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Who were the winners at last night's Inside Soap Awards (No-one - Ed)?

John Partridge leaves the Soap Awards 2009

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Tue, 29/09/2009 - 12:02 by Mr. HM

Coming from top London venue the Royal Albert Hall restaurant 'Sketch', the Inside Soap Awards sure had me clinging to the edge of my seat all night. Then when I finished, I simply flushed and went to watch Flash Forward on FIVE. I know, I know - "Mr. HM - get to the list of winners! QUICK!".

Calm down my little padwans, here's the honey...

Best Soap - Eastenders
Best Family - The McQueens (Hollyoaks)
Best Drama - The Bill
Best Actor - Gray O'Brien (Coronation Street)
Sexiest Male - John Partridge (Eastenders)
Sexiest Female - Michelle Keegan (Coronation Street)
Best Bad Boy - Sid Owen. Only joking, it was Larry Lamb (Eastenders)
Best Storyline - Archie's torment and Danielle's death (I have absolutely no clue what those words mean, but i'm sure you'll agree, it sounds truly gripping)
Best Bitch - Charlie Brooker.
Best Newcomer - Craig Gazey (who also won this in May - i.e. NOT A FUCKING NEWCOMER ANYMORE)

British Soap Awards, Joe Swash, Kara Tointon, Lacey Turner

Comments

pic 6 - The fat munter even has a bag made of Iceland Mini-Donuts!
BigPhil Wed, 30/09/2009 - 19:52
I just had to add....

Who, who, who and.... who?

The fact the cunt in pic 1 thinks he's another Alex Reid fucknut makes him a cert for a macheting
Blartmonster Tue, 29/09/2009 - 18:13
I happened upon some VT of this on the box this morning, i have not got a fucking clue who any of them are. Obviously i read too much and don't veg in front of mindsucking spew like the soaps then. My life is wasted for sure...
malachysdad Tue, 29/09/2009 - 15:29
But the idiots are the majority now! They rule this country and make the rules! If they didn't there wouldn't be things like Hole In The Wall on the television. Or What/Who Katie Did Next.
kwebb Tue, 29/09/2009 - 15:10
Whole, whole, whole
scone Tue, 29/09/2009 - 14:52
Whoever votes on this ridiculous awards ceremony is most probably in a straight jacket or on their way to be sectioned. Who would vote for Eastenders as best soap? The wole soap is depressing, even their stab at humour is depressing, it's about time it was scrapped, these awards mean nothing, because it's simple folk who vote.
scone Tue, 29/09/2009 - 14:49
How would anyone give an "award" for a soap? what an old load of bollocks. It's like Kerry Katona Mum of the Year- same pointless, meaningless event.
kermits Tue, 29/09/2009 - 13:53
that pic has made me lose my faith in him...
Sauce_Pot Tue, 29/09/2009 - 13:37
"Best Bitch- Charlie Brooker"
I think we should actually replace Charlie Brooks (she of the massive forehead and beady eyes from Eastenders) with Charlie Brooker (he who looks like he should be carved from stone and sitting atop a gothic cathederal) and see if anyone notices.
retrovertigo Tue, 29/09/2009 - 12:52
Hevva or heifer from Eastenders really is a an over weight munter isn't she?
BonnyWill Tue, 29/09/2009 - 12:22
PLEASE tell me thats not Dylan Moran coming out the door behind this nipsy from Bellenders?!
kwebb Tue, 29/09/2009 - 12:16

PLEASE tell me thats not Dylan Moran coming out the door behind this nipsy from Bellenders?!
kwebb Tue, 29/09/2009 - 12:16
Hevva or heifer from Eastenders really is a an over weight munter isn't she?
BonnyWill Tue, 29/09/2009 - 12:22
"Best Bitch- Charlie Brooker"
I think we should actually replace Charlie Brooks (she of the massive forehead and beady eyes from Eastenders) with Charlie Brooker (he who looks like he should be carved from stone and sitting atop a gothic cathederal) and see if anyone notices.
retrovertigo Tue, 29/09/2009 - 12:52
that pic has made me lose my faith in him...
Sauce_Pot Tue, 29/09/2009 - 13:37
How would anyone give an "award" for a soap? what an old load of bollocks. It's like Kerry Katona Mum of the Year- same pointless, meaningless event.
kermits Tue, 29/09/2009 - 13:53
Whoever votes on this ridiculous awards ceremony is most probably in a straight jacket or on their way to be sectioned. Who would vote for Eastenders as best soap? The wole soap is depressing, even their stab at humour is depressing, it's about time it was scrapped, these awards mean nothing, because it's simple folk who vote.
scone Tue, 29/09/2009 - 14:49
Whole, whole, whole
scone Tue, 29/09/2009 - 14:52
But the idiots are the majority now! They rule this country and make the rules! If they didn't there wouldn't be things like Hole In The Wall on the television. Or What/Who Katie Did Next.
kwebb Tue, 29/09/2009 - 15:10
I happened upon some VT of this on the box this morning, i have not got a fucking clue who any of them are. Obviously i read too much and don't veg in front of mindsucking spew like the soaps then. My life is wasted for sure...
malachysdad Tue, 29/09/2009 - 15:29
I just had to add....

Who, who, who and.... who?

The fact the cunt in pic 1 thinks he's another Alex Reid fucknut makes him a cert for a macheting
Blartmonster Tue, 29/09/2009 - 18:13
pic 6 - The fat munter even has a bag made of Iceland Mini-Donuts!
BigPhil Wed, 30/09/2009 - 19:52