Sarah Jessica Parker and Kristen Davis on the set of Sex and the City 2
Desperately seeking a retouching
Thu, 10/09/2009 - 12:11 by Harry BowThe Sex and the City crew will need a whole vat of Vasoline for the camera lens if they expect anyone to be convinced by Sarah Jessica Parker's latest flashback scene...
No, this isn't Madonna tranny night - or, indeed, even the lady herself... It's SJP holding back the years on the set of Sex and the City again.
Having clearly run out of plot lines now that the drab four are menopausal, it seems that scriptwriters are revisiting the past - and so we get a glimpse of what 20-year-old Carrie was up to (slutting it around by the looks of it). Charlotte might have been doing the prep thing back then, but we all know what Kristen Davis was really up to. Oh yes, we've seen the vid.
Still, the 43-year-old actress is more convincing than Sarah Jessica Parker as a foal... The only groove SJP will be getting into are the deep ones on her neck...
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I tell you what, they are trying fucking hard to make that movie a "Straight to DVD" special, hey?
She actually looks older than Madonna.
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