Who's got a bottle rocket in his pocket....?

8 Luke Wilson jogging on the beach in Malibu Luke Wilson jogging on the beach in Malibu advert Luke Wilson jogging on the beach in Malibu Luke Wilson jogging on the beach in Malibu Luke Wilson jogging on the beach in Malibu Luke Wilson jogging on the beach in Malibu advert Luke Wilson jogging on the beach in Malibu

Guess the commando actor...

Legally bland, we know

Tue, 30/03/2010 - 13:53 by Harry Bow

Jog on, nothing to see here - just a Hollywood actor hanging out on the beach in Malibu

All just to make it up to the ladies for our Christina camel-toe exclusive a few months back, of course.

Good news for Luke Wilson, though - cycling shorts are BACK for Spring/Summer 2010.

Fashion Disaster

Comments

Fuck me!

But not with that. If he's a grower as well as a show-er, you'd need to be a bucket fanny to handle THAT.

Bit of a waste though. I mean, Luke Wilson? Who's gonna wanna?
PuddyTwat Thu, 01/04/2010 - 11:16
Koshmar....Why are you so angry at me? All I have done is try to be your friend. You just keep lashing out.
I also don't know what I am supposed to be "enlightening" you on...And thanks for referring to me as the "BANTERMEISTER". I am glad you have finally realised that I am the true great...
joleymoley Wed, 31/03/2010 - 18:08
I fluffing love you and your massive willy.
stix Wed, 31/03/2010 - 14:25
Don't bother - it's his mother's number and he's taking a cut of any action she gets.
slug Wed, 31/03/2010 - 09:18
Ooooh well, you fucking enlighten us. You're the fucking "bantermeister", you twatsplatter
koshmar Wed, 31/03/2010 - 07:13
Agreed. No-one wants a bloke with an acorn cock, but funneling a hog that's 10in+ is like childbirth in reverse. I think so anyway. I haven't had kids. If I had done, maybe it wouldn't be such a painful ordeal.
retrovertigo Wed, 31/03/2010 - 00:04
Kosh...is that your clever way of calling me a " dick head?" Usually pronounced "Dick 'ed?"
joleymoley Tue, 30/03/2010 - 23:41
Nice dog.
northern_bird Tue, 30/03/2010 - 21:33
Who, Lars von Trier?
chiefbuthelezi Tue, 30/03/2010 - 20:27
Yeah well, when it's dangling from your fucking forehead it's hard to hide, n'est-ce pas, mon cunt?
koshmar Tue, 30/03/2010 - 20:10
Fuck me you really are an remarkably deluded cunt, aren't you?

Dead man walking,.....
koshmar Tue, 30/03/2010 - 20:08
I have seen better. My Dad had a beautiful willy.
Mine is pretty spectacular. I don't even need to go jogging in Malibu wearing track suit bottoms to show off its perfect outline. I could wear a pikey wedding dress and it would not be able to hide the outline of my own impressive member.
joleymoley Tue, 30/03/2010 - 19:55
Nice cock.
TheDukers Tue, 30/03/2010 - 18:37
Either that's someone else's number on here in which case, that's fucked up, it's your number and you're insane or it's a made-up number and you just need some attention. Weird. I'm not ringing it to find out.
Urfugginjokin Tue, 30/03/2010 - 17:25
Hi everyone. Sorry to interupt your banter but I am just letting everyone know that if they fancy a few pints with me then they should let me know. My number is 07748464202 and I am in high demand due to my new celebrity status on here so text or call me quick.
Ok resume banter.
joleymoley Tue, 30/03/2010 - 16:57
Has anyone here actually been with a ten inch door-knocker man? Completely pointless unless you have a fanny like the Tyne Tunnel.
Urfugginjokin Tue, 30/03/2010 - 16:39
it's certainly not a 10 inch door-knocker like Joley's
misspopoff Tue, 30/03/2010 - 16:03
its not that big..ahem
elbow Tue, 30/03/2010 - 15:59
Has anyone seen 'Antichrist'? Now THAT's a cock.
Urfugginjokin Tue, 30/03/2010 - 15:16
So he has a penis. Well well.

ANOTHER GREAT DAY FOR JOURNALISM.
gagged Tue, 30/03/2010 - 15:06
I wonder how much poo tang this one gets.
bellendercarlisle Tue, 30/03/2010 - 14:12
Christ, you can even tell it's circumcised. But it's a welcome relief from the other over-exposed cock that's taken over Cunts Corner
merylhighground Tue, 30/03/2010 - 14:05

Christ, you can even tell it's circumcised. But it's a welcome relief from the other over-exposed cock that's taken over Cunts Corner
merylhighground Tue, 30/03/2010 - 14:05
I wonder how much poo tang this one gets.
bellendercarlisle Tue, 30/03/2010 - 14:12
So he has a penis. Well well.

ANOTHER GREAT DAY FOR JOURNALISM.
gagged Tue, 30/03/2010 - 15:06
Has anyone seen 'Antichrist'? Now THAT's a cock.
Urfugginjokin Tue, 30/03/2010 - 15:16
its not that big..ahem
elbow Tue, 30/03/2010 - 15:59
it's certainly not a 10 inch door-knocker like Joley's
misspopoff Tue, 30/03/2010 - 16:03
Has anyone here actually been with a ten inch door-knocker man? Completely pointless unless you have a fanny like the Tyne Tunnel.
Urfugginjokin Tue, 30/03/2010 - 16:39
Hi everyone. Sorry to interupt your banter but I am just letting everyone know that if they fancy a few pints with me then they should let me know. My number is 07748464202 and I am in high demand due to my new celebrity status on here so text or call me quick.
Ok resume banter.
joleymoley Tue, 30/03/2010 - 16:57
Either that's someone else's number on here in which case, that's fucked up, it's your number and you're insane or it's a made-up number and you just need some attention. Weird. I'm not ringing it to find out.
Urfugginjokin Tue, 30/03/2010 - 17:25
Nice cock.
TheDukers Tue, 30/03/2010 - 18:37
I have seen better. My Dad had a beautiful willy.
Mine is pretty spectacular. I don't even need to go jogging in Malibu wearing track suit bottoms to show off its perfect outline. I could wear a pikey wedding dress and it would not be able to hide the outline of my own impressive member.
joleymoley Tue, 30/03/2010 - 19:55
Fuck me you really are an remarkably deluded cunt, aren't you?

Dead man walking,.....
koshmar Tue, 30/03/2010 - 20:08
Yeah well, when it's dangling from your fucking forehead it's hard to hide, n'est-ce pas, mon cunt?
koshmar Tue, 30/03/2010 - 20:10
Who, Lars von Trier?
chiefbuthelezi Tue, 30/03/2010 - 20:27
Nice dog.
northern_bird Tue, 30/03/2010 - 21:33
Kosh...is that your clever way of calling me a " dick head?" Usually pronounced "Dick 'ed?"
joleymoley Tue, 30/03/2010 - 23:41
Agreed. No-one wants a bloke with an acorn cock, but funneling a hog that's 10in+ is like childbirth in reverse. I think so anyway. I haven't had kids. If I had done, maybe it wouldn't be such a painful ordeal.
retrovertigo Wed, 31/03/2010 - 00:04
Ooooh well, you fucking enlighten us. You're the fucking "bantermeister", you twatsplatter
koshmar Wed, 31/03/2010 - 07:13
Don't bother - it's his mother's number and he's taking a cut of any action she gets.
slug Wed, 31/03/2010 - 09:18
I fluffing love you and your massive willy.
stix Wed, 31/03/2010 - 14:25
Koshmar....Why are you so angry at me? All I have done is try to be your friend. You just keep lashing out.
I also don't know what I am supposed to be "enlightening" you on...And thanks for referring to me as the "BANTERMEISTER". I am glad you have finally realised that I am the true great...
joleymoley Wed, 31/03/2010 - 18:08
Fuck me!

But not with that. If he's a grower as well as a show-er, you'd need to be a bucket fanny to handle THAT.

Bit of a waste though. I mean, Luke Wilson? Who's gonna wanna?
PuddyTwat Thu, 01/04/2010 - 11:16