Plan! and those sheets would have gone up like a tinderbox!

What a fucking den of shit - all the women are desperate hookers with shit tattoos, and all the blokes look like possessive stalkery paedophiles in poor condition.

The place should have been firebombed

I don't know who Jeremy Scott is either and I'm British.

Whichever arse/face combo Peaches might be in possession of, I think it's generally agreed she has a putrified cabbage where her brain is supposed to be. I have no time for people with such willful stupidity behind their eyes, celebrity or not. Say what you like about her mum, she wasn't an imbecile, she had a few brain cells knocking about in there.

Attention seeker + fucking idiot = excruciating combo.

GO AWAY

No no you've got it the wrong way round, Peaches doesn't have a face on her arse, she has an arse on her face.

slug - I take it you didn't see the one of his dirty crack. I find that more disturbing. For a gay man he's oddly hairy.

Who the hell is Jeremy Scott? Granted the only other blog I read is Dlisted but being an American I have no idea who he is and his name is being thrown around like he's Brad Pitt.

I didnt know who he was either, I merely saw pictures of the same party on a different site where people in the pictures were named.
Weird that.

Fingers crossed!

Sounds like something the Duke and Buzzy might make.

Mentalers and mingers. As far as the eye can see. And they all look horribly desperate....Like that film from the eighties where all the neighbours have parties behind closed doors and start morphing into each other. Remember the one, where the bloke has his face talking out of his arse?....I'm sure I wasn't tripping...They all did that at the party above when the cameras went home. I reckon Peaches defo has her real face on her arse....

I usually give you a hard time Mopsa but I have to say I'm with you on this....the bassist from Maroon 5 ? WTF ? I'd have more chance identifying one of Rod, Jane & Freddy.

I'm not responsible for not being able to identify the bassist member of Maroon 5. Not that I would admit it if I could...

Agreed - she's the Gladstone Small of pop!!!

I'm just so hoping to hell that the gold paint on the face of the dickhead in pic 21 and the gold paint on the hairy arse are in no way related.
*rinses eyeballs in acid*

Re our Lindsay, no. Everything is relative. Think context. If she was standing next to Channelle, she would look good (and possibly more pregnant) but it means nothing. Nothing at all.

Bleurgh! I see that smoking heroin is still high on Peaches' list of things to do in 2010 - pic 21.
Eli Roth looks uncannily like Sylar from Heroes (actor's name blah blah blah). Definitely a serial killer!
So, Johnny Makeup is shitting gold...... from the state of that arse he looks like he's tried to drag it across the carpet as well, doggy style with worms.
VILE.
Oddly, Lindsay Lohan is looking demure compared to the other fuckwits.
And amongst all those ugly bastards, you can see that, in fact and in spite of being a leetle bit ginga, she's quite beautiful really.
Even more beautiful when bathing on a regular basis, but hey, that's just me.
Oh fuck it, I just don't care anymore.
1-800-SUICIDE BOMBER

I'm gonna make a prediction here and now -

Eli Roth is going to murder Peaches Geldof in some bizarre twisted way and probably eat bits of her.

Remember you heard it here 1st.

And it's Har Mar Superstar, not Harma

That is one hairy arse.

The guy on the far right in the Lohan pic is Mickey Madden bass player for Maroon 5. Not that hard to find these things out eh Mopsa.

Oh god #2 - just noticed the face of Roth in the background to pic one. If she didn't get it up the arse* after the festivities, I'd be very, very surprised. How does a man get to look so fucking creepy?

*Not that there isn't a time and a place between adults, I'm sure. It's so hard not to offend around here...

Two thoughts:
1. nobody's arse should be that hairy - yuck
2. Little Boots (whom I love) looks like she's been made of Lego and put together in the wrong order with some pieces missing. What happened to her torso? Her neck is sprouting from her sternum...

Oh God. Really tragic interiors, as ever. That piano with the statue, Christ.

Aside from that, I want to kill them all.

And first on the list is HER. I have entirely given up trying to work out what she wants to achieve from her 'fame'. He's clearly a perv, so there's no mileage in that once so WHAT is she up to? Or perhaps... oh god is she so THICK that she can't appreciate what a tit she is making of herself? Oh crap. She is a retard. I've been thinking all this time there was a plan by which she could admittedly use her parents' fame to leg her up onto some career but then she would go for it so that could sustain her once her pony tattoo starts grating even on her own eyeballs. But no. She is just a fucking thick cunt. Yay! One less thing to lie awake at night worrying about.

But everyone must agree, these are the most vom inducing pictures of all eternity. Look at us we decadent beasts. Look, look look. We did, we saw and we ruined another rubbish bin with our lunch.