Which celebrity wears a stupid disguise to get petrol?

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A clue!A clue!

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Wed, 25/11/2009 - 18:12 by Mr. HM

You can understand someone celebrities wearing weird things to try and disguise themselves, but something is telling me this particular one has done it to ATTRACT attention...

I mean, be serious, why would ANYONE put on this Austen Powers costume to buy a load of munchies from the local Esso?

I've also just realised it's completely pointless to try and do a guess who with ^^ that ^^ fucking grey box giving away the answer. Literally, what's the fucking point readers?

While you're here - watch this. It's pretty much all over the internet anyway, but I couldn't bring myself to do a whole story about a Muppets youtube clip. Things aren't that desperate yet.

Oh.

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Comments

  • Here you go Mr HM - just freshly taken off Wikipedia so you don't have to let your bum go all-a-quiver at the prospect of writs:

    "Klass currently lives on xxxx, North London, and has a relationship with Graham Quinn, a former member of Hear'Say's security team. Klass dumped Quinn the first time after it was revealed he was a heroin dealer in his native Ireland, and was wanted for fleeing a drugs dealing charge - he had taken on an assumed name in England, yet went back to him....

    ...In March 2006, Klass revealed that she and Quinn had become engaged."

    So there you go - Myleene Klass's bloke is a convicted drug dealer. That wobbles the squeaky clean image a bit, dunnit?

    However you may find the following more barf-inducing:

    "Klass has published a book about her experiences of being pregnant, entitled "My Bump and Me: From Morning Sickness to Motherhood - An Honest Diary of My Pregnancy"."

    *projectile vomits*

    Blartmonster Fri, 27/11/2009 - 02:43

  • Myleene Klass? Hardly. Not with a name like Myleene. What's her old man called? Boycie? Besides it's all still a novelty for try-hards like Myleene. She and Kym are grateful that they've not ended up like Suzanne, Shrek or the other one.

    PuddyTwat Thu, 26/11/2009 - 23:23

  • And why the fuck did he let her off out in the car in the first place?!

    kwebb Thu, 26/11/2009 - 09:18

  • Why doesn't she get her husband to get the petrol while he's out?

    Blartmonster Wed, 25/11/2009 - 22:22

  • Can't she afford to have someone go and do that kind of shit for her? What's the point in being a 'celebrity' if not?

    stella ah trois Wed, 25/11/2009 - 20:43

  • 3 tubes of Polos?! Is she a pensioner?

    kwebb Wed, 25/11/2009 - 19:21

  • I was all set to say that the Muppet clip was trying to hard, but as soon as Beeker chipped in...

    Though this is his finest moment:

    dandyboy Wed, 25/11/2009 - 19:11

  • I was all set to say that the Muppet clip was trying to hard, but as soon as Beeker chipped in...

    Though this is his finest moment:

    dandyboy Wed, 25/11/2009 - 19:11

  • 3 tubes of Polos?! Is she a pensioner?

    kwebb Wed, 25/11/2009 - 19:21

  • Can't she afford to have someone go and do that kind of shit for her? What's the point in being a 'celebrity' if not?

    stella ah trois Wed, 25/11/2009 - 20:43

  • Why doesn't she get her husband to get the petrol while he's out?

    Blartmonster Wed, 25/11/2009 - 22:22

  • And why the fuck did he let her off out in the car in the first place?!

    kwebb Thu, 26/11/2009 - 09:18

  • Myleene Klass? Hardly. Not with a name like Myleene. What's her old man called? Boycie? Besides it's all still a novelty for try-hards like Myleene. She and Kym are grateful that they've not ended up like Suzanne, Shrek or the other one.

    PuddyTwat Thu, 26/11/2009 - 23:23

  • Here you go Mr HM - just freshly taken off Wikipedia so you don't have to let your bum go all-a-quiver at the prospect of writs:

    "Klass currently lives on xxxx, North London, and has a relationship with Graham Quinn, a former member of Hear'Say's security team. Klass dumped Quinn the first time after it was revealed he was a heroin dealer in his native Ireland, and was wanted for fleeing a drugs dealing charge - he had taken on an assumed name in England, yet went back to him....

    ...In March 2006, Klass revealed that she and Quinn had become engaged."

    So there you go - Myleene Klass's bloke is a convicted drug dealer. That wobbles the squeaky clean image a bit, dunnit?

    However you may find the following more barf-inducing:

    "Klass has published a book about her experiences of being pregnant, entitled "My Bump and Me: From Morning Sickness to Motherhood - An Honest Diary of My Pregnancy"."

    *projectile vomits*

    Blartmonster Fri, 27/11/2009 - 02:43

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