Cigarettes are dangerous things. Apart from making you look super-cool, they kill you and make your cock droopy. Another thing that's made our cocks droopy are these pictures of a certain celebrity showing how smoking can also make you look like the mum out of There's Something About Mary.

Yes, Holy Moly favourite Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace is the celeb i question and has bravely stripped to a bikini to show the world that cigarettes give you knackered lungs, yellow teeth, wrinkly skin and a camel toe.

Now obviously No Smoking day is incredibly important because smoking is so incredibly bad for you (Unless it is when you're smoking hot like HM staffers obv) but the quotes lil' old Aisleyne gives are just brilliant:

"The photographs are a series of dramatic images taken to mark No Smoking Day 2011 (9 March) to show how a person who smokes will age over a 40-year period if they continue to smoke 20 cigarettes each day."

Or, how an incredibly old person can look if they have a skin peel and their teeth whitened.

"Aisleyne, had her first cigarette when she entered Channel 4’s Big Brother house in 2006 and developed a 10 cigarette-a-day habit until she finally gave up more than a year later through sheer willpower and hypnotherapy."

*record scratch* Hang on a second! Let me get this straight - Aisleyne only started smoking in 2006. Only ever smoked 10 a day. For a year. Christ - wasn't Kate Moss available?

Aisleyne said: “I was so shocked when I looked in the mirror to how my features had changed.  I looked older, with loads of wrinkles and dull skin!  It made me even happier that I stopped smoking before the effects kicked in.

So in the ONE YEAR Aisleyne smoked her 10 cigarettes a day, she looked older (about a year older?) with loads of wrinkles and dull skin. Sorry to break it to you Aisleyne, but you don't get that from a year of smoking. Perhaps it had something to do with your penchant for sunbeds?

“Since I quit smoking (4 YEARS AGO! - ED) I feel so much better.  My hair, skin and nails look and feel so much healthier (AFTER 4 YEARS - ED) and there’s no smoky smell clinging to me (AS YOU'VE PRESUMABLY SHOWERED IN THE LAST 4 YEARS - ED).  Once I put my mind to it I just did it and got myself into a health and fitness regime.  I haven’t put any weight on (IN 4 YEARS!! - ED) and I go to the gym regularly.

Would you kiss your mother with that mouth?

So there you have it kids. For information on how to quit and join an online forum go to www.WeQuit.co.uk otherwise you'll end up looking like a cross between Dot Cotton and Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace.

The Topless shots weren't much better :(