"You won't accept a guy's tongue in your mouth, and you're going to eat that?"

"Just because you live in here doesn't give you the right to be an asshole, so knock it off."

"Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?"

It's Judd Nelson, who played the seminal John Bender (Amazingly, the Americans don't know what Bender means - hahahaha) - who seems to have morphed into a hybrid of Robert Downey Jr and Mickey Rourke.

Isn't he due a comeback at some point pretty soon?