that's the case, then why are The Saturdays all in their kecks? Are they that under the thumb of their record company that they're obliged to dress the same not just on stage, but whenever more than one of them is in the same room?
Sweet mercy.
And this is representative of the generation that will take over the world.
I'd be worried if I wasn't so resigned to it all.
Flesh coloured fishnet tights are never a good idea.
Christ, the Saturdays really need to put some clothes on. It's December, fer gawd's sake.
Goodness me - I hope The Saturdays remembered to take their coats.
The drummer and bassist look particularly cold!! lol.
...and Tinchy Stryder looking a lot like Stevie Wonder there...
I saw the show and thought who the fuck is that total spastic, wannabe rapper borderline special needs? is this numpty supposed to represent the young generation? if so, then we're doomed.
I have the immense pleasure in informing you that I have never heard a song by the Saturdays. All I know of them is these 5 truly desperate tarts from Essex are trying hard to get noticed. Parasites.
"I saw my mother-in-law the other day, fucking hell what a dragon that woman is,..."
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