One elle of a nipple
Thu, 01/07/2010 - 11:22 by Mr. HM

Various fashionistas, liggers and wotnots turned out for the launch of the next series of Britain's Next Top Model at Circus in London last night, and so did this breast.

Elle Macpherson is 47.

FOURTY. FUCKING. SEVEN.

Question: Can she still get away with no bra and spray on PVC trousers topped off with killer louboutin heels?

Answer: Hell Yes.

She tipped up along with the other judges on the show - Charly Speed, Julien Macdonald and someone called Grace Woodward who settled into red carpet life admirably.

Whilst Elle and the team are getting ready for the show, they should take a lesson from the master of "...Nect Top Model" Tyra Banks.

No-one does a wig flick like this beeyatch.

 

  • Replica cheap NFL jerseys are becoming rapidly popular as regular attire.You will notice many teenagers donning a Bill Russell or Oscar. Robertson jersey in pubs, colleges and discos.In fact, NHL jerseys even individuals who are not MLB jerseys fans have started wearing these jerseys as a style statement.are only the beginning in terms of what you can expect to find online now.

    weed Wed, 14/07/2010 - 04:53
  • Her undies range is good, in't it. And the bras actually go above a C cup, so everyone can enjoy them! Woo!

    tescopop Fri, 02/07/2010 - 09:42
  • No honey. That was caused by the 20 hours you had spent in front of the lap top before hand. And so forth.

    stella ah trois Fri, 02/07/2010 - 07:22
  • She's so beautiful- she makes me go all lesbiany... and then I'd want to be her friend afterwards. I buy elle mcpherson knickers and they are really nice, but they don't make me look like her and it makes me sad. Mr Lola likes them though, so can't complain.

    littlelola Thu, 01/07/2010 - 23:56
  • Surely there should be a 'squirt' involved too somewhere?

    slug Thu, 01/07/2010 - 16:52
  • If I ever met her I think I'd have to invoke the "Aussie Suncream Law" - 'Slip, Slop, Slap'

    The Rev Jesse Custer Thu, 01/07/2010 - 16:18
  • Met Elle Mcpherson once and went instantly blind. She is as beautiful if not more in the flesh.

    slug Thu, 01/07/2010 - 13:31
  • She's a bit of a rock chick is young Elle.
    And she looks pretty damn amazing.

    However: as for the poisoned Welsh paedo dwarf that is Julien McDonald....
    Someone should just douse him in DDT and do us all a favour.
    Nasty twisted little freak.

    No one has ever bought your clothes DEAR, that's why the only shop you can sell them in is Plebenhams!
    And they mostly save your stock for the end of sale buckets.

    If there ever was a reason to be homophobic.....
    Or for me to return to the closet and slam the door shut!!!
    VILE.

    whothehellamiagain Thu, 01/07/2010 - 13:09
  • I love her, I do, but sometimes, only sometimes, her face is a bit mannish. On the promo ads for BNTM she occasionally looks a liiiitle Steven Tyler (but obvs not as addled or fucking OLD.

    HOWEVER yes she looks infuckingcredible for 47, has a body to absolutely die for and, in interviews and stuff, appears to have at least 2 brain cells. She's basically in the same camp as Klum.

    So keep on trucking, Macphee!

    tescopop Thu, 01/07/2010 - 12:47
  • I've lusted after her since I was a teenager watching her romp around in a Sports Illustrated feature on TV. She's so perfect and ageless its freaky. They should use her for cloning.

    angrykid Thu, 01/07/2010 - 12:37
  • Grace might want to consider a chiffon wrap next time - those ARMS!

    stella ah trois Thu, 01/07/2010 - 12:16
  • Someone should tell Madonna that this is how you set about getting older and still looking fucking amzing !

    The Rev Jesse Custer Thu, 01/07/2010 - 11:46
  • Someone should tell Madonna that this is how you set about getting older and still looking fucking amzing !

    The Rev Jesse Custer Thu, 01/07/2010 - 11:46
  • Grace might want to consider a chiffon wrap next time - those ARMS!

    stella ah trois Thu, 01/07/2010 - 12:16
  • I've lusted after her since I was a teenager watching her romp around in a Sports Illustrated feature on TV. She's so perfect and ageless its freaky. They should use her for cloning.

    angrykid Thu, 01/07/2010 - 12:37
  • I love her, I do, but sometimes, only sometimes, her face is a bit mannish. On the promo ads for BNTM she occasionally looks a liiiitle Steven Tyler (but obvs not as addled or fucking OLD.

    HOWEVER yes she looks infuckingcredible for 47, has a body to absolutely die for and, in interviews and stuff, appears to have at least 2 brain cells. She's basically in the same camp as Klum.

    So keep on trucking, Macphee!

    tescopop Thu, 01/07/2010 - 12:47
  • She's a bit of a rock chick is young Elle.
    And she looks pretty damn amazing.

    However: as for the poisoned Welsh paedo dwarf that is Julien McDonald....
    Someone should just douse him in DDT and do us all a favour.
    Nasty twisted little freak.

    No one has ever bought your clothes DEAR, that's why the only shop you can sell them in is Plebenhams!
    And they mostly save your stock for the end of sale buckets.

    If there ever was a reason to be homophobic.....
    Or for me to return to the closet and slam the door shut!!!
    VILE.

    whothehellamiagain Thu, 01/07/2010 - 13:09
  • Met Elle Mcpherson once and went instantly blind. She is as beautiful if not more in the flesh.

    slug Thu, 01/07/2010 - 13:31
  • If I ever met her I think I'd have to invoke the "Aussie Suncream Law" - 'Slip, Slop, Slap'

    The Rev Jesse Custer Thu, 01/07/2010 - 16:18
  • Surely there should be a 'squirt' involved too somewhere?

    slug Thu, 01/07/2010 - 16:52
  • She's so beautiful- she makes me go all lesbiany... and then I'd want to be her friend afterwards. I buy elle mcpherson knickers and they are really nice, but they don't make me look like her and it makes me sad. Mr Lola likes them though, so can't complain.

    littlelola Thu, 01/07/2010 - 23:56
  • No honey. That was caused by the 20 hours you had spent in front of the lap top before hand. And so forth.

    stella ah trois Fri, 02/07/2010 - 07:22
  • Her undies range is good, in't it. And the bras actually go above a C cup, so everyone can enjoy them! Woo!

    tescopop Fri, 02/07/2010 - 09:42
  • Replica cheap NFL jerseys are becoming rapidly popular as regular attire.You will notice many teenagers donning a Bill Russell or Oscar. Robertson jersey in pubs, colleges and discos.In fact, NHL jerseys even individuals who are not MLB jerseys fans have started wearing these jerseys as a style statement.are only the beginning in terms of what you can expect to find online now.

    weed Wed, 14/07/2010 - 04:53

Article Timeline