Which arse is fronting the world's most irritating advert?

5 It's only Kelly Brook again Kelly Brook's arse does some hula-hooping advert Kelly Brook's arse does the hoovering Kelly Brook touches her arse

Which arse is fronting the new Reebok advert?

Rock bottom

Tue, 25/05/2010 - 11:20 by

It was exactly this time last week when we showed you the pictures of her wearing a particularly dirty nappy for Ultimo. And now, seven days on, she's got her arse on show again in a new advert for Reebok. Which just so happens to be absolutely fucking shit.

Yes, it's Kelly Brook again. Shamefully sticking her bum in front of a camera to endorse some trainers.

In the advert, Brook does the cooking, the hoovering and some hula-hooping while her arse is moulded into the tightest pair of lycra pants the producers could find.

However, it's the song that gets us. It's like one of the jingles an audacious Apprentice candidate would write, perform and record by himself thinking it was the greatest idea since sliced bread (remember Pants-man?). The whole thing is just awful.

See for yourself...

Who knew one arse could produce so much crap?

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pandorajewelry Thu, 08/07/2010 - 07:15
Oh dear, now you've turned me right off the idea. His diet of lima beans and gruel does make the material he has to work with for his dirty protest a funny colour.
stella ah trois Wed, 26/05/2010 - 05:27
WOW, I'd like to smash that arse for a while...

*needs wank*
gago Tue, 25/05/2010 - 18:25
I was most offended by the black stonewashed denim shorts. There is no excuse for them.
huxylady Tue, 25/05/2010 - 14:26
Ha ha Rev. You just got papped for that one.
Urfugginjokin Tue, 25/05/2010 - 13:30
i concur.

she's stunning until she opens her mouth
merkin Tue, 25/05/2010 - 13:18
Ok, I confess I had to watch it through a few times before I noticed that there was in fact anything in the background at all, but now I see what you mean by the colour. In fact I think it's more reminscent of the colour of the walls in my father's solitary unit in that prison in Mexico.
slug Tue, 25/05/2010 - 12:58
Yes - the Tory Party
The Rev Jesse Custer Tue, 25/05/2010 - 12:52
Oh, I'll go and have another look. On viewing, I was more drawn to the decor. But now that the sun is shining, some brightly coloured separates do seem to be the order of the day.

I like that green colour of the tiles. Wonder if they are Fired Earth or B&Q.

I've forgotten what the ads for now.
stella ah trois Tue, 25/05/2010 - 12:48
They're alright, aren't they. Not sure aboutthe colour though.

Personally I enjoyed how much American Apparel attire has been used in this advert. They're very good for brightly coloured separates you see...
tescopop Tue, 25/05/2010 - 12:44
Can an arse 'front' anything?
stella ah trois Tue, 25/05/2010 - 12:41
Watch it or you won't be able to do anything. Can you do the bathroom up like the one in the ad? See below.
stella ah trois Tue, 25/05/2010 - 12:40
There are in fact very few things I wouldn't do....
slug Tue, 25/05/2010 - 12:36
plus she reportedly loves it up the arse.
Lousybosomsdisplease Tue, 25/05/2010 - 12:36
Most irritating ad ever? Really? More irritating than the Paul Whitehouse Aviva ones, or the Go Compare ones, or any ad for any probiotic yoghurt drink, or the laxative one with the SATC-inspired chit-chat? Is it really more irritating than all of those?

Me, I don't really care. She's a not very bright girl who happens to have a good body, which she puts to use in this manner to make a career. Would that I could be paid to wiggle my arse at a camera in a pair of hotpants.
tescopop Tue, 25/05/2010 - 12:28
I like the tiles in the bathroom. Paused and rewound a few times to get a better look.
stella ah trois Tue, 25/05/2010 - 12:18
There a quiet a few things I would do to have sexual relations with this girl.
The Rev Jesse Custer Tue, 25/05/2010 - 11:46

There a quiet a few things I would do to have sexual relations with this girl.
The Rev Jesse Custer Tue, 25/05/2010 - 11:46
I like the tiles in the bathroom. Paused and rewound a few times to get a better look.
stella ah trois Tue, 25/05/2010 - 12:18
Most irritating ad ever? Really? More irritating than the Paul Whitehouse Aviva ones, or the Go Compare ones, or any ad for any probiotic yoghurt drink, or the laxative one with the SATC-inspired chit-chat? Is it really more irritating than all of those?

Me, I don't really care. She's a not very bright girl who happens to have a good body, which she puts to use in this manner to make a career. Would that I could be paid to wiggle my arse at a camera in a pair of hotpants.
tescopop Tue, 25/05/2010 - 12:28
plus she reportedly loves it up the arse.
Lousybosomsdisplease Tue, 25/05/2010 - 12:36
There are in fact very few things I wouldn't do....
slug Tue, 25/05/2010 - 12:36
Watch it or you won't be able to do anything. Can you do the bathroom up like the one in the ad? See below.
stella ah trois Tue, 25/05/2010 - 12:40
Can an arse 'front' anything?
stella ah trois Tue, 25/05/2010 - 12:41
They're alright, aren't they. Not sure aboutthe colour though.

Personally I enjoyed how much American Apparel attire has been used in this advert. They're very good for brightly coloured separates you see...
tescopop Tue, 25/05/2010 - 12:44
Oh, I'll go and have another look. On viewing, I was more drawn to the decor. But now that the sun is shining, some brightly coloured separates do seem to be the order of the day.

I like that green colour of the tiles. Wonder if they are Fired Earth or B&Q.

I've forgotten what the ads for now.
stella ah trois Tue, 25/05/2010 - 12:48
Yes - the Tory Party
The Rev Jesse Custer Tue, 25/05/2010 - 12:52
Ok, I confess I had to watch it through a few times before I noticed that there was in fact anything in the background at all, but now I see what you mean by the colour. In fact I think it's more reminscent of the colour of the walls in my father's solitary unit in that prison in Mexico.
slug Tue, 25/05/2010 - 12:58
i concur.

she's stunning until she opens her mouth
merkin Tue, 25/05/2010 - 13:18
Ha ha Rev. You just got papped for that one.
Urfugginjokin Tue, 25/05/2010 - 13:30
I was most offended by the black stonewashed denim shorts. There is no excuse for them.
huxylady Tue, 25/05/2010 - 14:26
WOW, I'd like to smash that arse for a while...

*needs wank*
gago Tue, 25/05/2010 - 18:25
Oh dear, now you've turned me right off the idea. His diet of lima beans and gruel does make the material he has to work with for his dirty protest a funny colour.
stella ah trois Wed, 26/05/2010 - 05:27
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pandorajewelry Thu, 08/07/2010 - 07:15